iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Joe Barlow @mrjoebarlow.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

I keep getting that diarrhea disease from every gas station hot dog I eat

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Joe Barlow @mrjoebarlow.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

Fulfilled the straight male prophecy by quoting Austin Powers multiple times on my date.

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Joe Barlow @mrjoebarlow.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

Just did a quick Google search and legally speaking, kissing a picture of a hot person does count as a new year's kiss. Congratulations, all!

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Joe Barlow @mrjoebarlow.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

Someone just cavalierly used the "F" word in public and I'm shaken up.

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Joe Barlow @mrjoebarlow.bsky.social · 15/10/2025

I just coined a new phrase: spooky season! Basically it can be used to mean the time period around Halloween. Feel free to use it but please don't overuse it.

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Joe Barlow @mrjoebarlow.bsky.social · 19/09/2025

I've proudly joined the ABC boycott because the guy whose password I use cancelled his Disney+ subscription ✊

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Joe Barlow @mrjoebarlow.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

We are in an unprecedented time of people being annoying to me.

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Joe Barlow @mrjoebarlow.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

Worried Lin Manuel Miranda is mad at me

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Joe Barlow @mrjoebarlow.bsky.social · 27/08/2025

If a billionaire pop star can find love with a super bowl winning football player then there's truly hope for the rest of us 🥰🥰

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Joe Barlow @mrjoebarlow.bsky.social · 26/08/2025

It just occurred to me that I'll never be a 24 year old with perfect hair. Hurts.

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Joe Barlow @mrjoebarlow.bsky.social · 18/08/2025

Thinking about getting a dog to see if it helps my personality

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Joe Barlow @mrjoebarlow.bsky.social · 06/05/2025

The air mattress when you first inflate it vs. the next morning #MetGala

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Joe Barlow @mrjoebarlow.bsky.social · 10/04/2025

Still waiting for a reputable news organization to call me a sensation...

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Joe Barlow @mrjoebarlow.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

Doing my taxes feels like taking the SAT but at the end I owe $1000. 🙂

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Joe Barlow @mrjoebarlow.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

Anora is how Australians say "I know her".

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Joe Barlow @mrjoebarlow.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

Bruno: id love a mustache but... Gaga: hold my eyebrows

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Joe Barlow @mrjoebarlow.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

Sorry I haven't responded to your text. I also haven't responded to a bunch of others if that helps

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Joe Barlow @mrjoebarlow.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

I'm sure I'll never have to post this Netflix price hike meme again

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Joe Barlow @mrjoebarlow.bsky.social · 18/01/2025

You never know when inspiration will strike. That's why I always have my camera and stare and strangers in public. Please enjoy the first installment of my #streetphotography series featuring complete stranger @mishamai.bsky.social 📸 #streetphotographers

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Joe Barlow @mrjoebarlow.bsky.social · 09/01/2025

I studied the President Obama and President Trump conversation and since there was no microphone, I had to lip read. Fortunately lip reading comes easily for me.

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Joe Barlow @mrjoebarlow.bsky.social · 09/01/2025

I'm attempting to create relatable content in 2025. This resonates with me personally

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Joe Barlow @mrjoebarlow.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

When I die, slather me in cheese and dip me in marinara, cause I LOVE pizza! 🍕 Then in a preheated 350°F oven cook me 10-15 minutes or until my internal temperature reaches hot soup. Serve with rice.

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Joe Barlow @mrjoebarlow.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

It's jarring to see these assembled in one video

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Joe Barlow @mrjoebarlow.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

I'm gonna be naughty through Dec 31 because Santa never asks, "Have you been good this year and the last week of last year?"

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Joe Barlow @mrjoebarlow.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

I'm gonna start saying "benny of the d" instead of "benefit of the doubt". I'll keep you posted on how it's received.

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Joe Barlow @mrjoebarlow.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

Just this week, I've had a stranger tell me I look like Chris Evans and a different stranger tell me I look like Tom Green. I had to make this to understand. I see it now!

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