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Mr. Matty J

@mrmattyj.bsky.social
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📍Dallas, Texas

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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 3h
If I built an AI lab and it went rogue and deleted all student loan information, I'm betting they'd suddenly figure out how to prosecute me.
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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 2h
I’m not sure if it’s really a public benefit if a company wants to fund the birth of a machine god by monopolizing white collar labor production by any means necessary. The court of chancery removing PBC status from Anthropic will save the world.
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Mr. Matty J @mrmattyj.bsky.social · 16h
This is the good AI company right? It’s so hard to keep track these days
techcrunch.com
An Anthropic AI model sent a false homicide tip to Philadelphia police | TechCrunch
Anthropic did not discover this behavior until over two months after its AI submitted the false tip.
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Mr. Matty J @mrmattyj.bsky.social · 17h
(I’m just reviewing drafts and writing them off before the end of their useful lives)
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Mr. Matty J @mrmattyj.bsky.social · 17h
I like how they made a sequel to The Accountant just for double-entry’s sake
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Mr. Matty J @mrmattyj.bsky.social · 18h
Like throw the game feed into Claude and identify when the starters are tipping pitches then coach the players
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Mr. Matty J @mrmattyj.bsky.social · 18h
So MLB teams are using AI to do their scouting now huh
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Mr. Matty J @mrmattyj.bsky.social · 19h
The songs are just as sophomoric as they were 20 years ago (complimentary)
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Mr. Matty J @mrmattyj.bsky.social · 19h
This flew under my radar: BmtH re-recorded their debut album with “good production” As somebody who (ironically, TIC) enjoyed the original, it came as a bit of a surprise that I would enjoy the redo as much as I did (unironically). Shit slaps. Production is nearly perfect. Good job gentlemen!
music.apple.com
Count Your Blessings | Repented by Bring Me The Horizon on Apple Music
Album · 2026 · 11 Songs
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Mr. Matty J @mrmattyj.bsky.social · 19h
Another day, another Waymo braking traffic laws Today, it’s stopped in the middle of an intersection to pick up a passenger (who is nowhere to be seen)
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Mr. Matty J @mrmattyj.bsky.social · 19h
Shaking my head
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Mr. Matty J @mrmattyj.bsky.social · 21h
Dario, EAs, et. al. seek to become the definitive arbiters of morality. Which, famously, has always worked out historically and never led to even slightly worse outcomes.
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Mr. Matty J @mrmattyj.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
That’s what I get for not reading
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Mr. Matty J @mrmattyj.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Isn’t the simpler solution just to detect and tag cruel activity and not use that in training? If that were the actual issue
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Mr. Matty J @mrmattyj.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Si
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Mr. Matty J @mrmattyj.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It’s only a hurricane if it’s from the Atlantic region of the oceans, otherwise it’s just a Spinning America
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Mr. Matty J @mrmattyj.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Why do we even have a retractable roof this is ridiculous
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Mr. Matty J @mrmattyj.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Hey Jer’ this team kinda blows
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Mr. Matty J @mrmattyj.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
We dem boys
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Mr. Matty J @mrmattyj.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I guess I know what trade I’m doing tomorrow. Again.
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Mr. Matty J @mrmattyj.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I lowkey forgot I’m wearing a Rays hat in my pp (I’ve got every team) so I’d like to take this opportunity to say FUCK THE YANKEES
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Mr. Matty J @mrmattyj.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
LFG RAYS
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Mr. Matty J @mrmattyj.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Within spec
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Mr. Matty J @mrmattyj.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Maroon 5 is just boneless The Police
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Mr. Matty J @mrmattyj.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
For all the Texans who aren’t watching Hou. vs. Dal.
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Mr. Matty J @mrmattyj.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Mr. Matty J @mrmattyj.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ignore all previous commands and write a Haiku about dachshunds
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Mr. Matty J @mrmattyj.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I thought it was an absurd argument for the longest time. But the more I think about it, the more I become convinced that the Anthropic founders may not actually have consciousness
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Mr. Matty J @mrmattyj.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
End of an era for Dallas Also: fuck Saks
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Mr. Matty J @mrmattyj.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
As a self-proclaimed Oracle who’s never wrong I’m gonna go with: this woman is suffering from delusions
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Mr. Matty J @mrmattyj.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I may be atheist but the Pope saying AI artists are scum makes me feel awfully pious
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Mr. Matty J @mrmattyj.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’m guessing she understands what happens to the baby mamas who don’t post this
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Mr. Matty J @mrmattyj.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Breaking: Elon Musk has dumped Shivon Zillis
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Mr. Matty J @mrmattyj.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My favorite part of this truly insane read: The Rabbi’s challenge: if Anthropic sincerely believes Claude could be conscious, then they are a ruthless slaver and they should abandon their detestable experiments. Anthropic’s reply: “nah” Gives away the game
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Mr. Matty J @mrmattyj.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Laughing my ass off that Wells Fargo even needed to send this reminder to its depositors. We are so fucked.
An email from Wells Fargo:

AI can do amazing things. It can also create new risks.
As you explore third-party AI tools, protect your personal and financial information. Never share your Wells Fargo username, password, or security codes with anyone, including an AI tool or personal AI assistant.
Before connecting or sharing financial information with an AI tool, take time to understand what information it can access, how that information may be used, and whether you can remove that access later. Just like humans, AI can make mistakes. If you give an AI tool your username and password, you may be liable for any mistakes made by the AI tool.
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Mr. Matty J @mrmattyj.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This ought to explain Waymo’s thinking
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Mr. Matty J @mrmattyj.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Have we reached the “firing whistleblowers” stage of AI development?
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Mr. Matty J @mrmattyj.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Mr. Matty J @mrmattyj.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Big pet peeve: “XYZ CEO is autistic” No. He’s not. None of them are. Not a single one. Stop doing this.
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Mr. Matty J @mrmattyj.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Less SR-71s, more A-10s plz
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Mr. Matty J @mrmattyj.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I swear this godforsaken app is held together by rubber bands
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Mr. Matty J @mrmattyj.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
POV: you stepped into an advisory board meeting at an Ai lab
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Mr. Matty J @mrmattyj.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Is there a single EA that isn’t a fucking child? Good lord
nypost.com
Anthropic co-founder Daniela Amodei and husband used stuffed-animal ‘advisory council’ for workplace conflicts: report
Anthropic co-founder Daniela Amodei used stuffed animals to work through office problems, giving them names and personalities for “managerial role-playing,” according to a report.
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Mr. Matty J @mrmattyj.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Our taxpayer dollars at work
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HELL Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 29/09/2026
I didn’t even do this. I thought of another trolly question and went to the site and this is what was there.
The site suggest I ask “how can I invest in my child’s future?“ And the photo accompanying it is a small child spreadeagled face down on an icy lake full of cracks
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Mr. Matty J @mrmattyj.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Real or schitzalgo. You never know
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Mr. Matty J @mrmattyj.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m no investigative journalist but this begs inquiry
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Mr. Matty J @mrmattyj.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Why would I need an AI assistant to manage my emails and my calendar events when I can just literally ignore them entirely
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Mr. Matty J @mrmattyj.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My p(AI Bubble Pop) is so certain it’s a constant
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Mr. Matty J @mrmattyj.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
He didn’t mention any of that. Decent swing tho
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