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mrgoldenchocobo.bsky.social @mrgoldenchocobo.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

Goading a chickenshit quitter is literally THE most "effective teamwork" comms there is @riotgames.com . Instead of issuing me a warning about it grow a pair and start banning them before they reach fucking plat with HUNDREDS of games with 5 minute mental that doesn't belong in this game.

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mrgoldenchocobo.bsky.social @mrgoldenchocobo.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

#Leagueoflegends can't detect and punish quitting ass little bitches with five minute mental who queue up for a 15 minute game and then give up because the jungler hasn't somehow won them lane already by 5:00. But it can detect me goading them into playing out the fucking game they queued up for.

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mrgoldenchocobo.bsky.social @mrgoldenchocobo.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

#Microsoft acting like "active hours" is the solution to them choosing to update your computer without asking you when the real solution is just to start asking. And no, I don't care if most people say "no". That's their choice. You don't get to stop asking just because you don't get your way.

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mrgoldenchocobo.bsky.social @mrgoldenchocobo.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

A full release at this point means nothing at all, because they stonewalled for literal years. At this point they say whatever the current administration wants them to say.

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mrgoldenchocobo.bsky.social @mrgoldenchocobo.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

I'd love to, but people with far beefier PCs than mine can't get it to run smoothly. I'll buy when it's not an unoptimized mess.

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mrgoldenchocobo.bsky.social @mrgoldenchocobo.bsky.social · 27/08/2025

Did you know? It is the purpose of a dictionary to _report_ the meanings of words - not to decide them! "Alot" is a commonly used and therefore legitimate spelling.

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mrgoldenchocobo.bsky.social @mrgoldenchocobo.bsky.social · 10/07/2025

When the time comes that security starts to degrade for lack of updates I'll pirate an LTSC copy of Windows 11, and begrudgingly learn the new interface that it didn't need for the new version that it didn't need.

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mrgoldenchocobo.bsky.social @mrgoldenchocobo.bsky.social · 10/07/2025

Fact is I don't WANT updates. I've disabled them at least three times by various means only for #Microsoft to turn them back on! And no, don't give me that "Windows is a service" bullshit. Windows is a product. I bought it, I own it, you don't get to do anything with it without my permission.

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mrgoldenchocobo.bsky.social @mrgoldenchocobo.bsky.social · 10/07/2025

Oh no! Whatever will I do without my PC randomly powering up the peripherals in the middle of the night, popping the speakers, and closing everything I left running so it can download some useless game bar for Xbox games I don't have? @microsoft.com

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mrgoldenchocobo.bsky.social @mrgoldenchocobo.bsky.social · 21/05/2025

Looks like SAG-AFTRA decided to actually start enforcing Global Rule One against its members. I can't believe they thought that would be a good idea. This just completely destroys their goodwill.

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mrgoldenchocobo.bsky.social @mrgoldenchocobo.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

@genshinimpact-en.bsky.social Signing the interim agreement would have been the correct course of action. Doing nothing would have been an acceptable course of action. This is neither. I will no longer make purchases in #Hoyoverse games until this course reverses. Hell, I might not even play them.

You just stepped on a non-negotiable big-ass landmine.

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mrgoldenchocobo.bsky.social @mrgoldenchocobo.bsky.social · 21/02/2025

Why the fuck is the surrender vote box even movable? Dragged it four times before I was able to click "no" and then the team surrendered 4 to 1 because Riot doesn't know how to not call the vote unanimous when not all votes are in yet. #Leagueoflegends #Riotgames

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mrgoldenchocobo.bsky.social @mrgoldenchocobo.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

#RiotGames #LeagueOfLegends A tier is legit. Riot should make a multiple profiles system so you only need one account for this. C tier smurfs should be ashamed of themselves. F tier smurfs:

Straight to hell. To the boiler room of hell. All the way down.

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mrgoldenchocobo.bsky.social @mrgoldenchocobo.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

There are three tiers of #LoL smurfs: A tier: "I care alot about rank and need a second account to test goofy builds and play off-role on" C tier: "I like to de-tilt by playing below my ELO" F tier: "I'm playing below my ELO trust" "Also kill yourself" *username is six random characters*

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mrgoldenchocobo.bsky.social @mrgoldenchocobo.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

Isn't it about time we put someone else in charge of nominations? Make it fucking Bluesky subscriber count for all I care. ANYTHING but what the DNC and the mass media wants. That is assuming there IS another election after the shit they put us in shakes out.

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mrgoldenchocobo.bsky.social @mrgoldenchocobo.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

2024 came and they STILL didn't learn their lesson and chose to not run a real primary at all. And what do you know, they lost again because the people won't vote for more of the same just because you made it the only moral option.

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mrgoldenchocobo.bsky.social @mrgoldenchocobo.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

2020 came and though they still hadn't learned their lesson I held my nose and voted for the Democrat because the alternative was an incompetent dictator fanboy manchild who demonstrated willingness to drag the US toward authoritarianism. We won, a bittersweet half-victory.

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mrgoldenchocobo.bsky.social @mrgoldenchocobo.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

I protest voted for Bernie Sanders in 2016 when the DNC collaborated with the big news networks to freeze him out of the nomination process, hoping they would learn their lesson about not living up to the "D" in "DNC".

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mrgoldenchocobo.bsky.social @mrgoldenchocobo.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

That, and it allows the ruling party to gain nearly Epstein level blackmail material on literally anyone. Blatantly obvious why they didn't try to do this last election cycle.

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mrgoldenchocobo.bsky.social @mrgoldenchocobo.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

Oh i'm sorry, is that a thing? Or are you misrepresenting mockery of Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg's moral weakness by deliberately leaving out the context and specifics? Yes it is moral to bully bullies. Read up on the Paradox of Tolerance. Not all people should be treated with respect.

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mrgoldenchocobo.bsky.social @mrgoldenchocobo.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

Stopped using it in 2023. De-activated today.

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mrgoldenchocobo.bsky.social @mrgoldenchocobo.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

Phew. Now that that's out of my system I can delete the entire account. Fuck Elon Musk and fuck his metrics.

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mrgoldenchocobo.bsky.social @mrgoldenchocobo.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

Oct 2023: "Another day, another TWO players with weak mental in a single ranked Emerald match. Your penalties will always be a joke until players stop having the option to just not suffer them #fixsmurfingalready @RiotGames" Then I stopped Tweeting. That's it.

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mrgoldenchocobo.bsky.social @mrgoldenchocobo.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

I hope they get reminders for the rest of their lives of the weakness they showed in the face of this crisis, so that they can never feel proud of who they are until they become better, more honest people."

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mrgoldenchocobo.bsky.social @mrgoldenchocobo.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

So now I wear a mask every time I go out, not for protection for myself or anyone else, but to remind anti-maskers how little of a deal it is to wear one.

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mrgoldenchocobo.bsky.social @mrgoldenchocobo.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

Like I get that masks are uncomfortable. They pull on your ears, they fog up your glasses. But when the choices are 'deal with mild discomfort' and 'lie to yourself and everyone around you', you have to be an incredibly weak person to choose the latter option.

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mrgoldenchocobo.bsky.social @mrgoldenchocobo.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

You must think you're an amazing liar to fool people who are actively and casually doing the thing you say is impossible.

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mrgoldenchocobo.bsky.social @mrgoldenchocobo.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

And then to lie to everyone around you that you 'can't breathe' through a basic-ass cloth mask, not even a real respirator, when the reality is that it doesn't even perceptibly impair breathing when you actually wear it correctly-

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mrgoldenchocobo.bsky.social @mrgoldenchocobo.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

Like I get that the chance of severe injury/death is low, but when you have a chance to make it even lower for the people around you and choose not to... that shows some horrendously screwed up priorities.

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mrgoldenchocobo.bsky.social @mrgoldenchocobo.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

Apr 2023: "I still can't get over my hatred of anti-maskers. How does one forgive diving head-first into the conspiracy rabbit hole rather than be mildly inconvenienced to make the people around you just a little safer?

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mrgoldenchocobo.bsky.social @mrgoldenchocobo.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

Immediately followed by "Nevermind, just a fluke. Still some gibberish name weak mental every third game encouraging suicides because the first gank of the game didn't go their way. When are you going to actually address smurfing #RiotGames?"

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mrgoldenchocobo.bsky.social @mrgoldenchocobo.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

Jan 2023: "Credit where credit is due: I have seen a slight reduction in toxic behavior since the "instant mute during match" update went live. Not sure why that would really help but it feels like it did. #LeagueOfLegends"

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mrgoldenchocobo.bsky.social @mrgoldenchocobo.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

The previous tweets were not about Twitter in specific, but about #ProfessionalCowardice in general. If you're old enough to be in the workforce you 100% already know someone this applies to."

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mrgoldenchocobo.bsky.social @mrgoldenchocobo.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

The minute you start designing things to avoid the possibility of being held accountable you already know you've become corrupted.

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mrgoldenchocobo.bsky.social @mrgoldenchocobo.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

Dec 2022: "Imagine ordering shadowbans built into your service. 'Yeah I want to be able to ban people, but in a way that's specifically designed to make it impossible to hold me accountable if I screw up'.

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mrgoldenchocobo.bsky.social @mrgoldenchocobo.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

Nov 2022: "The same people that demanded since the dawn of history that we accommodate their imaginary friend's wishes and live our lives by His rules are now claiming that it's a disservice to trans folks to 'accommodate their delusions' by using their preferred pronouns."

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mrgoldenchocobo.bsky.social @mrgoldenchocobo.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

And then they watch literal footage of people pepper-spraying, beating, and crushing cops trying to overwhelm the capitol defences and be like 'Those are just patriots exercising their First Amendment rights!' Two entirely different standards of evidence."

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mrgoldenchocobo.bsky.social @mrgoldenchocobo.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

Oct 2022: "Republicans be like 'So what those cops beat and pepper-sprayed people for protesting? The newspaper printed a quote from the Mayor/Police Chief that claimed the riot squad was getting rocks thrown at them. That's good enough for me!'

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mrgoldenchocobo.bsky.social @mrgoldenchocobo.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

Oct 2022: "*Pulls up keyboard on phone* *types on PC keyboard instead* Brain..."

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mrgoldenchocobo.bsky.social @mrgoldenchocobo.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

It pisses me off that #Riotgames permits people to make @LeagueOfLegends a 60 second game instead of a 15 minute one just because they're too ADHD to play the game they queued up for."

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mrgoldenchocobo.bsky.social @mrgoldenchocobo.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

Thing is, even IF his bet paid off, NOBODY would get to play the game they queued up for. It'd be over at 60 seconds for the other team instead of ours.

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mrgoldenchocobo.bsky.social @mrgoldenchocobo.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

It'd be different if we'd discussed the plan to invade beforehand. But nah, ADC just decided he was going to bet the entire match on us ALL agreeing to follow him and not getting outplayed in the first 60 seconds.

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mrgoldenchocobo.bsky.social @mrgoldenchocobo.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

Oct 2022: "Can we have a rule against invading yet #Riotgames? Game starts, ADC pings the enemy's bush and starts running. We did not discuss this. 30 seconds later we're down two points before the game even starts, and our midlaner has half his health left.

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mrgoldenchocobo.bsky.social @mrgoldenchocobo.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

Would @riotgames very much mind actually making it difficult to create alt accounts so garbage human beings like him aren't back on the rift playing more matches 5 minutes after they finally get banned?"

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