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@mrfuzzypaws.bsky.social
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Professional Cat Sitter You'll probably see some offensive Animal Crossing screenshots. I am not sorry about that. -Take the ALT text, too -No chronic reposters, Please. 10 reposts in 2 minutes is not interesting. I said Please -Cam Girls will be blocked

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Steven @mrfuzzypaws.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Better yet.
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Steven @mrfuzzypaws.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
White text in all caps on a black background. "WHEN HE DIES WE'LL BE TOLD TO BE RESPECTFUL. NOT A F*CKING CHANCE."
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Steven @mrfuzzypaws.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Fatty Fatty Fuck Fuck acting like Fatty Fatty Fuck Fuck.
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Steven @mrfuzzypaws.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Got Any Weed?
My player character from Animal Crossing: New Horizons. He is wearing a dirty tank top, no pants just underwear, a cast on one foot, and a pirate hat made of newspaper. There is some garbage laying about and a shopping cart. He is sitting next to a sign in an easel that says, "Got Any Weed?"
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Steven @mrfuzzypaws.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A Pokémon, Smeargle, posing in front of a Pokémon GO Gym:

Unnamed Soldiers of the War of 1912 Monument

Dedicated on Independence Day in 1896, this bronze plaque on grey granite boulder monument that is located between two willow trees reads: “To the memory of unnamed soldiers of the War of 1812 who died of camp disease and were buried here.” The monument is part of the City of Buffalo Collection of Public Art.
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Steven @mrfuzzypaws.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
By letting Fatty Fatty F*ck F*ck wipe his diapered ass with it.
Trending on Bluesky: 1. US marks Constitution Day
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Steven @mrfuzzypaws.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Hawaiian pizza made with Spam.
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Steven @mrfuzzypaws.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Even the guy that forgave Darth Vader for killing his father can't forgive Fatty Fatty Fuck Fuck for being a walking pile of tapeworm shit.
White text in all caps on a black background. "WHEN HE DIES WE'LL BE TOLD TO BE RESPECTFUL.

NOT A F*CKING CHANCE."
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Steven @mrfuzzypaws.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Damn you, Jesus!
Charles Darwin
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Steven @mrfuzzypaws.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Steven @mrfuzzypaws.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
96% humidity in Buffalo, New York August 31, 2026 at 6:45AM. The dew point is 65° fahrenheit.
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Steven @mrfuzzypaws.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
This fucking bullshit spot for the appraisal button has GOT TO FUCKING GO. It's been in the menu for 10 fucking years. Keep it there. #pokemongo #fuckscopely
It's fucking bullshit.
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Steven @mrfuzzypaws.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I've changed his name to Fatty Fatty Fuck Fuck. Keep on keeping on.
Fatty Fatty Fuck Fuck being a fucking baby.
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Steven @mrfuzzypaws.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I still have it. The only one I have, and coincidentally it survived a flood. @tmbg.bsky.social
They Might Be Giants - Flood compact disc.
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Steven @mrfuzzypaws.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
WEBR radio parked in a handicapped parking spot at M&T, Delaware and Hertel.
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Steven @mrfuzzypaws.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Posted by the fat fuck himself. -take the text
Post from Fatty Fatty F*ck F*ck's website for pedophiles: Fatty Fatty Fuck Fuck sitting in a golf cart with some other old white fat fuck. Fatty Fatty F*ck F*ck is wearing a "USA" hat and a white polo shirt that has "Fatty Fatty Fuck Fuck - Kid Fucker" embroidered on the front.
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Steven @mrfuzzypaws.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
The bus stop advertisement poster for Buffalo State, on the Buffalo State campus, was not taken on the Buffalo State campus. No water feature like that on campus.
Bus stop poster for Buffalo State. The poster shows some young adults relaxing by a low wall next to a body of water.Satellite view of Buffalo State and the surrounding area. A large rectangle encloses most of the campus. A yellow star well outside the campus border where the picture was most likely taken.
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Steven @mrfuzzypaws.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Fatty Fatty Fuck Fuck acting like a child in the seat of a semi-truck at a Touch A Truck event.
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Steven @mrfuzzypaws.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Means nothing.
A standee of the box art from Super Mario World. The claimed ESRB rating is "T for Teen: Blood, Violence, Suggestive Themes, Language, Crude Humor"
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Steven @mrfuzzypaws.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
A picture from inside a car traveling down the highway. A programable sign above the highway reads, "TORNADO WATCH IN EFFECT STAY ALERT". Below the sign, apparently in the distance, added text reads, "WELCOME TO FARK"
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Steven @mrfuzzypaws.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
A children's book cover: A Little Golden Dream, The Little Blood Clot __ That Could, by Noah Kings. 

The cover features a large blood vessel with scattered red blood cells. A happy blood clot reminiscent of a meatball reaches toward its future.
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Steven @mrfuzzypaws.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Mario goes rogue.
A standee of the box art from Super Mario World. The claimed ESRB rating is "T for Teen: Blood, Violence, Suggestive Themes, Language, Crude Humor"
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Steven @mrfuzzypaws.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
ALT Text added...
With a second outbreak of cyclospora spreading across the US, here's a handy list of some grocery products using Taylor Farms lettuce:

WALMART - Marketside
ALDI - Little Salad Bar, Simply Nature
TRADER JOE - store brand
PUBLIX - Green Wise
SAFEWAY - O Organic Signature
KROGERS - Simple Truth
WHOLE FOODS - 365
COSTCO - Taylor Salad Kits
TARGET - Good & Gather
H-E-B - store brand

And don't forget about Taylor lettuce at all these fast food spots:

McDonald's
Burger King
Subway Chipotle
Olive Garden
KFC
Pizza Hut
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Steven @mrfuzzypaws.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
There really are submarines in the Great Lakes. One right downtown at the Naval Park.
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Steven @mrfuzzypaws.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
No placard, no plate. Parking in a disabled spot. Elmwood Tops location. NY LWV 9092
A very large pick up truck parked in a disabled parking spot. The back of the truck is sticking into the driving lane about four feet.
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Steven @mrfuzzypaws.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
@news4buffalo.bsky.social Do not water the sidewalk. PEOPLE WALK THERE.
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Steven @mrfuzzypaws.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
On the counter of a local Dollar Tree store. There in a package of Cup Noodles, a stack of a free newsletter the Buffalo Rocket (Buffalo, New York), some unidentifiable candies, and a black fan that has "DO NOT TOUCH JEN'S" written on it in whiteout. The lettering of the word JEN'S at first impression looks like it says "JEWS." So at first glace it looks like it says 'Do not touch Jews.'
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Steven @mrfuzzypaws.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Cat Tax
A small gray cat on a bed with nothing but gray bedding. In the background is an owl decoy wearing a trilby hat, and a bowler's type shirt with the silhouettes of cats on it.
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Steven @mrfuzzypaws.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Buffalo, New York. July 15, 2026 @ 1PM Expand it so you can see the Sun.
The orangrey sky in Buffalo, New York July 15, 2026 at 1PM. Caused by wildfires. A frame highlights where the barely visible Sun is.
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Steven @mrfuzzypaws.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
White text in all caps on a black background. "WHEN HE DIES WE'LL BE TOLD TO BE RESPECTFUL.

NOT A F*CKING CHANCE."
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Steven @mrfuzzypaws.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
email 5000 for a show I have tickets to. @joshjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social I've had tickets since I was able to buy them. Please stop. I don't want to unsubscribe in case something like the ticketing system at the venue changes. Oh. The ticketing system at the venue changed. Well I'll be.
Hi Friends,

Toronto is in 2 weeks. There are very few tickets left for Saturday and Sunday. If you didn’t grab your seats yet now’s your chance.

SATURDAY 5PM CLICK HERE ( -100 tickets left)

SUNDAY 5PM CLICK HERE ( -300 tickets left)

This is a brand new tour and I cannot wait to bring Comedy Band Camp to you. We have been building something special, and I am excited for you to experience it live.

There are a lot of you on this list, so tickets will move quickly.

We also heard your requests for merch, and for the first time we’re introducing a limited number of Comedy Band Camp VIP Merch Bundles in select cities. Each bundle includes exclusive tour only items and special perks unavailable at the regular merch table. Quantities are limited in every city.

See you at Comedy Band Camp.

Josh

*To purchase ADA seats, please contact the box office directly.*
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Steven @mrfuzzypaws.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Image marco of Grumpy Cat. "GOOD"
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Steven @mrfuzzypaws.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Take the ALT text, too.
Social media post from James V. "More people have been arrested for touching peeling paint than for touching kids on Epstein Island."
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Steven @mrfuzzypaws.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
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Steven @mrfuzzypaws.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I do not have the childhood nostalgia that many of you have. My son, though. He learned to count, and some basic addition/subtraction, playing Banjo--Kazooie. "How many Mumbo heads do you need now?"
My then 4 year old son pretending to play a Nintendo 64 game. The controller is not plugged in.
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Steven @mrfuzzypaws.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Dearest Nintendo, I'd love to use my points but since the total limit of items I can get is now one (1) each instead of the previous four (4) I guess you'll have to add more shit for me to order. Or revert the limit. Your choice. Yours, -Fuzzypaws
From a Nintendo email informing me I have My Nintendo point to use.
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Steven @mrfuzzypaws.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Fucking [redacted]. Even calling him names is an insult to whatever names those may be.
Fatty Fatty F*ck F*ck begging surrender to Iran for the cost of three hundred billion united states dollars.
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Steven @mrfuzzypaws.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
So it takes three posts to become trending on Bluesky. Man, what evil could someone with no life could make with that info.
A screenshot from Bluesky's trending page. The lead being about Gavin Newsom.

There are three posts about Gavin Newsom.
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Steven @mrfuzzypaws.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
This is how websites "value your privacy." When you get those stupid cookie pop-ups don't just jam on accept all. Look at the shit they they want to know about you. Fucking absurd.
The cookie acceptance dialog on the website ploice1.com.

Your Data. Your Choice.

The listed categories for the toggles are, "Racial or Ethnic Origin", Religious or Philosophical Beliefs", "Sexuality, Sex Life or Sexual Orientation", "Union Membership."
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Steven @mrfuzzypaws.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Someone threw out their couch.
Part of a gray sectional couch set out to the curb for garbage pick up. On the couch is a CVS brand bottle of personal lubricant.
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Steven @mrfuzzypaws.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Ok, Barbra.
Fox host admits Fatty Fatty F*ck F*ck naps in meetings – but begs viewers to 'please stop' highlighting it
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Steven @mrfuzzypaws.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Link stabbing Ganon in the head at the end of Wind Waker.
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Steven @mrfuzzypaws.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Link stabs Ganon is the head a lot.
Link stabbing dragon for Ganon in the head at the end of Tears of the Kingdom.
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Steven @mrfuzzypaws.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
This thing is fucking broke.
a bluesky post
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Steven @mrfuzzypaws.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Be sure to scroll a bit more.
Angelica holding Tommy and Chuckie's head in her hands.
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Steven @mrfuzzypaws.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Yeah. Fuck you too, YouTube. Fucking assholes.
Hi mrfuzzypaws,

 
It looks like FUCK SHORTS may not be appropriate for younger audiences under our Community Guidelines.

 
We placed an age restriction on it.
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Steven @mrfuzzypaws.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
I rebooted @fark.com
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Steven @mrfuzzypaws.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
You'd think Eject and Erase would be a bit father apart. I know it'd ask if I was sure, but still.
The context menu from my TimeMachine back-up disk. The first item is "Open", the next two are "Eject 'TimeMachine'" then "Erase Disk..."
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Steven @mrfuzzypaws.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Drew fucking a free lunch.
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