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Jase Newman

@mrjasenewman.bsky.social
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Radiopharmaceutical lab person.

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Jase Newman @mrjasenewman.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Radio stations will boast of their huge playlists spanning four decades of music and then go back to playing Michael Jackson and Aerosmith on repeat.
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Jase Newman @mrjasenewman.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I dreamed that the Joker had a horse called Pickup, named first for the truck and then for Fifty-Two Card. They both stole pills from batman that let them breath in space. Get on this DC.
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Jase Newman @mrjasenewman.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Spider-Man 5 should be Not Brand Echh.
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Jase Newman @mrjasenewman.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
"Yeah, well, because he stole Ulysses' palace, sir, and uh, killed his dog."
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Jase Newman @mrjasenewman.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Happy Mon Mothma's Day.
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Jase Newman @mrjasenewman.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Happy Mothra's Day.
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Jase Newman @mrjasenewman.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
"You think the whole world revolves around you, but it doesn't. It revolves around the moon, and that's why we have winter!" - Floyd Pepper of The Electric Mayhem
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Jase Newman @mrjasenewman.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Jake Gyllenhaal for Prince of Persia.
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Jase Newman @mrjasenewman.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
The Flying Nun will return in Avengers Doomsday.
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Jase Newman @mrjasenewman.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Christmas Carol II. Tiny Tim has lived his life as Scrooge's spoiled heir, and he digs in his boots when the ghosts come for him.
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Jase Newman @mrjasenewman.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
I've decided that Pluribus is a Captain Marvel show.
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Jase Newman @mrjasenewman.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
"Kings" and "Canes" are indistinguishable in commentary. #hockey
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Jase Newman @mrjasenewman.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
There should have been a crossover between The Last of Us and Star Trek Discovery.
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Jase Newman @mrjasenewman.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
HBO should change it's name to a still frame from the Goofy Movie.
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Jase Newman @mrjasenewman.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Is Andor's title meant to be a pun? It's oppression, of course, but there's also specifically a theme of people having to make choices. Do I do this and/or do that?
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Jase Newman @mrjasenewman.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Happy Mon Mothma's Day.
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Jase Newman @mrjasenewman.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Jurassic Park is an Easter movie.
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Jase Newman @mrjasenewman.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Hail storm.
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Jase Newman @mrjasenewman.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
I popped an inordinate amount of bubble wrap this morning.
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Jase Newman @mrjasenewman.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
If you feel the itch to make more Bond films, do Shang-Chi.
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Jase Newman @mrjasenewman.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Humans created corn dogs by domesticating corn wolves over thousands of years.
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Jase Newman @mrjasenewman.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Angels With Filthy Souls is a Christmas movie.
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Jase Newman @mrjasenewman.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
A man places a star at the top of his Christmas tree. Earth is incinerated, the solar system thrown into chaos.
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Jase Newman @mrjasenewman.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Pick a movie, keep one actor. The rest are muppets. Se7en. Keep Morgan Freeman. Kermit is Detective Mills. Piggy is Tracy. Statler and Waldorf are John Doe and John Ray. Sam The Eagle is the police captain.
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Jase Newman @mrjasenewman.bsky.social · 08/04/2024
The sun is small and easy to lose. Can I interest you in some ominous clouds?
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Jase Newman @mrjasenewman.bsky.social · 14/02/2024
All AI art is the property of Robert Picardo. This was figured out twenty-five years ago.
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Jase Newman @mrjasenewman.bsky.social · 23/01/2024
My dog makes a face like a 1940s gangster when I rub his belly.
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