Joey 🙃 @mrhammn.bsky.social · 29/10/2025i love me a good 5 hour 'organize-all-of-my-notes' session 010
Joey 🙃 @mrhammn.bsky.social · 28/10/2025currently playing in my head: PPAP (but replaced with CPAP) 000
Joey 🙃 @mrhammn.bsky.social · 24/10/2025i regret to inform everyone that, after 4 months of no accidents, she peed in the apartment 020
Reposted by Joey 🙃Connie Chen 陳穎慈 @conniechiiiwa.bsky.social · 18/06/2025Oh Baby!💛💛 @mrhammn.bsky.social 0101
Joey 🙃 @mrhammn.bsky.social · 05/06/2025I’m trying to figure out how we can get people to Nintendo Switch 2 the polls 030
Joey 🙃 @mrhammn.bsky.social · 29/05/2025enabling Goofy Scrolling, instead of Natural, on my new laptop 100
Joey 🙃 @mrhammn.bsky.social · 23/05/2025since my pup is starting to chill out and mature, it’s my turn to be the annoying one 😈 010
Joey 🙃 @mrhammn.bsky.social · 19/05/2025need to know why I get inspiration for creative projects only when I’m busy doing something else 120
Joey 🙃 @mrhammn.bsky.social · 17/05/2025they need to invent onion rings that don’t require you to take a bite first in order to easily dip it into a thing of ranch 000
Joey 🙃 @mrhammn.bsky.social · 17/05/2025fina11y met the one and only @annaecook.bsky.social for a brief moment! 080
Joey 🙃 @mrhammn.bsky.social · 14/05/2025my belt was a little too tight this morning so I guess my yearly “workout for a month to make my clothes fit again” time is here 000
Joey 🙃 @mrhammn.bsky.social · 12/05/2025I get dental hygiene is important but there’s something demonic about brushing your teeth at the office 010
Reposted by Joey 🙃dame @dame.is · 12/05/2025telling my kids that habeas corpus was a harry potter spell 0253
Joey 🙃 @mrhammn.bsky.social · 11/05/2025there are two types of people in the world: those who say ranch 99 and those who say it the wrong way 120
Joey 🙃 @mrhammn.bsky.social · 11/05/2025my favorite thing to do on a saturday night is browse Social Media 010
Joey 🙃 @mrhammn.bsky.social · 08/05/2025a dog carrying a big stick always puts a smile on peoples’ faces (including mine) 052
Reposted by Joey 🙃erika @yeeeerika.bsky.social · 22/04/2025microdosing hell by living in america 617027
Joey 🙃 @mrhammn.bsky.social · 18/04/2025playing a clip of RFK Jr at the doctor’s office and shaking my head so everyone knows I’m healthy 000
Joey 🙃 @mrhammn.bsky.social · 13/04/2025my pup’s face when she realizes that not every dog wants to play with her 000
Joey 🙃 @mrhammn.bsky.social · 11/04/2025the people who believed we need to go through ‘short term pain for long term gain’ economically, most likely think that the pain is only going to be like 2 weeks and not years 000
Joey 🙃 @mrhammn.bsky.social · 04/04/2025damn fallout boy was right…. we are going down down in an earlier round 020
Joey 🙃 @mrhammn.bsky.social · 03/04/2025my theory for why they put tariffs on islands that don’t have people is that they just used ChatGPT for all of it 000
Joey 🙃 @mrhammn.bsky.social · 03/04/2025arrested development was really ahead of its time with this scene 1306
Joey 🙃 @mrhammn.bsky.social · 02/04/2025how I feel knowing Musk spent millions on a losing candidate 030
Reposted by Joey 🙃erika @yeeeerika.bsky.social · 28/03/2025why would i finish my thought when i could have a new, more exciting one 2489
Joey 🙃 @mrhammn.bsky.social · 27/03/2025when AI is able to make every song sound like it was performed by Weezer, then we should be scared 010
Joey 🙃 @mrhammn.bsky.social · 23/03/2025hey just wanted to let you all know that Adam Scott is older than Alex Jones 000
Joey 🙃 @mrhammn.bsky.social · 23/03/2025got DoorDash and didn’t want my face shown but the lighting on my arm looks great 000
Joey 🙃 @mrhammn.bsky.social · 21/03/2025“wokeism has destroyed America” sounds like something only a sleepyhead would say 10 years ago 000
Joey 🙃 @mrhammn.bsky.social · 20/03/2025my pup doesn’t like stairs yet, both elevators in building are broken, and I live on the 10th floor 🥲 020
Joey 🙃 @mrhammn.bsky.social · 19/03/2025my rice cooker makes the ‘Item Get’ noise from Legend of Zelda and it makes cooking rice even more magical than it already is 150
