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@mrmuz.bsky.social
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Mildly sarcastic xennial, may occasionally venture an opinion on what's going on in the world. Cat pictures cannot be ruled out... (Any bullshit spam/engagement or accounts with suspiciously high following numbers = block)

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Muz @mrmuz.bsky.social · 20h
Just had a fryup with beans and poached egg. Hit the spot. Best response I saw to the original was on the lines of: "Yeah but unlike the US, we also knew when those wars started....... Plus they were legal...."
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Muz @mrmuz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
<Germany enters the chat>
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Muz @mrmuz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The face melting from raiders of the lost ark got me. It was a gung-ho PG-rated action film to young me at that point and then.... UUURRGGGHHH!!
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Muz @mrmuz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Nope. In UK it's tig... It's always been tig.
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Muz @mrmuz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm still working my way through the book so it's probably a thing there too... but the only part that irked me more than it should was that it seemed to show quite a long passage of time for Paul's development as a fedaykin fighter and yet the sprog STILL hadn't been born by the end of it.
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Muz @mrmuz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
New version of the bible inc several thousand years sooner than expected...
Cross stitch of a quote from the orange catholic bible from Dune: "thou shalt not make a machine in the likeness of a human mind"
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Muz @mrmuz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ah, gotchya. I was thinking you meant the "break off into irrelevant backstory" episode. :)
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Muz @mrmuz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You get through that one and then the "clips show" episode appears.... 😬
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Muz @mrmuz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Why did they go to the trouble of designing something new when the perfect Evri parcel-delivery robot has existed for decades?....
Image of the "chaos 2" robot from Robot Wars
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Muz @mrmuz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Holly from Red Dwarf: Alright, Dudes?
Alt: Holly from Red Dwarf on a watch: Alright, Dudes?
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Muz @mrmuz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Everybody hurt from that pun...
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Muz @mrmuz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Folding chairs, folding table and big bottle of water are essentials now (then again, our big local beer festival is outdoors). We've also stopped rolling dice to select beers and now go with "what will settle well". Not quite at the huge grey beard and personal wooden beer mug stage just yet tho!
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Muz @mrmuz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Just think.... You could then have been a guest on Rest is Politics leading for your innovative transport solutions!
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Muz @mrmuz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This +100%! My main game these days is Dune Awakening. The main story and hagga basin stuff is great, but they relied on mass PvP to drive the endgame with very predictable results. Funcom have since introduced more pve end game features now, but it already hurt them badly with both sets of players.
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Muz @mrmuz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I remember 25 years ago travelling with my boss in his car - he had a CD playing of star trek bridge sounds from TOS. Even as a star trek fan I thought that was a bit much. Guess not!
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Muz @mrmuz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It is one of the fundamental laws of the universe that you do not ever fuck with Delenn!
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Muz @mrmuz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"Let's get together and feel like shite..."
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Muz @mrmuz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Are these posts automated or something? He's just lost his dad a few days ago. Doing a day counter on this is pretty insensitive to say the least!
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Muz @mrmuz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
With the full understanding I've just jinxed everything.... This is why I'm so glad I'm still using my 2008 Panasonic plasma telly. Decent enough picture, actual speakers on the TV and no sodding "smart" (spyware) features.
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Muz @mrmuz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Bless the (bread) maker and his water...
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Muz @mrmuz.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Not sure how long ago you went to school but even 30+ years ago we wore aprons for CDT and no kid was allowed to use any of the machines without one or wearing safety goggles. I smell big bowtie at work here!
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Muz @mrmuz.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The stupid ape has apparently not heeded my request to switch off the blowy wet stuff outside, therefore I shall be working remotely until conditions improve.
Black cat curled up on a sheepskin rug with his head up looking behind him after wondering who has dared to interrupt his slumber.
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Muz @mrmuz.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
If your date is using this guy as his inspiration then RUN.... (or give him a well-deserved slap around the chops first)
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Pepe Le Pew Sprays Perfume
Alt: Pepe Le Pew Sprays Perfume
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Muz @mrmuz.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Jorji Costava in Papers, Please
Alt: Jorji Costava in Papers, Please
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Muz @mrmuz.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Saw it with the lad yesterday. Both loved it. Unbelievable that WB tried to bury it!
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Muz @mrmuz.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
"filthy freebirth scum!"
"ceiling cat" meme but with the cat replaced by a madcat from battletech (whilst technically it should be "ceiling timberwolf", the joke is wasted on humourless clanners anyway).
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Muz @mrmuz.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Oh FFS! Did the reaper have a quota to fill this week or something?
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Muz @mrmuz.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
This was posted a while back in our Dune Awakening discord.... (It should be noted that the author of the post was executed on the barons' orders shortly afterwards for use of a thinking machine)
Thinking machine filth requesting an image of baron Vladimir harkonnen feeding a cat. Do not attempt this at home.
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Muz @mrmuz.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Ah.... In which case I think I need to go check there isn't a food bowl downstairs where the bottom of it is visible....
Ragdoll kitty staring at me with irritation that food has not yet been administered.
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Muz @mrmuz.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
"I'm not angry, I'm just very disappointed...."
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Muz @mrmuz.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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Angine De Poitrine Klek
Alt: Angine De Poitrine Klek
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Muz @mrmuz.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Could be worse, could've been Daley Thompson's Super Test! (curse that cycling event forever and a day!!!)
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Muz @mrmuz.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Image of Dave spikey performing"Come and get your black bin bags" song in Phoenix Nights.
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Muz @mrmuz.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Yep. Most shops seem incapable of understanding that kids grow DURING the school year as well as in summer. Got to the point now when even M&S in town aren't stocking school clothes since it's "all available online" (cos ofc we all know which exact size will be a perfect fit every time....🤦🏼‍♂️).
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Muz @mrmuz.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Our group found out the hard way that those CD carry-cases with a built in battery powered Bluetooth speaker made the airport security lot rather "jumpy"...
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Muz @mrmuz.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Opportunity for shenanigans - swap out the cheese sauce bowl for one of Colmans mustard...
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Muz @mrmuz.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I think I last watched superman IV when it was first released at the cinema. After seeing 10mins of it now, I remember why seeing it once was one time too many...
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Muz @mrmuz.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Mass his passage cleanse the world
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Muz @mrmuz.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
"Hey boss, I've just watched the south park recorder concert episode and you what would be *really* funny?......."
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Muz @mrmuz.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Buy a proper Xmas song instead... youtu.be/cm1iChFfg78?...
youtu.be
Sausage Roll C*nt - Kunt and the Gang feat. Dead Men Talking - Official Music Video
YouTube video by Dead Men Talking
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Muz @mrmuz.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Head-vibe right now... youtu.be/JPBxaD7Y15U?...
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Star Fox SNES Launch Sequence
YouTube video by Rocio Mendoza
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Muz @mrmuz.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Next alert will be telling us that wildfires are still preferable to using a gas BBQ...
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Muz @mrmuz.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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Red Dwarf: Kryten and Rimmer's Red Alert
Alt: Red Dwarf: Kryten and Rimmer's Red Alert sketch
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Muz @mrmuz.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
It's a nightmare finding furniture too! I have cervical dystonia so anything which causes me to move my neck up/down or not fully rest my head against something is a nightmare. Office sit/stand desks and ergo chairs are good but most sofa's these days are half height with zero upper back support.
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Muz @mrmuz.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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Kill It With Fire Meme
Alt: Kill It With Fire Meme
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Muz @mrmuz.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Where is this mythical place where you actually get to SPEAK to a GP????
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
It’s election week! At this important moment I would like to address your entire planet with a message to the people of Earth. And I think I found the perfect place to do it.
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Muz @mrmuz.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Tier-1 catting there!
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Muz @mrmuz.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
"Jealous girlfriend" meme but with a cat looking at a full food bowl instead of a half-full bowl
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Muz @mrmuz.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Copilot is apparently shouting at me because blocking off March to rise up against the thinking machines is causing an unacceptable amount of calendar conflicts...
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