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𝕄𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 @mrmichael.bsky.social · 15/10/2025

hey diva.. can I call you diva? my name is detective fierce… you’re not in trouble boots, we’re just trying to get the tea on this situation.

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𝕄𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 @mrmichael.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

her web connects them all 🕸️

Jennifer Lopez in a severe black bob and a cunty red lip singing while the title “Kiss of the Spider Woman” and web gfx are overlayed on top.

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𝕄𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 @mrmichael.bsky.social · 23/08/2025

yellow cab drivers used to know the streets of nyc like the back of their hand. this dude just handed me his phone and said put in the address. 😭

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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 12/08/2025

#ReleaseTheCuomoList

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𝕄𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 @mrmichael.bsky.social · 03/08/2025

my uber driver was playing some extremely bland pop music i didn’t recognize. the album art looked a little off so I looked closer and it was a YouTube playlist of AI GENERATED MUSIC. we are so cooked.

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a close up of a stuffed animal with big eyes and a beard .

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𝕄𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 @mrmichael.bsky.social · 05/07/2025

didn’t feel like doing Amer*ca stuff yesterday, so my friends and i put dinosaurs in drag instead.

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𝕄𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 @mrmichael.bsky.social · 05/07/2025

you’re laughing. i have the oœnly twehnty-fouhr kareht gœwld la bew bew and you’re laughing.

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𝕄𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 @mrmichael.bsky.social · 21/06/2025

does it ever drive you crazy just how fast the night changes?

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𝕄𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 @mrmichael.bsky.social · 06/01/2025

he looks like he’s about to tell Thomas Hutter ɨȶ ɨֆ ǟ ɮʟǟƈӄ օʍɛռ ȶօ ʝօʊʀʀʀʀռɛʏ ɨռ քօօʀʀʀ ɦɛǟʟȶɦ.

Andrew Tate looking like Count Orlok from Nosferatu (2024)

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𝕄𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 @mrmichael.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

the shit people say in profiles is crazy: “love to laugh.” uh yeah, you know what else feels good? breathing. sitting. i really like sleeping, have you tried it?

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𝕄𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 @mrmichael.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

if you’re not online enough to understand this i envy you

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𝕄𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 @mrmichael.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

you ever just sitting in a coffee shop absentmindedly scrolling through bluesky when you come across someone ********* their ***** ******* and ******* their *** **** till they *** and then you remember you’re in public so you scroll away as fast as you can but you’re pretty sure it’s too late? yeah.

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𝕄𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 @mrmichael.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

oh you added the Sean Cody logo to Luigi’s thirst trap? should we tell everyone? should we throw a parade? should we invite Andy Cohen?

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𝕄𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 @mrmichael.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

Moo Deng fell off HARD once she decided to stick her greasy little snout into American politics 🤭

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𝕄𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 @mrmichael.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

cab almost ran me over in the crosswalk and the driver just gave me a thumbs up and kept going 😭 idgaf levels off the charts

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𝕄𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 @mrmichael.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

i couldn’t find this on bluesky so here it is because i’m still 保留空间 for it

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𝕄𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 @mrmichael.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

“The Hawk Tuah Girl Launched a Meme Coin, Everybody Lost Their Money, People Want Her Thrown in Jail.” You bolt awake in the mountains of Carthage. You are not online. It is 217 BC. You are the general Hannibal, and you have changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. Rome must burn.

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𝕄𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 @mrmichael.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

him: you better not be yassified Gozer in an 80s power suit when i get there! my Gozerian ass:

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𝕄𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 @mrmichael.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

i could have been added to a starter pack through work but my skeets are unhinged and should not be associated with my employer or the word “journalism”