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John Mellis @mrjohnmellis.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

@mrjamesob.bsky.social He’s tasting metal?! How deep is the cut?

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John Mellis @mrjohnmellis.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Nothing. And someone you know tried looking wearing a colander like a ski mask.

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John Mellis @mrjohnmellis.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Morning @mrjamesob.bsky.social I’m fairly certain Trump’s fury and hatred of Wind Turbines dates back to a battle he had in the North East Of Scotland when he opened his golf course and strongly objected to a field of turbines being launched off the coastline because they spoiled the view

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John Mellis @mrjohnmellis.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Immediately after this morning’s show I’m being sedated until Sunday at 2am.

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John Mellis @mrjohnmellis.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

Are ye from the town yersel? Flying visit to my home city for the weekend. Haven’t been here in a while. When I left it was still a town 😳. Sound on for a bit of the local accent. 🔈

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John Mellis @mrjohnmellis.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

Don’t be daft @mrjamesob.bsky.social Liminal - front man of Kajagoogoo 🙄😂

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John Mellis @mrjohnmellis.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

Pretty much all I post right now are photos of beautiful morning skies and cherry blossoms. I’m in my Gardener’s World Era… but look though 😍

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John Mellis @mrjohnmellis.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

VERY hungry hippos, @mrjamesob.bsky.social Now THAT sounds like a follow up game.

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John Mellis @mrjohnmellis.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

Not AGAIN! 🤬 Merry Christmas 🎄

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John Mellis @mrjohnmellis.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

Today’s gift before a day of solid rain from about 9am onwards. Enjoy it while it lasts…

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John Mellis @mrjohnmellis.bsky.social · 30/10/2025

Hi @mrjamesob.bsky.social Not questioning the validity of Kate’s Drones answer,but I’m considering the impact environment might have on the believability of knowledge imparted by someone else. If he’d explained “….and then his sex organs explode and he snuffs it. …” in the pub, we’d reply, “Nooooo!”

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John Mellis @mrjohnmellis.bsky.social · 30/10/2025

The promise of a bright new day burning away the desolate cold grey of the night before….

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John Mellis @mrjohnmellis.bsky.social · 27/10/2025

Officially launching cardigan season 🙄

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John Mellis @mrjohnmellis.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

I endorse the clocks going back an hour. 6.53am

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John Mellis @mrjohnmellis.bsky.social · 22/08/2025

Oh. My. God. Glasgow. STOP IT! I’m on Smooth Breakfast across Scotland right now with the soundtrack for this skyline. 😍 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Get me on @smoothradio.com @globalplayer.com

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John Mellis @mrjohnmellis.bsky.social · 17/07/2025

On the air at 6am for Smooth Breakfast across Scotland and look at the day already! 😍 Get me on @globalplayer.com

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John Mellis @mrjohnmellis.bsky.social · 23/05/2025

Check out that cloud! Anyone seen Monkey? m.youtube.com/watch?v=jXXl...

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John Mellis @mrjohnmellis.bsky.social · 14/05/2025

Clever way to show what cuts mean. Elmo’s LinkedIn.

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John Mellis @mrjohnmellis.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

White smoke! How embarrassing is this going to be if it turns out they’d just decided it was a lovely day to break for a quick barbecue dinner.

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John Mellis @mrjohnmellis.bsky.social · 30/04/2025

Stay safe Scotland. 🌞🕶️🔥🧯🍺 Further safety announcements throughout the day on @smoothradio.com across Glasgow And The West.

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John Mellis @mrjohnmellis.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

Annnnnd relax. Have a great weekend. Also, Ernie says hi.

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John Mellis @mrjohnmellis.bsky.social · 13/03/2025

Never in my broadcasting career have I encountered anything like I remember being on air that day in Dunblane. The memories are as wretched as they are vivid. Now, and every year at this time, my love and thoughts are with those affected.

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John Mellis @mrjohnmellis.bsky.social · 13/03/2025

Good Morning, we’re ON THE AIR for Smooth Breakfast across Scotland.*. Get me on @globalplayer.com *I’m not this happy at 6am. This was taken at Hogmanay*

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John Mellis @mrjohnmellis.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

Stop it Glasgow 😍 The perfect soundtrack for the perfect start with me on @smoothradio.com right now. Get me on @globalplayer.com

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John Mellis @mrjohnmellis.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

God’s carpet’s looking a wee bit threadbare.

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John Mellis @mrjohnmellis.bsky.social · 11/01/2025

What I woke up to. I don’t even know how he does it. He’s certainly not encouraged. He’s like some kind of canine Night-time Ninja.

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John Mellis @mrjohnmellis.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

Merry Christmas. Remember, a little extra leverage is always handy.

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John Mellis @mrjohnmellis.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

Just look 👀 How can the day be bad?😍

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John Mellis @mrjohnmellis.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

Cris-mas, where Christmas and Crises exist in harmonious balance.

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John Mellis @mrjohnmellis.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

Tuesday starting milder and more settled = t-shirt weather for this Highlander. Waking up Glasgow And The West on Smooth Breakfast right now. Get me on @globalplayer.com

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John Mellis @mrjohnmellis.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

Morning. We’re on. Singing this to The Bangles tune. 🎵 Just another Manky Monday🎵 Storm Bert’s lingering. I’ll get you through on Smooth Breakfast for Scotland. Get me on @GlobalPlayer the official Smooth App.

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John Mellis @mrjohnmellis.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

Simultaneously loving this whilst mildly panicking I may have left the cooker on.

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John Mellis @mrjohnmellis.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

Still below freezing. Shirt sleeves. Anything above -15 is taps aff and ice cream weather for me. Highlander. #ThereCanBeOnlyOne

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John Mellis @mrjohnmellis.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

There’s definitely something different out there. Can’t quite put my finger on it ….

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John Mellis @mrjohnmellis.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

Chilly Tuesday. Comfy Cardigans Ahoy!

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