Mr. Kalamari @mrkalamari.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Had a manfuacturing engineer at my last job who insisted on being involved in my projects when he had no right to be. I would say yes and he'd fuck off after that. If he followed up (rarely), I'd say I did it. Amazing work. 0130 0
Mr. Kalamari @mrkalamari.bsky.social · 17/06/2026I confronted someone I graduated college with about how they work at Raytheon now and she pulled this routine on me - like come on. 😒 0100 0
Mr. Kalamari @mrkalamari.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Do they think the left lane has to stay empty to let people pass during the daily traffic jam from 2-5pm? 010 0
Mr. Kalamari @mrkalamari.bsky.social · 12/06/2026I thought he was holding a katana for a second lol 010 0
Mr. Kalamari @mrkalamari.bsky.social · 10/06/2026The Wager. A nonfiction book about a shipwreck told like a story since it's mostly sourced by the diaries of the survivors of the shipwreck. It's got me totally in its grips right now. 010 0
Mr. Kalamari @mrkalamari.bsky.social · 05/06/2026imo Q101 has the only morning show worth listening to 010 0
Mr. Kalamari @mrkalamari.bsky.social · 04/05/2026It’s also nicer on their brakes to gently stop rather than racing to stop. It’s a win-win 040 0
Mr. Kalamari @mrkalamari.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Where do you get you usually your pants and shirts? I hate the look of a light blue oxford, but your shirts are of a different material that looks much better (and it looks good on you)! 110 0
Mr. Kalamari @mrkalamari.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Yeah but the up-swipey motion is so convenient to do for switching between them whereas I gotta hit the tab button and then find my tab 🙄 /s 110 0
Mr. Kalamari @mrkalamari.bsky.social · 05/04/2026I think in the next year I’m gonna take the ASQ certified quality engineer exam and I’m not excited for the statistics part of it at all despite it being my focus back in uni lol 010 0
Mr. Kalamari @mrkalamari.bsky.social · 30/03/2026I like the RE series a lot, but I have come to realize that I’m counting down to the shooting gallery portion because that‘s usually my least favorite part. 110 0
Mr. Kalamari @mrkalamari.bsky.social · 26/03/2026I’m not in New York, but I started riding my ebike around my suburb and it’s soooo good. Later this year, I’m definitely gonna ride it around in Chicago 000 0
Mr. Kalamari @mrkalamari.bsky.social · 27/02/2026 From my past two apartments, I’ve gotten my security deposit back albeit with some taken off because of some bullshit cleanliness reason despite the fact that I deep cleaned before moving both times. It’s stupid. 010 0
Mr. Kalamari @mrkalamari.bsky.social · 16/12/2025Lookin good!! Where do you get high-waisted dressy pants like yours? I've been trying to get more of those for when I gotta dress up 110 0
Mr. Kalamari @mrkalamari.bsky.social · 28/11/2025I ran out of pr PTO back in April and this is the first time I could take some time off too. It’s crazy. Thankfully, my brother bought a house and I’m helping him move in so I don’t have that pesky free time to mull over deadlines 🥲 020 0
Mr. Kalamari @mrkalamari.bsky.social · 26/11/2025I hope I get to 15 years. Gonna be 3 years in March. 2690 0
Mr. Kalamari @mrkalamari.bsky.social · 16/10/2025THANK YOU people don't seem to get that that man did not age gracefully 0130 0
Mr. Kalamari @mrkalamari.bsky.social · 07/09/2025That last pose reminds me of Knight Artorias 😎media.tenor.coma picture of a wolf and a knight with the words the pruld on the bottom rightAlt: a picture of Knight Artorias (right) and his dog Sif (left) dancing. The words the pruld on the bottom right 120 0
Reposted by Mr. KalamariNiko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 30/08/2025"I was young, and I was a liar, and I have never been as invincible as I was when both of those things were true." ICYMI, my newsletter this week about when McNuggets were cheap, an eating competition, and the beauty of failure.anxietyshark.caCheap McNuggets at the gates of HeavenTasting heaven only cost $.49, and each bite brought me closer to God. 28723 0
Reposted by Mr. KalamariDon Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 28/08/2025Full resignation letter from Demetre C. Daskalakis, a CDC leader, does not hold back. "The recent shooting at CDC is not why I am resigning. My grandfather, who I am named after, stood up to fascist forces in Greece and lost his life doing so. I am resigning to make him and his legacy proud." 7266002371 0
Mr. Kalamari @mrkalamari.bsky.social · 27/08/2025I thought the upside-down bird was a silhouette of Sonic the Hedgehog 030 0
Mr. Kalamari @mrkalamari.bsky.social · 23/08/2025And here I thought it would’ve been The Name of the Rose 030 0
Mr. Kalamari @mrkalamari.bsky.social · 08/08/2025Dapper fella. I just got into linen this summer and it’s a game changer 110 0
Mr. Kalamari @mrkalamari.bsky.social · 28/07/2025She's like when Coraline's mom transforms in the kitchen lol 010 0
Mr. Kalamari @mrkalamari.bsky.social · 16/07/2025I got a neighbor who is selling a blue Honda Acty that I've been eyeing every time I go past, but I do too much highway driving to justify the purchase 😭 000 0
Mr. Kalamari @mrkalamari.bsky.social · 02/07/2025Whenever I qualify how lucky I am to be in remission before complaining about my cancer treatment, I usually wave my hand in a circle and go "blah-blah" and get right to complaining about how chemo fucked me up forever 020 0
Mr. Kalamari @mrkalamari.bsky.social · 02/07/2025I don't know if there would be a world left to arrest me 120 0
Mr. Kalamari @mrkalamari.bsky.social · 26/06/2025You framed your FakeBoy so well that I thought it was a png 1120 0
Mr. Kalamari @mrkalamari.bsky.social · 02/06/2025Does that forearm have a calf muscle photoshopped on it??? 000 0
Mr. Kalamari @mrkalamari.bsky.social · 27/05/2025It's honestly very comfy but gets so hot in the summer months. I should show up to yoga with that on one day tho lol 000 0
Mr. Kalamari @mrkalamari.bsky.social · 27/05/2025"Everything was going well - until it wasn't" type beat 070 0
Mr. Kalamari @mrkalamari.bsky.social · 21/05/2025Greeks and Turks like to aim at each other when arguing about Cyprus but nobody ever mentions what Britain did 020 0