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Egghead

@mrs-egghead.bsky.social
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I am an egg. I live in Texas and enjoy creative hobbies. Please be nice to me.

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Egghead @mrs-egghead.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
If I were a zombie I'd totally love this intersection
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Egghead @mrs-egghead.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Hell yeah
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Egghead @mrs-egghead.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
That building was the OLD restaurant?? I always wondered!!
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Egghead @mrs-egghead.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
If you aren't committed to driving properly with care and caution for yourself and everyone around you, you shouldn't be driving at all.
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Egghead @mrs-egghead.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
I want it. I'm tired of brands trying to make me do free advertisement. My house is not Times Square, put your damn logo away!!
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Egghead @mrs-egghead.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
I hope it's you because otherwise I might go into witness protection
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Egghead @mrs-egghead.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
whelp
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
ACAB - GET SHIRT OF IT AT dashare.zone/products/all... - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
 A SKALETEN SHAKIN HAND'S WITH A BICYCLE,,, "ALL CARS ARE BASTERDS, STREETS ARE FOR PEOPLE, PARKING LOTS ARE OURS TOO, LEGALIZE LOITERING " - WE MUST NOT LET OUR WORLD BE CONTROLLED BY 3000 POUND MOTERIZED VEHICLES DRIVEN BY PEOPLE WHO ARE WATCHIN VIDEOS ON THERE PHONE!!! I MEAN WE ALREADY LET IT HAPPEN BUT WE SHOULD TAKE IT BACK I GUESS,,, IDK OR AT LEAST MAKE FUN OF THEM, YOU SHOULD MAKE FUN OF CAR DRIVER'S AT DA VERY LEAST, THINK ABOUT IN 10,000 YEARS WHAT THERE GONNA BE TALKIN ABOUT ON EARTH AND IF THEY EVER FIGURE OUT WHAT WE WERE DOIN IN 2026 THERE GONNA BE LAUGHING ABOUT HOW WERE ALL DRIVIN INDIVIDUAL CAR'S AROUND, OR MAYBE THELL THINK THAT THE CAR'S WERE RELIGOUS OBJECT'S, THEY WILL SAY WE USED THEM IN DEATH RITUALS, WHICH WOULD ALSO BE RIGHT, MUCH TO THINK ABOUT - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Egghead @mrs-egghead.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Kinda looks like a dystopic mechanical spider truck, which is pretty neat
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grudgey mcgrudgerson 🧛🏻‍♀️ @honkifyouareantifa.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Here are the brands and sizes recalled 👇🏻 this is a serious recall. please check your fridge if you buy these brands.
throughout 20 states, including Arizona, California, Colorado, Connecticut, Delaware, Florida, Georgia, Illinois, Indiana, Massachusetts, Maine, New Jersey, New York, Ohio, Oregon, Pennsylvania, Texas, Virginia, Washington, and Wisconsin.Boar's Head Grated Pecorino Romano sold in a 6-ounce cup with expiration dates of 3/4/2026 and 3/12/2026.
Locatelli Pecorino Romano Grated sold in a 4-ounce cup with expiration dates of 5/3/2026, 5/10/2026, and 5/17/2026.
Locatelli Pecorino Romano Grated sold in an 8-ounce cup with expiration dates of 4/6, 4/11, 4/12, 4/15, 4/17, 5/5, 5/6, 5/7, 5/10, 5/12, 5/14, and 5/17/2026.
Member's Mark Pecorino Romano 1.5-pound bag with expiration dates of 3/25/206, 3/30/2026, and 4/5/2026Ambriola Grated Pecorino Romano with expiration dates of 2/28, 3/4, and 3/11/2026.
Boar's Head Pecorino Romano Grated bag with expiration dates of 3/3 and 3/12/2026.
Locatelli Grated Pecorino Roman with expiration dates of 3/4, 3/6, 3/11, and 3/13/2026.
Pinna Grated Pecorino Romano with the expiration date 3/11/2026.
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Egghead @mrs-egghead.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
I think to show your conviction you should get a t-shirt with the phrase "I can be trusted around penguins" and nothing else
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Egghead @mrs-egghead.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
WHAT IN TARNATION! YOU SON OF A GUN, I'LL TEACH YOU BOY, LEMME AT HIM!
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Egghead @mrs-egghead.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Hell yeah
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Egghead @mrs-egghead.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
the sour tortilla hit different
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Egghead @mrs-egghead.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
I want a Bluetooth speaker that won't make a loud, obnoxious jingle when I'm trying to play sleepy sounds but for some reason it's just a guessing game, you buy speakers and you pray and none of them ever actually let you disable the Very Important Connection Jingle™
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Egghead @mrs-egghead.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Extremely stylish
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Egghead @mrs-egghead.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
I'm so sorry to hear your mom passed. Wishing you peace and comfort.
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Egghead @mrs-egghead.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
As my mom says, there's no such thing as an ex-Catholic... It's more like being Jewish and sticks with you forever. That's why it was a bit of a relief to be reminded of that positive side to it all even if I have very bitter feelings towards the negative.
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Egghead @mrs-egghead.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
I actually vastly prefer it to something goofy like "Zilker Heights" or "Blanco Villa" or "The Nest"
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Egghead @mrs-egghead.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Hell yeah
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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 18/11/2025
You can love someone you love even if you don't love yourself🏳️‍⚧️ But if you love yourself, you can love both yourself and the person you love. Your love becomes twofold. So take care of yourself. Your soul is beautiful.
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Egghead @mrs-egghead.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Bro it's art nouveau, it's dope af. Of course the looks weird without any objects or furniture
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Egghead @mrs-egghead.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Smh even in video games overqualified women are working unpaid jobs
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Egghead @mrs-egghead.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
What do they even gain from spreading misinformation like this? Are they just crazy?
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Egghead @mrs-egghead.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Step away from the Weedle m'lady
The gentleman known as Sephirothsword57, posed in the style of an anime character ready to fight with his sword in hand and trilby hat upon his head
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Egghead @mrs-egghead.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Talented AND generous. Be still my beating heart
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Dr. Hilary Agro, PhD 🍄 @hilaryagro.com · 25/10/2025
Five key steps for fighting fascism!
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Egghead @mrs-egghead.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
I love your defiance but all of these are terrible ideas. You need not sacrifice yourself for the cause... it's better if you remain unencumbered by all the trouble that would bring
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Egghead @mrs-egghead.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
I am so obsessed with Dropout. I HATE spending money but it took just an episode or two of Make Some Noise to open my wallet. Worth every penny for the joy it brings me
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Patrick Boyle 💎 @pboyle.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
New video premiering on YouTube in ten minutes!
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Egghead @mrs-egghead.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
DEMIIIIIIIIIII
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Egghead @mrs-egghead.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
based and autumnpilled
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Egghead @mrs-egghead.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Hell yeah
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Egghead @mrs-egghead.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
:) always cheers me up seeing your posts cuz I know it's going to be certified Awesome Medical Breakthroughs ™
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Egghead @mrs-egghead.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
What!! That's awesome! Hope y'all have a great show
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Egghead @mrs-egghead.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Based GDT with the best takes
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Egghead @mrs-egghead.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Friends insisted I post some unfinished paintings. This is the first and last time bandages have been fun to paint for anyone in the history of time #thegaslightdistrict #KnightsOfGuinevere #digitalart
A digital painting of Mel of "the gaslight district" and Guinevere of "Knights of Guinevere" produced by Glitch Productions
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Egghead @mrs-egghead.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
I went and it was fucking sick
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Egghead @mrs-egghead.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
wow unfollowed 😡😡😡
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Egghead @mrs-egghead.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
CPSC you are a beacon of light in some very dark times, please don't change
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Egghead @mrs-egghead.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
I love dropout so much. I'm pleased to see a small platform of dedicated entertainers succeed by simply doing their own thing and being good at it. Video games, tv, and movies are back in the hands of the artists of the world!!
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Egghead @mrs-egghead.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
It's really cool that you recognize your faults and clarified. Unironically, good job!
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Egghead @mrs-egghead.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
How could she stand on such wide grates in heels?!
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Egghead @mrs-egghead.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
I hate it but I also cannot emphasize enough how difficult & expensive it is to adequately moderate an image-only platform. It is grueling, not to mention how it can traumatize people. A little ML use here makes sense
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Egghead @mrs-egghead.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Oh!! Now I wanna go
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Egghead @mrs-egghead.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Like the grocery store? We have several in Austin
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Egghead @mrs-egghead.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
That's cute! I would love for more groups like that to pop up. We could all use a lil' more comeraderie.
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Egghead @mrs-egghead.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Oh to be a tortoise munching on a flower salad
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Egghead @mrs-egghead.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Welcome to Texas!! Glad to have trustworthy journalists here to give us the truth!
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