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Randy Havens @mrrandyhavens.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

I tried my best! Reply with a pic when you get it!

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Randy Havens @mrrandyhavens.bsky.social · 30/11/2025

Every Tom Cruise movie is actually a documentary about him trying out a new job

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Randy Havens @mrrandyhavens.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

Day one on Stranger Things, officially over ten years ago holy wow. Me and Officer Callahan aka John Reynolds. I had glasses for about five minutes until the Duffers and Kimberly Adams the costume designer 86'd them

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Randy Havens @mrrandyhavens.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

I'm still thinking about Tim Roth eating that baby

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Randy Havens @mrrandyhavens.bsky.social · 13/11/2025

"We need a fresh set of eyes on this." Where do you expect me to get eyes at this hour!

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Randy Havens @mrrandyhavens.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

Nobody does any good Harrison Bergeron references anymore

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Randy Havens @mrrandyhavens.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

I have never seen a grown man say the word "tummy" so much

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Randy Havens @mrrandyhavens.bsky.social · 03/11/2025

I long for the days of one year ago when talentless people had to spend money to make bad videos

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Randy Havens @mrrandyhavens.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

Hey I have no creative skillset at all and I'm not willing to learn one, look what I can do with AI!

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Randy Havens @mrrandyhavens.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

Do you ever feel like a plastic bag blowing in the wind wanting to start again?

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Randy Havens @mrrandyhavens.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

Give the Good Boy dog an Oscar already

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Randy Havens @mrrandyhavens.bsky.social · 24/10/2025

I have never fact checked anything

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Randy Havens @mrrandyhavens.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

That John Wayne Gacy guy was a real stinker but did you see that puppet show he did? Pretty good! #LikeTheArt #NotTheArtist

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Randy Havens @mrrandyhavens.bsky.social · 17/10/2025

Sorry that was a message for the guy that handles my flies for me

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Randy Havens @mrrandyhavens.bsky.social · 14/10/2025

Can't believe Progressive came up with Flotection before Tampax did

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Randy Havens @mrrandyhavens.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

Vigilante won't take blood money because he has some scruples. Some very wealthy comedians should take note

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Randy Havens @mrrandyhavens.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

Did you Grill Boss too close to the sun

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Randy Havens @mrrandyhavens.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

Bro I'm just trying to live deliciously why is this such a problem to you!

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Randy Havens @mrrandyhavens.bsky.social · 05/10/2025

If they ever put something in a cartoon that I didn't agree with I would have an aneurysm

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Randy Havens @mrrandyhavens.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

Thanks to the WOKE MIND VIRUS I can't squirt whipped cream down my pants at Starbucks anymore

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Randy Havens @mrrandyhavens.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

Ok but those shoes that look like hooves. Why are they

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Randy Havens @mrrandyhavens.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

Find me at Whole Foods I DON'T CARE

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Randy Havens @mrrandyhavens.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

I'm putting a 100% tariff on anyone who is mean to me

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Randy Havens @mrrandyhavens.bsky.social · 26/09/2025

The people that did 9/11 are bad!

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Randy Havens @mrrandyhavens.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

I only use my A material at funerals. It's important when honoring someone that you do your best jokes

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Randy Havens @mrrandyhavens.bsky.social · 19/09/2025

No one is allowed to make fun of me

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Randy Havens @mrrandyhavens.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

I guess fascism is okay as long as people can profit off of it

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Randy Havens @mrrandyhavens.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

I honestly thought the claims of fascism were overblown but my God we are really fucking getting there aren't we

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Randy Havens @mrrandyhavens.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

So wait all those people who said this was fascism WERE RIGHT???

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Randy Havens @mrrandyhavens.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

As long as you're burning me with sick roasts I'm all about it

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Randy Havens @mrrandyhavens.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

Where do y'all get your bucket hats from?

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Randy Havens @mrrandyhavens.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

Somebody let the NFL know that we all love generative AI we think it looks cool and we don't think it's creatively bankrupt and gross looking AT ALL

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Randy Havens @mrrandyhavens.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

The Freedom of Speech defenders are like NO THIS IS FOR SLURS ONLY!

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Randy Havens @mrrandyhavens.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

Like are there good colors to use for lighting this whole vibe

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Randy Havens @mrrandyhavens.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

Thinking of making a post about how sad and respectful I am. Probably from bed to really nail the depression vibe. What lighting set-up is best to use for this?

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Randy Havens @mrrandyhavens.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

Trying to make steamed yonies for dinner but I can't find a recipe anywhere! HELP!

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