Jase Newman @mrjasenewman.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Radio stations will boast of their huge playlists spanning four decades of music and then go back to playing Michael Jackson and Aerosmith on repeat. 010
Jase Newman @mrjasenewman.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I dreamed that the Joker had a horse called Pickup, named first for the truck and then for Fifty-Two Card. They both stole pills from batman that let them breath in space. Get on this DC. 000
Jase Newman @mrjasenewman.bsky.social · 18/07/2026"Yeah, well, because he stole Ulysses' palace, sir, and uh, killed his dog." 000
Jase Newman @mrjasenewman.bsky.social · 19/04/2026"You think the whole world revolves around you, but it doesn't. It revolves around the moon, and that's why we have winter!" - Floyd Pepper of The Electric Mayhem 020
Jase Newman @mrjasenewman.bsky.social · 02/01/2026The Flying Nun will return in Avengers Doomsday. 030
Jase Newman @mrjasenewman.bsky.social · 25/12/2025Christmas Carol II. Tiny Tim has lived his life as Scrooge's spoiled heir, and he digs in his boots when the ghosts come for him. 020
Jase Newman @mrjasenewman.bsky.social · 08/11/2025I've decided that Pluribus is a Captain Marvel show. 030
Jase Newman @mrjasenewman.bsky.social · 19/10/2025"Kings" and "Canes" are indistinguishable in commentary. #hockey 030
Jase Newman @mrjasenewman.bsky.social · 15/08/2025There should have been a crossover between The Last of Us and Star Trek Discovery. 040
Jase Newman @mrjasenewman.bsky.social · 15/05/2025HBO should change it's name to a still frame from the Goofy Movie. 050
Jase Newman @mrjasenewman.bsky.social · 15/05/2025Is Andor's title meant to be a pun? It's oppression, of course, but there's also specifically a theme of people having to make choices. Do I do this and/or do that? 030
Jase Newman @mrjasenewman.bsky.social · 03/04/2025I popped an inordinate amount of bubble wrap this morning. 010
Jase Newman @mrjasenewman.bsky.social · 20/02/2025If you feel the itch to make more Bond films, do Shang-Chi. 020
Jase Newman @mrjasenewman.bsky.social · 07/02/2025Humans created corn dogs by domesticating corn wolves over thousands of years. 020
Jase Newman @mrjasenewman.bsky.social · 22/12/2024A man places a star at the top of his Christmas tree. Earth is incinerated, the solar system thrown into chaos. 030
Jase Newman @mrjasenewman.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Pick a movie, keep one actor. The rest are muppets. Se7en. Keep Morgan Freeman. Kermit is Detective Mills. Piggy is Tracy. Statler and Waldorf are John Doe and John Ray. Sam The Eagle is the police captain. 020
Jase Newman @mrjasenewman.bsky.social · 08/04/2024The sun is small and easy to lose. Can I interest you in some ominous clouds? 040
Jase Newman @mrjasenewman.bsky.social · 14/02/2024All AI art is the property of Robert Picardo. This was figured out twenty-five years ago. 050
Jase Newman @mrjasenewman.bsky.social · 23/01/2024My dog makes a face like a 1940s gangster when I rub his belly. 060