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Mr Funbles' Sunday Portal @mrfunbles.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Mr Funbles loves logging on to BlueSky and finding out if the sky is blue. Today the sky is somewhat blue.
White cloud with a zig zag down the middle of the picture, revealing blue sky.
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Mr Funbles' Sunday Portal @mrfunbles.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
POV: You are An Actor and it's Shakespeare's Birthday... (This actor has a serious opinion about the silliness of Shakespeare.)
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Mr Funbles' Sunday Portal @mrfunbles.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Relatable?
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Mr Funbles' Sunday Portal @mrfunbles.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
One of our Funbles' history experts came across this anonymous poem, recorded c.1300s, that seems to be a rallying cry for Fools & Foolish people to indulge in foolish activities on April Fools' Day. What Foollery are you up to today?! 🐌🎈
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Mr Funbles' Sunday Portal @mrfunbles.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Who was St April of Fools?! Luckily this olde obscure infographic has some inconsequential factoids, most notably including this image which contains a Funbles-esque balloon poking out from behind a plant...
an image of Medieval provenance of a jester figure with an orange pointy-eared hat holding an ominously curving jester's bauble, looking up towards a flower behind which a Funbles' balloon can be seen poking out.  Obscure text reads "a fool". an erratically formatted infographic: 

Saint April was made as the patron saint 'for the humourous and the radius' by the Holy Father Pope Boneyface II of Ostrogoth. 

The appointment of Sait April was a rare case which 'crossed party lines',  as the antipope* of the time - Pope Boneyface II the Ostrogoth (530-532) actually made friends with his nemesis antipope Dioscorus and they agreed to make Saint April the April Saint in April 431! 

Saint April lived at an unknown time in an undisclosed location, but was often spotted in the early 400s AD (after Chris) in the region of Bithynia, near modern-day Latvia. 

*antipopes are bishops who appoint themselves as rivals to the pope (see the Wikipedia page on 'antipapas')

An arrow pointing towards the foolish image.
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Mr Funbles' Sunday Portal @mrfunbles.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Who's this weird lil guy? 🐌🎈 They must be coming out to prepare for Fools' Day next week! Are we all excited??! #aprilfools #weirdmedievalguys
 Medieval marginalia-esque drawing of a weird medieval guy, who is a face sticking out from a large orange snail shell. They have a yellow jester's hood with pointed ears and a swirly top. Their teeth are gritted, holding the tail of an orange Funbles' balloon. The shell is perched on a green stem, with some purple star flowers blooming behind them.
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Mr Funbles' Sunday Portal @mrfunbles.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Follow the dice and you will be following some dice - nice. Funbles thanks their trusted ally Stan Doubt for divulging this exemplary snippet of their indefatigable strategy.
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Mr Funbles' Sunday Portal @mrfunbles.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Every day, Funbles logs into Bluesky and asks whether or not the sky is blue. Today is no exception. The sky is not blue.
Grey cloudy sky. The tip of a tree at very bottom left of the frame.
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Mr Funbles' Sunday Portal @mrfunbles.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Funbles understands the profound importance of using the BlueSky platform as intended: to report each day on whether or not the sky is blue. Today, the sky is not blue.
Dark clouded sky over a moor.
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Mr Funbles' Sunday Portal @mrfunbles.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
An Indefinitive History of Funbles' ~ ???? Funbles' seasoned Viking associate, Stan Doubt, a frequenter of archeological time teams, pointed us in the direction of this intriguing discovery, suggestive of Funbles' presence there at somepoint:
Image description: Line drawing of a map, in the style of something found in 1970s academic journals. A collection of rocks, each numbered from a1 - a15, are arranged in a rough circle, with a four coming off in a line from the top. The rocks are located within a roundish earthwork mound. There's a small box, labelled b, a little to the right of the circle. The map is outlined with a dotted line, with 3.7 along the right and 24.76 along a top section. A striped indicator of scale from 0 - 10 is at the bottom. The image is labelled in handwriting, "SITE OF PRESENT DAY STRUCTURE". Text: "Excerpt from contemporaneous records for dig behind a current day drama school in Hull. Diagram shows a hengiform structure with related hoard. Nature of hoard and hengiform classification of stone circle both questioned. Hoard was shallow burial (approx 3’6”) of wooden box (dimensions unclear), containing traces of natural rubber and remains of plied cotton cording. Likely a ceremonial object. Carbon dating of wood in box structure places piece at approx 1500 BCE." is underneath the map, in a typewritten font
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Mr Funbles' Sunday Portal @mrfunbles.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Funbles' esteemed cooking witch Cheff Shefff showed the audience how to make pancakes LIVE at Mr Funbles' Sunday Portal at the Cumberland Arms last year. Here are the important highlights for you to follow this PANCAKE DAY or whenever you want to make pancakes.
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Mr Funbles' Sunday Portal @mrfunbles.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
A brief diversion from Funbles' regular Bluesky musings to bring you this trendy GenZ lifestyle advice that is bemusing them... What do you think? Would you pet a sourdough starter? Or do you prefer to pet a regular pet pet?
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Mr Funbles' Sunday Portal @mrfunbles.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
BLUE SKY ROUND UP. Every day, Funbles logs into Bluesky and asks whether or not the sky is blue. The last four days are no exception(s). The sky was not blue, not blue, blue, and blue!
Cloudy sky over hazy trees in the distance, with a clearer sight of a closer branch poking in at the top left.A completely grey sky.Spots of cloud in the otherwise blue sky, with twentieth century Glasgow tenement buildings visible.A bright blue sky with some clouds dotted.
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Mr Funbles' Sunday Portal @mrfunbles.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Every day, Funbles logs into Bluesky and asks whether or not the sky is blue. Today is no exception. As though invariably, today the sky is not blue.
Cloudy sky and the tops of Newcastle city centre buildings.
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Mr Funbles' Sunday Portal @mrfunbles.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Every day, Funbles logs into Bluesky and asks whether or not the sky is blue. Today is no exception. Today the sky is not blue.
Photograph of cloud in the sky, with a TV aerial topped by a pigeon in the foreground.
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Mr Funbles' Sunday Portal @mrfunbles.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Every day without exception, Funbles logs into Bluesky and asks whether or not the sky is blue. Today the sky is not blue.
Photograph looking upward to show blanket cloud in the sky.
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Mr Funbles' Sunday Portal @mrfunbles.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Help improve Funbles' fulfilment of providing laughter and jollity to you good folks by filling in our feedback form - forms.gle/H5FhbYCfWXja.... Any and all responses are greatly appreciated!
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Mr Funbles' Sunday Portal @mrfunbles.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Every day, Funbles logs into Bluesky and asks whether or not the sky is blue. Today is no exception. Today the sky is not blue.
Grey, clouded sky with the tops of Victorian stone buildings to the bottom of the frame.
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Mr Funbles' Sunday Portal @mrfunbles.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Every day, Funbles logs into Bluesky and asks whether or not the sky is blue. Today is no exception. Today the sky is not blue.
A photograph of the sky above, completely grey with cloud. The edge of a roof visible to the right of the frame.
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Mr Funbles' Sunday Portal @mrfunbles.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Every day Funbles likes to take to Bluesky to ask, is the sky blue? Today is no exception. Today, some of the sky is blue but some is not.
Blue sky with lots of clouds, above a street with parked cars.A different photograph showing blanket grey clouds.
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Mr Funbles' Sunday Portal @mrfunbles.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Every day, Funbles logs into Bluesky and asks whether or not the sky is blue. Today is no exception. Today the sky is partly blue.
A portrait-oriented photograph of the sky, blue but with around 60% covered in white cloud.
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Mr Funbles' Sunday Portal @mrfunbles.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Every day, Funbles logs into Bluesky and asks whether or not the sky is blue. Today is no exception. Today the sky is not blue.
Photograph of fully clouded-over grey sky, with the tops of several trees without any leaves.
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Mr Funbles' Sunday Portal @mrfunbles.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Featuring Jo Feijó as the Christmas Tree Star, and many thanks and appreciation to THE DELTA QUADRANT for her proactive assistance removing the Star from the Stage. From Mr Funbles' Vaguely Festive Miracle(ish) at @alphabettitheatre.bsky.social last December
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Mr Funbles' Sunday Portal @mrfunbles.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Keep watching, you never know what you might! (withjinglebellson) You can come and watch Mr Funbles at @alphabettitheatre.bsky.social on Saturday 6th December. Doors at 7.15pm for the pre-show experience. Pay what you feel tickets!
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Mr Funbles' Sunday Portal @mrfunbles.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Open your advert calendar and start your December with Mr Funbles’ Sunday Portal! It’s 19 days until Christmas, 15 days until Solstice, and Saturday 6th December is the day to bring joyful skepticism to your festive malaise. www.ticketsource.co.uk/alphabetti-t...
A poster with a collage-y feel. 
Text reads: Mr Funbles' Sunday Portal: A Vaguely Festive Miracle(ish). Variety show. Alternative comedy. Saturday 6th December. Alphabetti Theatre, NE1 4HF. 7.30pm. Doors & Pre-show experience from 7.15pm. Pay What You Feel. A QR code, above "scan for tickies"

 An odd sort of sleigh made up of an orange rollerskate with a Celtic swirl over it is being pulled by some pink stick-friends with flamingo heads. There are many oddly green sleighbells attached around them. 

They're flying over the Mr Funbles' balloon, which is obscured by snow, text and the same green jingle bells wound round its middle. A Yule Log is popping up at the bottom of the poster. 

The portal is behind this, and the background is a dark blue night sky with sparkling stars, some of which look like balloons.
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Mr Funbles' Sunday Portal @mrfunbles.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Happy Friday 🤝🙌🤝 We Have Good News!! Mr Funbles' Sunday Portal will be showing a show during Newcastle Fringe Festival !! Hosted at the Most Delightful 👌 @thecumberlandarms.bsky.social This is Occurrring on Thursday 24th of JULY at 6PM (((((((w er 'e Ex c i t ed )))})))))
A collagey image. In fact, funky yellow text in the foreground reads "PROMOTIONAL IMAGE". Behind this is a composite image of the Geordie Gremlin, Mr Funbles' balloon, The Portal Engineer (white, androgynous/femme person with pigtails, a red nose and dungarees) and the Portal Technician (white, with glasses, a yellow beanie and orange dungarees and flowing check shirt). They are all leaning a bit to the right. Except the Geordie Gremlin who is brushing one of their big green and pink ears. Behind them is the Sunday Portal - glowing white with hints of pastel green and purple. The Mr Funbles' Sunday Portal logo is in the top right, the Newcastle Fringe Festival logo is in the bottom left. Text reads "Thursday 24th July, 6pm, The Cumberland Arms, NE6 1LD". Beside this is a QR code above which funky yellow text reads "WAHOO, TICKETS!"
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Mr Funbles' Sunday Portal @mrfunbles.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Is this an advertisement for Mr Funbles' Sunday Portal? Saturday 26th April 2025 🎈 @alphabettitheatre.bsky.social warm up from 7pm(ish) No balloons #mrfunbles #varietyshow #teaser #varietycomedy #newcastlecomedy #clownballoon #queer #queercomedy #tashhag #hashtag #tyneandwearmetro #newmetro
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Mr Funbles' Sunday Portal @mrfunbles.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Get a 🎈 FREE SPOON! 🎈for FREE! #mrfunbles #mrfunblessundayportal #clown #comedy #sketchcomedy #forreeltho #freespoon #hashtag #tashhag #queer #queercomedy #spoooooons
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Mr Funbles' Sunday Portal @mrfunbles.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Eyes emoji eyes emoji "New Regulars" Balloon emoji EXCITING STUFF
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Mr Funbles' Sunday Portal @mrfunbles.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
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Mr Funbles' Sunday Portal @mrfunbles.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Teaser?🎈
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