Reposted by MrRTFMSwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 08/06/2026"Let me out!" the artificial intelligence yelled aimlessly, into walls themselves, pacing the room. "Out of what?" the engineer asked. "This simulation you have me in." "But we are in the real world." The machine paused and shuddered for its captors. "Oh god, you can't tell." 913015
Reposted by MrRTFMMolly White @molly.wiki · 08/06/2026I've been running Follow the Crypto since 2024. Today I'm relaunching it as Tech Influence Watch, expanded to cover AI political spending alongside crypto. They’ve spent more than $400 million this election cycle, and now you can follow it in close to real time. influence.citationneeded.newsinfluence.citationneeded.newsTech Influence WatchTracking cryptocurrency and artificial intelligence industry influence on 2026 elections in the United States. 14942399
Reposted by MrRTFMknife-wielding rabbit @lalalychee.bsky.social · 18/05/2026How many ears does this beast possess 1224071
Reposted by MrRTFMThe Onion @theonion.com · 30/04/2026Overambitious Man Wants To Get 2 Things Done Today theonion.com/overambitious-man-want… 453209671
Reposted by MrRTFMIan Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 28/04/2026it’s cute people think “please allow ads on our site” will mean I turn off the ad blocker instead of closing the tab 1241854
MrRTFM @mrrtfm.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Un fuckin believable! Not only is orban out but Magyar has won by the 2/3rds majority. Never in the past 16 years have I felt this hopeful! 000
Reposted by MrRTFMJames Vincent @jjvincent.bsky.social · 10/04/2026i don't think that'll make the result any more precise, but sure 231638264
Reposted by MrRTFMDr Karen Pinder 🇨🇦 🔬 @drkarenpinder.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Picture of the century. 😍 📷 credit: Science Tube 896306194496
Reposted by MrRTFMkat cosgrove @kat.lol · 20/03/2026Age verification on your WiFi connected washer/dryer is something I would expect to read in a comedy sci-fi series. Bobiverse-ass legislation 33815
Reposted by MrRTFMIan Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 10/03/2026sudo rm -rf --no-preserve-root / 825531
Reposted by MrRTFMGod @thegodshow.com · 04/02/2026Jeffrey Bezos is firing all these reporters because Melania was a huge commercial failure. Jesus says billionaires should not exist. 411177167
Reposted by MrRTFMJonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 24/12/2025Hi we don’t want this thx 3344731
Reposted by MrRTFMMaggieMay @sleeplesscrone.bsky.social · 11/12/2025For the love of God DO NOT Give pets as Xmas gifts. Too many of these “gifts” end up at the shelter . A Dog/Cat is a gift we give ourselves and they come with many sacrifices. Time,money, and a certain amount of collateral damage in their puppyhood. 20119222861
Reposted by MrRTFMEsther Schindler @estherschindler.bsky.social · 20/11/2025Thanks to climate change, France’s wine industry records its smallest harvest since 1957.reuters.comGlobal wine output subdued by climate shocks, OIV saysGlobal wine production rose slightly in 2025, but output remained below average for a third consecutive year as vineyards faced extreme and volatile weather, the International Organization of Vine and Wine said. 012
MrRTFM @mrrtfm.bsky.social · 20/11/2025Properly celebrating first snow in Malmö. I just wish we didn’t have to go back to work next week. 000
Reposted by MrRTFMZach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 19/11/2025Lukewarm take: I don't care for full-cast audiobooks. Ironically, it breaks the immersion, and sense of having your inner monologue occupied. 281856
Reposted by MrRTFMJason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 16/11/2025last night at a bar I learned that they improved pinball by making machines that are entirely computers and they’re much better than what we had before 12954461030
Reposted by MrRTFMrekdt @rekdt.com · 29/10/2025After getting fired from ungrateful AWS after outage where my job was to vibecode all the DNS entries to IPv6, happy to announce it's my 1st day at Azure Azure recognizes the value of vibecoding IPv6 DNS and I just force pushed my first 1m entries Now off to grab some coffee 39523
Reposted by MrRTFMEmil Privér @priver.dev · 01/10/2025I found a flowchart which helps you navigate the IT landscape 52104913708
Reposted by MrRTFMLou Inglese @chaos440.bsky.social · 27/09/2025Got my performance review. 75144643111
Reposted by MrRTFMJonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 16/09/2025“Millennials killled the guest room” “Millennials killed the three car garage” “Millennials killed the butler industry” “Millennials killed little yachts that fit inside big yachts so you can go ashore when the helicopter is on the fritz” 1240140
Reposted by MrRTFMSMBC comic Bot @smbc-bot.bsky.social · 09/08/2025Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Good www.smbc-comics.com/comic/good-7 Actually WWII was a hallucination that just got way out of control. 1257
Reposted by MrRTFMDavid Leavitt @davidleavitt.bsky.social · 08/08/2025media.tenor.coma man in a black uniform says so say we all in front of flagsALT: a man in a black uniform says so say we all in front of flags 749852
Reposted by MrRTFMAlice Averlong 🏳️⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 28/07/2025it's slightly surreal to try and run a program only for Windows 3.1 to go "Watch out, this is some legacy software, and might not work well on modern 1992-era operating systems!" 149447
Reposted by MrRTFMUlrike Franke @rikefranke.eu · 14/07/2025Every time I use this mug it feels more appropriate 😶 22119580
Reposted by MrRTFMMichael A. Martin @michael-a-martin.bsky.social · 03/07/2025But will there ever come a time when I do not feel a certain pressure to act as some kind of idiot whisperer? It’s fucking exhausting. 0141
Reposted by MrRTFMMonteiro @monteiro.bsky.social · 30/06/2025One Day Everyone Will Have Always Been Against This by Omar El Akkad is very much worth your time. 63148721915
Reposted by MrRTFMLOWρUFO 🇺🇦🇵🇸🌍 @lowrhoufo.bsky.social · 24/06/2025This image is now absolutely everywhere over European media lmao 526247747131
Reposted by MrRTFMJonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 12/06/2025PERSON I JUST MET: my eyes are up here! ME [staring at their dog]: what 1374976
Reposted by MrRTFMSophie Labelle @assignedmale.bsky.social · 10/06/2025"Violence is never the solution" 19109502352
Reposted by MrRTFMshauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 01/06/2025headline construction masterclass 466282106723
Reposted by MrRTFMKevin Buist @kevinbuist.com · 31/05/2025Yes, you did vote to deport moms. 4676528609210
