Andrzej Łukowski @mrlukowski.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Patti Smith mourning Optimus Prime is a strangely touching thing up behold 3114
Andrzej Łukowski @mrlukowski.bsky.social · 22/07/2026I’ve spoke to a billion people (about five?) who’ve said they want to see 1536 but the remaining tickets are too expensive so PSA if you can wangle next thu arvo off! 012
Andrzej Łukowski @mrlukowski.bsky.social · 09/05/2026still essentially the only meme I have ever enjoyed 100
Andrzej Łukowski @mrlukowski.bsky.social · 10/02/2026wow this is genuinely upsettingly horrible – the staff of PlayStation magazine in 1998 soliciting bath pics of readers’ girlfriends in exchange for prizes 100
Andrzej Łukowski @mrlukowski.bsky.social · 26/01/2026am at the launch of the natural history museum Pokémon shop and feel like everyone else here is a Pokémon influencer 130
Andrzej Łukowski @mrlukowski.bsky.social · 10/01/2026I’m sorry I know I shouldn’t look at the bad place but this is good content 010
Andrzej Łukowski @mrlukowski.bsky.social · 29/12/2025am at the Sunderland Empire and aside from being a generally very nice theatre, are these the fanciest boxes in the country? Are these the fancies boxes in the world? 100
Andrzej Łukowski @mrlukowski.bsky.social · 25/12/2025me at 5.45am, after two hours of fending off requests to open presents 020
Andrzej Łukowski @mrlukowski.bsky.social · 10/12/2025hmm – odd/sad insta comment from Denise Gough about what must surely have been the People, Places and Things revival 110
Andrzej Łukowski @mrlukowski.bsky.social · 08/12/2025just finished The City and The City by China Miéville, which I thought was great, a sort of pulp detective novel with a brilliantly audacious premise, ie it’s set in two cities in two different countries, that occupy the same physical space 110
Andrzej Łukowski @mrlukowski.bsky.social · 07/12/2025wondered what all the honking outside my hotel was and it’s a seemingly endless stream of motorcycling santas driving through the streets of krakow 44814
Andrzej Łukowski @mrlukowski.bsky.social · 21/11/2025obviously hms for looking but some of the grok-musk sycophancy tweets are absolutely sublime 061
Andrzej Łukowski @mrlukowski.bsky.social · 26/10/2025I'm no expert on Gary Oldman’s stage CV but is the wikipedia entry for his theatre roles… completely untrue except the last one? 310
Andrzej Łukowski @mrlukowski.bsky.social · 21/08/2025I feel like there is a less than zero chance of this finding any audience but the 10-year-old whipped up a quick cartoon about the weird little guy who is trying to kiss Hornet in the new Silksong trailer and I at least was impressed 021
Andrzej Łukowski @mrlukowski.bsky.social · 08/08/2025anywhere here is my friend Ruth who is playing Katniss’s mum 110
Andrzej Łukowski @mrlukowski.bsky.social · 30/07/2025I know it is probably mean to go on about this but I am obsessed with this quote, now being deployed in the Godot publicity! truly nothing against Sam Mendes but he’s not a particularly important theatre director!! 431
Andrzej Łukowski @mrlukowski.bsky.social · 05/07/2025I appreciate probably none of this is ‘good’ bar the fever tree but I won it all at the school fair today for a fiver, I feel like a booze King Midas 220
Andrzej Łukowski @mrlukowski.bsky.social · 26/06/2025I am in Poznan, a city that seems to be mysteriously obsessed with croissants 020
Andrzej Łukowski @mrlukowski.bsky.social · 09/06/2025oh okay cool they made digital twins, a real thing that exists 140
Andrzej Łukowski @mrlukowski.bsky.social · 09/06/2025a lot to take in in this press release headline 24310
Andrzej Łukowski @mrlukowski.bsky.social · 09/05/2025omg I finally won £1 on the octopus spinny wheel thing - the new pope’s doing? 110
Andrzej Łukowski @mrlukowski.bsky.social · 08/05/2025wow this just popped into my inbox, like an actual sign from god? 030
Andrzej Łukowski @mrlukowski.bsky.social · 03/05/2025what the hell animal is this that we saw in the park? Is it a wood mouse? One of your tell me or I’m shutting the website down 200
Andrzej Łukowski @mrlukowski.bsky.social · 26/04/2025lol fair play I did write this for slightly shit sandwich effect while trying to explain that I thought the projection of the West Egg lighthouse was very nice in my otherwise negative review of The Great Gatsby musical 160
Andrzej Łukowski @mrlukowski.bsky.social · 31/03/2025I’m sorry but this is peak weather and I won’t be told otherwise 130
Andrzej Łukowski @mrlukowski.bsky.social · 25/03/2025Really great looking new Court season, hard not to be enthused by the simultaneous running of a Marianne Elliott-direct Nick Payne play starring Nicola Walker that shows seven years of grief happening simultaneously, and a wordless Katie Mitchell show about a cow www.timeout.com/london/news/... 220
Andrzej Łukowski @mrlukowski.bsky.social · 20/02/2025am not a judgmental parent but I draw the line at literally all of these terrible evil things 110
Andrzej Łukowski @mrlukowski.bsky.social · 15/01/2025the new Cirque du Soleil features a bit where the audience is invited to bounce a dwarf performer strapped to four large helium balloons around the Royal Albert Hall 210
Andrzej Łukowski @mrlukowski.bsky.social · 14/01/2025new Barbican mini season includes Stephen Rea doing Krapp’s Last Tape! dir Vicky Featherstone! weirdly it runs concurrently to the Gary Oldman one in York! 172
Andrzej Łukowski @mrlukowski.bsky.social · 01/01/2025Happy new year! forgot I was on the front cover of Time in January but in retrospect quite a big deal! 020
Andrzej Łukowski @mrlukowski.bsky.social · 09/12/2024on one of them fancy new tram buses - leather seats! Charger plugs! Weird double decked windows! 000
Andrzej Łukowski @mrlukowski.bsky.social · 07/12/2024they have corrected their mistake, like cowards 020
Andrzej Łukowski @mrlukowski.bsky.social · 04/12/2024the possible prime minister of iceland, eating cheese 15 years ago 030
Andrzej Łukowski @mrlukowski.bsky.social · 04/12/2024whereas the true final results just make me look like a parody of myself except with a random Australian computer games composer shoved on top 100
Andrzej Łukowski @mrlukowski.bsky.social · 04/12/2024although about the closest I could get to a list in any way ‘representative’ makes me look like a ‘90s lesbian who didn’t listen to any music for two months 110
Andrzej Łukowski @mrlukowski.bsky.social · 02/12/2024…and now he’s perving over Dua Lipa. Does Dua Lipa know the Duo Lingo owl is perving over her. You’d think the odds are it would get bck to her 120
Andrzej Łukowski @mrlukowski.bsky.social · 02/12/2024okay first he’s threatening me, now he’s emotionally blackmailing me about services I didn’t even realised existed 110
Andrzej Łukowski @mrlukowski.bsky.social · 02/12/2024thrilled to see Cabaret casting has gone mental again with Billy Porter and Marisha Wallace as the Emcee and Sally 3151
Andrzej Łukowski @mrlukowski.bsky.social · 01/12/2024not entirely clear if I’m a dadfluencer now or got invited for some other reason unknown to me but we went to a screening of the Richard Curtis Netflix kids film with matching afternoon tea, everyone else there had very kempt children 150
