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MrJohnBusiness

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Just a Black man addicted to bothering folks with happy foolishness I didn't follow you back because I'm lazy you know I love you fam Certified Star Hustler (RIP Jack Horkheimer)

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MrJohnBusiness @mrjohnbusiness.bsky.social · 53m
What is the movie that came out before you were born that you’ve watched the most times? One of my mom's faves. Happily passed it on to my youngest daughter, her namesake.
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Barbra Streisand's Iconic 'Don't Rain on My Parade'
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MrJohnBusiness @mrjohnbusiness.bsky.social · 58m
The Dark Crystal had me rethink my relationship with muppets
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Gelfling Essence
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MrJohnBusiness @mrjohnbusiness.bsky.social · 15h
From here to eternity, vote like a Black woman
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MrJohnBusiness @mrjohnbusiness.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The look you get when someone you love shows that they have absolutely no idea what they mean to you
Mulan reuniting with her father at the end of the movie, bearing gifts from her journey
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MrJohnBusiness @mrjohnbusiness.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
🥺
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MrJohnBusiness @mrjohnbusiness.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Push. Taskmaster can hold off Slade enough to learn his moves and neutralize them, but he's still not taking him down.
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MrJohnBusiness @mrjohnbusiness.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Colossus wins the fight due to durability but he can't put Grundy down for very long. That fight ain't over.
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MrJohnBusiness @mrjohnbusiness.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
So many Beta Ray Bits everywhere 😩
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MrJohnBusiness @mrjohnbusiness.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"Introducing your next MAGA superstar and shoe-in for VP pick, Eric Schmitt!"
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Stormtropper Trip
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MrJohnBusiness @mrjohnbusiness.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's OK. We got heated blankets and early bedtimes over here.
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MrJohnBusiness @mrjohnbusiness.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You gonna need a cigarette after watching this www.youtube.com/shorts/zQlNJ...
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Genius Nobody Expected 🎹 Original video by: @Levi.Schechtmann
YouTube video by SKAYRIX (Yurii Horobets)
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MrJohnBusiness @mrjohnbusiness.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Light couldn't escape the gravitational pull of his seat when she started to walk towards him
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MrJohnBusiness @mrjohnbusiness.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Multiple decades deep
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MrJohnBusiness @mrjohnbusiness.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This comment is so Philly that the grease soaked through the bag
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MrJohnBusiness @mrjohnbusiness.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Why can't things stay white" is a crazy passion for 2026
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MrJohnBusiness @mrjohnbusiness.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I just saw this lady online arguing that women created the problem of a 'pink tax'
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Wtf Blankstare
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MrJohnBusiness @mrjohnbusiness.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What in the hard F is a pro-data center party and who are the human-like creatures that decided "yeah this is it" www.mediaite.com/media/protes...
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Protesters Crash Pro-Data Center Party in Wild DC Scene
Several protesters crashed a pro-data center party in Washington, D.C. on Saturday, with one of the tattooed female protesters screeching and flipping the bird
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MrJohnBusiness @mrjohnbusiness.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Why do you need so much attention today?
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MrJohnBusiness @mrjohnbusiness.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The music on Carole & Tuesday is just too damn good www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sf_8...
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[Milky Way] by GGK (Madison McFerrin) Full
YouTube video by Vogue Man
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MrJohnBusiness @mrjohnbusiness.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Feminize a band name Yony! Yoni! Yoné!
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MrJohnBusiness @mrjohnbusiness.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This might be a problem
Popeyes' Biscuit Mix in Homestyle and Cajun Cheddar
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MrJohnBusiness @mrjohnbusiness.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I finally feel sleepy enough to attempt sleep again
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Jeb Bush's Iconic 'Please Clap' Moment
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MrJohnBusiness @mrjohnbusiness.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You just using any ol' reason to post this gif, huh?? (and I'm here for it)
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MrJohnBusiness @mrjohnbusiness.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Bro just keep it if you have to use Zelle
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MrJohnBusiness @mrjohnbusiness.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Muppets show that came out during COVID is hilarious www.youtube.com/watch?v=x664...
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Muppets Now | Official Trailer | Disney+
YouTube video by The Muppets
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MrJohnBusiness @mrjohnbusiness.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ain't nobody gonna take an A'ja charge for the rest of the season
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MrJohnBusiness @mrjohnbusiness.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I can't believe some white folks are still trying to play the "well I just won't care about Black people then" card in discussions
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Happy New: We Are Laughing
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MrJohnBusiness @mrjohnbusiness.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I hope these Black folks break the MF bank on this asshole
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MrJohnBusiness @mrjohnbusiness.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Guys, orange was RIGHT THERE
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MrJohnBusiness @mrjohnbusiness.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
In Howl's Castle, am I the only one that thinks Sophie broke her own curse by loving herself? That would explain the age fluctuations, all dependent on how she feels about herself. Howl was just a way to find her love for herself.
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Howl's Moving Castle: Sophie and Howl Embrace
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MrJohnBusiness @mrjohnbusiness.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Complain about hearing Black people talk about racism
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MrJohnBusiness @mrjohnbusiness.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
These ladies are assassins SHEESH www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaY0...
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Fat Nwigwe & Tierra Whack - QUEEN [THE WHACK VERSION] (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Fat Nwigwe a.k.a. BIG FAT
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MrJohnBusiness @mrjohnbusiness.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
youtu.be/bW3lVu6mh-Q?...
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Hay
YouTube video by Crucial Conflict - Topic
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MrJohnBusiness @mrjohnbusiness.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqyE...
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José James - Love Conversation (Official Audio)
YouTube video by josejamesworldwide
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MrJohnBusiness @mrjohnbusiness.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I'm starting to think that drone technology might lead to our destruction before AI now. This video is mind blowing. Any ONE person is a destructive force if they want to be. Any ONE nation could paralyze the entire world with enough drones.
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MrJohnBusiness @mrjohnbusiness.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Me and this weird bug thing go way back
Atari 2600 cartridge Yars' Revenge
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MrJohnBusiness @mrjohnbusiness.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Looks like it should be featured on Cake Wrecks
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MrJohnBusiness @mrjohnbusiness.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Please never remember us
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Just The Way I Like It Chief Walker
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MrJohnBusiness @mrjohnbusiness.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"I see you" = "If you keep this up we're gonna have a meeting in my bedroom"
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Blac Youngsta Smile
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MrJohnBusiness @mrjohnbusiness.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"I told all of you I was alive. Now if you'll excuse me..."
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Puppet Peeks from Door
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MrJohnBusiness @mrjohnbusiness.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
“My background,” Marx explained, “my father was a drug dealer and a pimp.” “I tell people I’m a reverse coconut,” the Republican candidate continued. “Brown on the inside, white on the outside. I’m very comfortable around people of color.”
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Really Wow
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MrJohnBusiness @mrjohnbusiness.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I didn't think I could hate something more than AI but Polymarket and Kalshi are REALLY going for the crown
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Wolf Of Wall Street: Was All This Legal?
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MrJohnBusiness @mrjohnbusiness.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This show man... WHEW. Every actor is swinging for the fences on this one. Got one more season to go, wish me luck.
Broadchurch show banner with Olivia Colman and David Tennant
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MrJohnBusiness @mrjohnbusiness.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I think I spotted the problem
© 2026 Paradium.AI Athlon Sports is a registered trademark of Paradium.AIAthlon Sports with an "AI" as their logo
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MrJohnBusiness @mrjohnbusiness.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Why yes, Reno DOES have a pride parade 🏳️‍🌈
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MrJohnBusiness @mrjohnbusiness.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Yoooooo what? 😂 Poor Grindr servers
tweet from Politics & Pool Tracker where a flexing half naked Hasan Piker is on the jumbotron during the GOP midterm convention, pic credit to Dave Weigel
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MrJohnBusiness @mrjohnbusiness.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Brother, you wrong 😂
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MrJohnBusiness @mrjohnbusiness.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I know Battle Ready Armor when I see it. Call Numbah Five!
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MrJohnBusiness @mrjohnbusiness.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Depends on what is considered "winning". Some dudes only line of success is a wake of broken hearts and backs. Just becomes a worthless endeavor filled with lazier lies and a blind spot big enough for a whole lying life to fill.
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MrJohnBusiness @mrjohnbusiness.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Wanna save your sanity today? Put a filter on "meat tooth" before it's too late
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