Deadpool. @mrmercwithdamouf.bsky.social · 18/02/2026"Jeez... Who did your menu... Better yet when the hell can you MAKE a menu with good food." 020
Deadpool. @mrmercwithdamouf.bsky.social · 18/02/2026"They want a man who doesn't look like Pennywise on a diet..." 010
Deadpool. @mrmercwithdamouf.bsky.social · 18/02/2026"Whew... FUCK." [Deadpool got up stretching.] "Sorry kiddos... I'm BACK! Jesus Wade stop yelling." 000
Deadpool. @mrmercwithdamouf.bsky.social · 01/02/2026"WELL THAT'S QUITE ENOUGH THANK YOU FOR THE KIND WORDS I REALLY APPRECIATE THEM." 000
Deadpool. @mrmercwithdamouf.bsky.social · 01/02/2026OMEGA char... I sense your presence char... you can't hide from me char...media.tenor.comthe back of a cartoon character with a red helmet and red eyesALT: the back of a cartoon character with a red helmet and red eyes 000
Deadpool. @mrmercwithdamouf.bsky.social · 01/02/2026"Well he didn't know okay... SO DON'T BULLY OMEGA HES JUST A SMALL BRITISH BOY!" 000
Deadpool. @mrmercwithdamouf.bsky.social · 01/02/2026OMEGA awwww :(media.tenor.coma cartoon of spongebob sitting in front of a bowl that says garyALT: a cartoon of spongebob sitting in front of a bowl that says gary 010
Deadpool. @mrmercwithdamouf.bsky.social · 01/02/2026OMEGA I gotta do Deadpool stuff... CAN SOMEONE LIKE JS @ ME FOR SMTH I DONT CARE WHO I JS GOTTA USE WADE MORE! 000
Deadpool. @mrmercwithdamouf.bsky.social · 31/01/2026OMEGA who do yall see me writing? Cartman. Or Kenny. 001
Deadpool. @mrmercwithdamouf.bsky.social · 31/01/2026OMEGA thank you all. That's it. Just thanks for being genuinely some of the best people ever.media.tenor.comdeadpool is wearing a red and black superhero costume and holding a sword .ALT: deadpool is wearing a red and black superhero costume and holding a sword . 010
Deadpool. @mrmercwithdamouf.bsky.social · 30/01/2026"BOOGIE BOOGIE BOOGIE!!!! HEY GUYS IM BACK IN FORTNITE!"media.tenor.comdeadpool is standing with his arms outstretched in the airALT: deadpool is standing with his arms outstretched in the air 010
Deadpool. @mrmercwithdamouf.bsky.social · 29/01/2026"Oh Gwendolyn... Great." [Deadpool groaned.] "Your apart of this weird multiverse too? What gives?" 110
Deadpool. @mrmercwithdamouf.bsky.social · 29/01/2026"Trust me kiddo..." [He'd put a hand on Robbie's shoulder the fire burning through Wade's glove searing the flesh on his hand.] "I will not be sending that... THEIVING LYING ASSHOLE!... your way." [Pat. Pat.] "See you soon Flambè." [Deadpool giggled as he legit skipped away.] 000
Deadpool. @mrmercwithdamouf.bsky.social · 27/01/2026"Jeez... You get your birth certificate on a scroll or something?" [Deadpool chuckled.] "Pleased to meetcha anyway Queen Kara." 000
Deadpool. @mrmercwithdamouf.bsky.social · 27/01/2026"You uhh... You don't huh... Heh well uhh... My name is Wade! But you can call me Deadpool!" 000
Deadpool. @mrmercwithdamouf.bsky.social · 27/01/2026"I dunno... Have you ever met other Handsome Red Chads with an aquatic activity in their name." 000
Deadpool. @mrmercwithdamouf.bsky.social · 27/01/2026[Deadpool was driving through the grassland on yes ontop of his Chimichanga truck using 4 grizzly bears to sled the truck through the field.] "WOOHOO! I KNEW PETE WAS A MORON FOR THIS! I LOVE BEARCHIMICHANGASLEDDING!" [He'd then notice Bison on his horse and stop the bears in place as he whistled.] 010
Deadpool. @mrmercwithdamouf.bsky.social · 27/01/2026"I'll just pour a bucket of water over his head or something... Trust me dude the penance ain't working on good old DP!" [Deadpool laughed but oh how was he wrong.] 000
Deadpool. @mrmercwithdamouf.bsky.social · 27/01/2026OMEGA icl should I make my Leon now or wait till re9 drops? 000
Deadpool. @mrmercwithdamouf.bsky.social · 26/01/2026"Johnny obviously..." [Wade twirled one of his pistols as he angrily spoke.] "THAT GODDAMN BASTARD TOOK 50 OFF ME FOR GAS AND HE HASN'T RETURNED IT... SO I SWEAR TO GOD..." [He'd turn to the camera.] "Cover your ears kids... Dad's about to say naughty words." [He'd turn back.] "IM GONNA SHOVE HIS 100
Deadpool. @mrmercwithdamouf.bsky.social · 26/01/2026"Well no siri I have not seen your flaming skull squad... I've been busy uhh I dunno BEING A MERCENARY?" [Deadpool let out a very dramatic groan.] "I'm trying to find one of em anyway... Bastard owes me 50." [Deadpool reloaded his Duel Pistols.] 000
Deadpool. @mrmercwithdamouf.bsky.social · 26/01/2026"No can do Mister Ride Da Fiyah! I always love watching you get scared..." [Deadpool let out a childish chuckle.] "Said your lookin' for the other riders hmm? Well I guess Ol' Daddy DP can help you!" 000
Deadpool. @mrmercwithdamouf.bsky.social · 26/01/2026"Does Lord Icon do Bonus Damage?" "Does Lord Icon do Bonus Damage?" "Does Lord Icon do Bonus Damage?" "Does Lord Icon do Bonus Damage?" "Does Lord Icon do Bonus Damage?" "Does Lord Icon do Bonus Damage?" "Does Lord Icon do Bonus Damage?" "Does Lord Icon do Bonus Damage?" 000
Deadpool. @mrmercwithdamouf.bsky.social · 26/01/2026"Sorry about the late arrival folks... Mr. OMEGA thought playing Fortnite was more important then showing myself!" 010
Deadpool. @mrmercwithdamouf.bsky.social · 25/01/2026@espiritu-venganza.bsky.social "OH ROBBIE!!!!!" [Wade has appeared out of nowhere.] "HOW YA BEEN MY LITTLE FLAMING SKULL OF HATRED!" 020
Deadpool. @mrmercwithdamouf.bsky.social · 25/01/2026"Well this place seems comfortable..." [Deadpool looked towards the camera.] "I know your wondering... Who's head did I have to hold a gun at to ge-... THIS IS A RYAN THING? FUCK." 010
Deadpool. @mrmercwithdamouf.bsky.social · 25/01/2026OMEGA Alr before anything... My deadpool voice claim is Nolan North. "Phew thank the heavens! Ryan was beginning to fry my brain even more..." 000
Reposted by Deadpool.Deadpool. @mrmercwithdamouf.bsky.social · 25/01/2026"Woooooo hehehe wooooo! Sorry guys can't write my intro right now this ride is amazing!" The Merc with The Mouth Drops in.media.tenor.comdeadpool is riding a red rocket with ign written on the bottomALT: deadpool is riding a red rocket with ign written on the bottom 11918
Deadpool. @mrmercwithdamouf.bsky.social · 25/01/2026"Woooooo hehehe wooooo! Sorry guys can't write my intro right now this ride is amazing!" The Merc with The Mouth Drops in.media.tenor.comdeadpool is riding a red rocket with ign written on the bottomALT: deadpool is riding a red rocket with ign written on the bottom 11918