iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Mr Public Radio @mrpublicradio.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

Taking applications for real gangsters that can match my flow.

Mr Public Radio @mrpublicradio.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

If I ever run for office you KNOW I’m gonna run as a neo-liberal while actually being a libertarian trying to game the system.

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Mr Public Radio @mrpublicradio.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

Im gonna start referring to every white person I meet as “creature of the west”

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Mr Public Radio @mrpublicradio.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

Wearing steel toed heelys has increased my workplace productivity and pick rate by 6.4%.

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Mr Public Radio @mrpublicradio.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

They got rid of Ronald McDonald because if he got publicly executed it would look really bad for the company.

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Mr Public Radio @mrpublicradio.bsky.social · 10/08/2025

They should remake Who Wants to be a Millionaire but it’s for stupid people and they give the contestants twice as much money.

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Mr Public Radio @mrpublicradio.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

People treating me like a human at work always throws off my rhythm and decreases my workplace efficiency.

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Mr Public Radio @mrpublicradio.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

Please god follow me and like my stupid posts I’m so desperate, I’ll do anything. Just say it and I’ll do it please god. #bluesky #thoughts #enterprise #followers #issue #joy #friday #vibes #support #music #xbox #playstation #politics

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Mr Public Radio @mrpublicradio.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

I am going to be continuing my free giveaway (details in bio) until someone wins one. I want be clear though, I am not contractually obligated to actually provide anyone with anything, there is just a chance. A very very very small chance. #giveaway #charity #goodwill #love #wealth #xbox #superman

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Mr Public Radio @mrpublicradio.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

Thanks to our glorious nation-state I am granted the opportunity to do a single thing every day between my debt mandated work day, my biologically mandated upkeep, and the horror!

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Mr Public Radio @mrpublicradio.bsky.social · 27/07/2025

If you ever see me with a big beard and suspenders I want you to put me down with bolt pistol.

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Mr Public Radio @mrpublicradio.bsky.social · 23/07/2025

If I had a child I’d spit on them.

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Mr Public Radio @mrpublicradio.bsky.social · 16/07/2025

If I ever give birth to a child, right around 5 years old when they gain consciousness, I’m going to show them a bunch of analog horror and I’m gonna tell them it’s real.

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Mr Public Radio @mrpublicradio.bsky.social · 14/07/2025

My dad is the type of guy to separate the art from the artist.

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Mr Public Radio @mrpublicradio.bsky.social · 14/07/2025

Biologically speaking, if we both met in the jungle we’d both walk away pregnant.

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Mr Public Radio @mrpublicradio.bsky.social · 14/07/2025

I’m trying to streamline my diet by eating as little a possible while still reaching the necessary 2,000 calories. Past few days I’ve been waking up and eating about a pound of sugar and I feel awful.

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Mr Public Radio @mrpublicradio.bsky.social · 13/07/2025

What’s everyone’s favorite thing about cold cuts?

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Mr Public Radio @mrpublicradio.bsky.social · 10/07/2025

Don't stop for a second to wonder if you should! Just be certain that you could!

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Mr Public Radio @mrpublicradio.bsky.social · 07/07/2025

Aim for the moon, even if you miss you’ll end up in the ceaseless void of space.

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Mr Public Radio @mrpublicradio.bsky.social · 06/07/2025

The new world order is run by Bangladeshi super soldiers.

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Mr Public Radio @mrpublicradio.bsky.social · 29/06/2025

I deserve fame more than most people.

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Mr Public Radio @mrpublicradio.bsky.social · 29/06/2025

If I was a newt I’d be super toxic but also taste awesome, just to fuck with everyone.

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Mr Public Radio @mrpublicradio.bsky.social · 24/06/2025

I’m going to solidify my liquid assets by purchasing furry art commissions.

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Mr Public Radio @mrpublicradio.bsky.social · 23/06/2025

“I love dogs” mfs always have way too many dogs in terrible living conditions.

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Mr Public Radio @mrpublicradio.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

I think Osama bin Laden could have convinced Steven Universe to join his side.

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Mr Public Radio @mrpublicradio.bsky.social · 19/06/2025

I suck from the teat of industry.

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Mr Public Radio @mrpublicradio.bsky.social · 09/06/2025

Your chain isn’t the only thing I’m gonna be jerking tonight.

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Mr Public Radio @mrpublicradio.bsky.social · 08/06/2025

I stopped pirated movies in an incognito browser, I just don’t give a fuck anymore.

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Mr Public Radio @mrpublicradio.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

All the beneficial qualities of milk come from the small crustaceans that live inside it.

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Mr Public Radio @mrpublicradio.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

Downloading a LLM into my work computer because I want AI to steal my job.

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Mr Public Radio @mrpublicradio.bsky.social · 01/06/2025

Black coffee is just mud water, all the beneficial qualities of coffee come from the milk.

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Mr Public Radio @mrpublicradio.bsky.social · 26/05/2025

Pirates would have loved wheat thins.

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Mr Public Radio @mrpublicradio.bsky.social · 22/05/2025

Humans are the only creatures that are defined by their actions and not by their intrinsic being.

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Mr Public Radio @mrpublicradio.bsky.social · 15/05/2025

Getting white-girl-wasted off a thimble-full of THC seltzer.

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Mr Public Radio @mrpublicradio.bsky.social · 30/04/2025

People don’t follow me because they’re afraid of my swag.

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Mr Public Radio @mrpublicradio.bsky.social · 30/04/2025

People often ask the dead “wait for me” as if there were some other place beyond the veil. Some other journey that is to be taken. We hope that there is something more beyond death, but more so than that we hope that when we walk that path we are not alone.

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Mr Public Radio @mrpublicradio.bsky.social · 29/04/2025

I simply have too many horses to hold.

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Mr Public Radio @mrpublicradio.bsky.social · 25/04/2025

You can just buy a bear trap, they sell them for like 40$ at Cabela’s.

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Mr Public Radio @mrpublicradio.bsky.social · 25/04/2025

We should abolish the death penalty except for one guy who we lock in a hyperbolic time chamber and torture and kill an infinite number of times for an infinite number of eternities.

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Mr Public Radio @mrpublicradio.bsky.social · 23/04/2025

People who tell you to wear a helmet often do not ride bikes.

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