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Juanito

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It’s me, hi, I’m the problem, it’s me.

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Juanito @mrjuanitoveloz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
So people just wake up and go about their day without any sense of heavy conscience that they voted to elect this imbecile?
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Juanito @mrjuanitoveloz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I just love being recorded while singing karaoke and then it being shared in the family group chat.
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Juanito @mrjuanitoveloz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
When you’re at a family party trying to hide from the tequila shots and you hear “Primo!”
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Shaquille O'Neal Hidden Behind Tree
ALT: Shaquille O'Neal Hidden Behind Tree
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Juanito @mrjuanitoveloz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Good little four episode Argentinian miniseries. Reminds me of ParaNorman with a darker twist. 😄#MisMuertosTristes #MySadDead
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Juanito @mrjuanitoveloz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I really don’t get this new thing where I have to figure out figure out the plot. Then afterwards I’m left wondering what the hell did I just watch? Is this a new style to film making? #IfIHadLegsIdKickYou
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Juanito @mrjuanitoveloz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A story of forgiveness and reconciliation. Just kidding, I don’t know what the hell this was about. #MotherMary
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Juanito @mrjuanitoveloz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Good mini series, very twisted story. 😵‍💫 Yikes. #Catedrales
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Juanito @mrjuanitoveloz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Also watched the new #Monster series. It was the least disturbing of all of them. Not so much binge-worthy but it was good and entertaining.
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Juanito @mrjuanitoveloz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Finally watched #Backrooms. I am usually not into this type of psychological mind twister plot, but I actually enjoyed it. And was satisfied with the ending.
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Juanito @mrjuanitoveloz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Took a couple of beers over to my fellow introvert neighbor to talk about grass. Good times.
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Juanito @mrjuanitoveloz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I turned on my space heater in my office today. I guess fall has officially started. 🍂 #SweaterWeather
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Juanito @mrjuanitoveloz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
WTF was this even about? #InTheEarth It’s a no for me.
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Juanito @mrjuanitoveloz.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Went to see #PracticalMagic2 this weekend. Cute movie. I enjoyed it. It could have done without the villain but overall I thought it was a nice sequel.
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Juanito @mrjuanitoveloz.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
You can have a relationship with someone that is limited, complicated, or emotionally distant. And you can still behave with kindness.
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Juanito @mrjuanitoveloz.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
A little spilled vodka never smelled so good
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Juanito @mrjuanitoveloz.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Good miniseries. Was hooked immediately. Hadn’t heard about it. Someone recommended it on Bluesky. Looking for something to watch? I recommend it also. 👍🏼
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Juanito @mrjuanitoveloz.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Let’s say you are out at a bar with your friends. How long until you start showing them shit on your phone? It’s the social equivalent of sharing your screen on Teams. Next time lead with "Let me know when you can see my screen."
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Juanito @mrjuanitoveloz.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Back to work today 😭
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Juanito @mrjuanitoveloz.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Finally finished season 4. Honestly, I don’t know if they needed another season to wrap this up. I am looking forward to this ending and finally getting our answers. Which I feel they’ve partially explained already. #From
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Juanito @mrjuanitoveloz.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Went into this one with low expectations but it wasn’t so bad 😄 Very very predictable. It was ok. #TheDevilsMouth
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Juanito @mrjuanitoveloz.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Was expecting it to be scary but it wasn’t. I still enjoyed it and found it entertaining. If you’re looking for a short fun movie to watch I would recommend. #ColdStorage
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Juanito @mrjuanitoveloz.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
#Obsession was pretty good. 👍🏼 Enjoyed it. Super creepy with a creative plot.
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Juanito @mrjuanitoveloz.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Sorting today’s deadlines by priority. Priority 1: Everything Priority 2: Also everything
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Juanito @mrjuanitoveloz.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
So knowing what was going to happen, do you think Jesus ordered his favorite food at the last supper?
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Juanito @mrjuanitoveloz.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
The #WorldCup is almost over and I don’t know what to do with myself on days with no matches. Anyways rooting for a #France v #Argentina rematch and this time France wins 🇫🇷
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Juanito @mrjuanitoveloz.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
No. Most of the movie was lame attempts at loud noise scares and anticipation of something happening in the background. That was it. No ending or explanation. #Undertone
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Juanito @mrjuanitoveloz.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Happy Monday! 😑
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Juanito @mrjuanitoveloz.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
What an amazing game today! #CapeVerde you can go home with your heads held high. So proud of you 🥹
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Juanito @mrjuanitoveloz.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
“What do we say to the god of death?” Maybe today
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Juanito @mrjuanitoveloz.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Does anyone else beat themselves up about something stupid they said almost 30 years ago? #AskingForAFriend
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Juanito @mrjuanitoveloz.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I missed it so I’m about to watch it. 💙
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FULL CEREMONY: Obama Presidential Center Grand Opening
YouTube video by MS NOW
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Juanito @mrjuanitoveloz.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Straitjacket white looks good on you!
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Juanito @mrjuanitoveloz.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Happy Monday!
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Juanito @mrjuanitoveloz.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
This line hit deep “You're so busy trying not to be a burden to anyone you've forgotten how to be a friend.” #RemarkablyBrightCreatures
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Juanito @mrjuanitoveloz.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
So I entered this challenge to read x number of books this year and haven’t read anything since. I bet if I didn’t enter the challenge I would be reading.
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Juanito @mrjuanitoveloz.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
I’m loving this new plot and season of Euphoria. It’s become a whole different show. I really couldn’t get into the toxic high school stuff.
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Juanito @mrjuanitoveloz.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Me carrying all of life’s burdens like a champ.
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Juanito @mrjuanitoveloz.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
How you gonna win, when you ain't right within?
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Juanito @mrjuanitoveloz.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Beach season has officially started in #AsburyPark #NJ 🏖️
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Juanito @mrjuanitoveloz.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Why do all his cronies have to dress like him? 🤮
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Juanito @mrjuanitoveloz.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
When I end a Teams call, I stop breathing until I hit the end call button.
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Juanito @mrjuanitoveloz.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Dear Internets, Please stop showing me pictures of Heidi Klum's costume from the Met Gala. It is freaking me out.
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Juanito @mrjuanitoveloz.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
When someone texts you that they arrived home safely, but you didn't ask them to. Because you don't care.
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Juanito @mrjuanitoveloz.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
So yesterday was not my last night in England… United delayed my flight until tomorrow morning. So spending the night at a Hilton. It’s been an exhausting day.
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Juanito @mrjuanitoveloz.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Everybody was kung-fu fighting. Ha!
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Juanito @mrjuanitoveloz.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
For my last night in England a nice old fashioned in this fancy bar lounge. 🎩
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Andrea Bettini @andreabettini.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Bellissima foto postata dal comandante della missione Artemis II Reid Wiseman
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Juanito @mrjuanitoveloz.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Friendliest #cat ever at the station. Saying hello to ppl and picked out this gentleman to sit on his lap 😸
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Juanito @mrjuanitoveloz.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Walking tour of London today. 💂🏼‍♀️🇬🇧
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Juanito @mrjuanitoveloz.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Ended up at a beer festival Btw, Got the Betty Stogs 🍻
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