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Alan Woke 2 @mrpostsgood.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Dilterton Timble from Strip Law, "The Boy Who Saw Heaven", posing, Christ-Like, in front of a gaudy televangelist style backdrop and crucifx
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Alan Woke 2 @mrpostsgood.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Simpsons TV "Technical Difficulties, Please Stand By" screen, depicting a staggering, drunk camera operator, holding a bottle of alcohol
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Alan Woke 2 @mrpostsgood.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Vikki Slade MP's "Landlord" tag
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Alan Woke 2 @mrpostsgood.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
And blocked, bald fuck
Matthew Gyamtso on Danny Tommo:

It's theatre. His voice is not genuine. I'd have to guess he suffered a very abusive childhood. He's acting - and yes it's more. This needs to be stopped now, before real harms occur.
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Alan Woke 2 @mrpostsgood.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Andy Burnham in front of an American Flag looking like he's died inside
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Alan Woke 2 @mrpostsgood.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Alan Woke 2 @mrpostsgood.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
X Files: shot-reverse-shot.

Mulder, looking intently at a sheet of paper.
Second angle reveals a drawing of Tits Bigfoot
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Alan Woke 2 @mrpostsgood.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The wise man bowed his head solemnly and spoke: "theres actually zero difference between good & bad things. you imbecile. you fucking moron"
- Dril
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Alan Woke 2 @mrpostsgood.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
"Knows"
Arrested Development: Lindsay and Tobias discussing open marriages saving relationships:

Linday: Well, did it work for those people?

Tobias: No, it never does. I mean, those people delude themselves into thinking it might, but.... but it might work for us
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Alan Woke 2 @mrpostsgood.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Old YouTube video, titled "look out here comes my piss" by "mrmick bumhole"

Video still shows a stream of piss blasting out of an upper floor window onto cars parked below
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Alan Woke 2 @mrpostsgood.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Aunty Donna "I drink piss" bib guy, rudely drawn as a fly
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Alan Woke 2 @mrpostsgood.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Well this is just getting grim, racist dickhead harbourmasters now threatening the RNLI because of *who* they're saving at sea. The far right in this country are getting far too comfortable, even in their fucking jobs
Telegraph: RNLI boats carrying 120 migrants denied entry to two ports


Crews threatened with criminal prosecution as they approached Southampton and Portsmouth harbours
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Alan Woke 2 @mrpostsgood.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Here's my favourite one of all time
BABIES ARE BORN WORSHIPPING UNKNOWN GODS

- Dwarf Fortress, Bug Report #13172
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Alan Woke 2 @mrpostsgood.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I agree as well. Bucolic and poleaxed.
Family Guy, Peter leans back, fingertips pressed against each other, condescendibgly repeating a phrase he heard to criticise dinner after thinking he's smarter than he is
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Alan Woke 2 @mrpostsgood.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
InternetHippo Tweet:

Just got back from the centrist rally. Amazing turnout. Thousands of people holding hands and chanting "Better things aren't possible"
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Alan Woke 2 @mrpostsgood.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Robin Brooks and his smug bald nerd face
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Alan Woke 2 @mrpostsgood.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Pissbaby
Video of Tommy Robinson supoorter doing a bit of criminal damage and being excused by a Met police officer. Comment from @snigdha and myself bemoaning the police lack of response to a crime committed in front of him@D1g1talgh0st saying you shouldn't arrest fascists doing crimes in front of you because they might get violent.

I say that's another reason to arrest someone, silly bollocks

Ghost cries about namecalling, thinks arresting a criminal for doing crimes and threatening or causing violence is a "gotcha" rather than, you know, the job of the police witnessing it happen
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Alan Woke 2 @mrpostsgood.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Frank, Mac and Dennis in Always Sunny, misremembering "The Contest" episode of Seinfeld as if it was their own experience, in the immediate follow-up shot to the quoted post.

Frank is George.
Dennis and Mac are both the guy that dates teenagers.
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Alan Woke 2 @mrpostsgood.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The Economist on Twitter, whining that Lenin called them "a journal which speaks for British Millionaires"
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Alan Woke 2 @mrpostsgood.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
This is like the sincere, dipshit lib equivalent of "followed by Simon Hedges" on Twitter. Every time. Without fail.
Followed by NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER
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Alan Woke 2 @mrpostsgood.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Brendan O'Neill
The big armchair, with a stick figure drawing of a man with a big fucking head
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Alan Woke 2 @mrpostsgood.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Maybe it happened
Sky News: White House Live News briefing shortly. An empty Lectern
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Alan Woke 2 @mrpostsgood.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Oh aye
@ncjoanie.bsky.social

"Muted by "people that use the r-word""
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Alan Woke 2 @mrpostsgood.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
@ncjoanie.bsky.social

"Muted by "People that use the R-word""
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Alan Woke 2 @mrpostsgood.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Every single time I see a dogshit post by an oaf, without fail.
Followed by NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER
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Alan Woke 2 @mrpostsgood.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Dril tweet: the wise man bowed his head solemnly and spoke: "there's actually zero difference between good & bad things. you imbecile. you fucking moron"
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Alan Woke 2 @mrpostsgood.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Some Roman kid dunking on his Christian classmate, 1-3c "Alexamenos worshipping his god"
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Alan Woke 2 @mrpostsgood.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
The portrait Moby Dick by Gérard Dubois. Ahab is holding a harpoon and squaring off on the deck of a ship against the massive white whale, and only its eye is visible.

Ahab is labelled "Me", the deck of the boat "The weekend" and the looming mass of the whale "Monday"
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Alan Woke 2 @mrpostsgood.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Fry's tattoo that he didn't know he had, of Bender's head smoking a cigar, from Futurama: Bender's Big Score
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Alan Woke 2 @mrpostsgood.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
A collage of images of Norm Macdonald at whatever that YouTube event was. Reading off a bunch of names with absolutely zero household recognition, a real "Curtains for Zoosha?" guest list, with sarcastic derision, to the chagrin of co-hosts, YouTube personality Kassem G (no me neither) and an incredibly annoyed-looking Jenny Slate.

Caption is the line he delivered with the list: "All the stars are here!"
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Alan Woke 2 @mrpostsgood.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Always Sunny predicted the 2027 UK Public Restroom in 2018
The Paddy's Pub gender-neutral bathroom signs/solution to the gendered-bathroom discourse episode "The Gang Solves The Bathroom Problem" from 2018.

A marker pen-written paper sign is attached to the bathroom doors. It reads "Animal Shithouse"
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Alan Woke 2 @mrpostsgood.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Out at the anti-trans event having the time of my life with 140 attendees. They're just out of frame, being transphobic too, and afraid of being filmed.
Nathan Fielder, in a white shirt and black tie, done up tight (think Mormon). He's smiling warmly, alone, in an enclosed space.
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Alan Woke 2 @mrpostsgood.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
BBC News, 3rd May 2026

MPs reject Parliament 'drinking culture' claim
Image:
A general view of some glasses of wine on a tray, with red and white varieties

Image caption:
Some politicians even drink alcohol between voting on issues, one MPs claimed
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Alan Woke 2 @mrpostsgood.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
@hotgirlhala

"This does not help your cause" - guy who hates you and your causs
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Alan Woke 2 @mrpostsgood.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Consent manufacturing machine go brrrrr
BBC News - 'Income support told me I didn't need to get a job'

"When single mum Lydia Pang was told she did not need to get a job until her daughter turned three, she was shocked."
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Alan Woke 2 @mrpostsgood.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Flight of the Conchords

Bret (McKenzie), a scruffy-bearded, scruffier-haired chap, says to his friend Jemaine (Clement) "I'm all dor ending this oppressive system but only if we do it without violence."

Jemaine, an equally scruffy-haired and bespectacled fellow, strumming a guitar, replies "So... by magic?"
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Alan Woke 2 @mrpostsgood.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Copilot block that guy for me
Brandon Pillock has blocked me
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Alan Woke 2 @mrpostsgood.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Yes you do though. Generative AI for Word, that thing nobody likes or wanted or asked for, and is more hassle than it's worth.
Brandon Pillock, architect for AI in Word at Microsoft (Copilot, which is shit)
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Alan Woke 2 @mrpostsgood.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
[Is incredibly weird in post about Pride] Oh so you hate women? You hate Pride?
Vlait.bsky.social, silenced for being too attractive to women, good at sex:

"So are you against me or women or Pride?"

You, dickhead. It's you
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Alan Woke 2 @mrpostsgood.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Brad Pitt in Fury. He stands in the open commander hatch of a Sherman tank, in a recently taken German village, and is pointing at a captured SS Officer. Caption: "Shoot that guy."
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Alan Woke 2 @mrpostsgood.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
@maplecocaine post on twitter (now x, the nazi app)

"When someone uses this emoji 🤣 they are more mad than they have been in their entire life"
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Alan Woke 2 @mrpostsgood.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Not so fast
Me: why is it someone else's responsibility to pay off [your sister's] mortgage for her?

Sophie Mac: It isn't. They've chosen to. They could've rented somewhere else for cheaper if they'd chosen to live somewhere where property is cheaper
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Alan Woke 2 @mrpostsgood.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
2-Panel image.

Left Panel: A dour-faced husky boomer in a moderately-priced suit

Caption: "Your Landlord: "It's not *me* who's choosing to increase your rent, it's the *market*."

Right Panel: The whole panel is filled with a collage of the same dour-faced husky boomer landlord.

Caption: "The "Market":"
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Alan Woke 2 @mrpostsgood.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Mark Tait's big bald heid
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Alan Woke 2 @mrpostsgood.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
A red-hued image of Lord Polak, looking like he's been photographed midway through shitting himself, the sort of image you'd have got out of an old Adrian Edmonson sketch of a particularly repugnant piece of shit politician, it's beyond parody
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Alan Woke 2 @mrpostsgood.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
The Nib(?) Comic panel

An ambiguously middle Eastern-looking man and woman, smiling, in conversation, as the sky above them is filled with drones and bombs.

Man: they say the next ones will be sent by a woman!
Woman: really makes you feel like you're part of history.
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Alan Woke 2 @mrpostsgood.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Ah well nevertheless
How registered Republicans voted, 2020 vs 2024 Election, source: CNN

2020: 94% Trump 6% Democrat
2024: 94% Trump 5% Democrat
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Alan Woke 2 @mrpostsgood.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
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Alan Woke 2 @mrpostsgood.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Reads like he did it
Independent:
Comment: After the killing of Ann Widdecombe, Count Binface is suddenly a lot less funny
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Alan Woke 2 @mrpostsgood.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Baldur's Gate 3 Withers (an undead (With Big Naturals)) and a speech bubble
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