Thomas Foster @mrfoster.bsky.social · 01/01/2025One day I’ll stop using Google Slides to meme, that day is not today 000
Thomas Foster @mrfoster.bsky.social · 31/12/2024I locked in a 59 point lead in my fantasy league’s 3rd place matchup bc my opponent started two players that didn’t play 020
Thomas Foster @mrfoster.bsky.social · 27/12/2024This is Smiles, who used to live in Arkansas, but now lives in Texas. 010
Thomas Foster @mrfoster.bsky.social · 27/12/2024My joyful Oreo does not know the meaning of “dainty” 140
Thomas Foster @mrfoster.bsky.social · 20/12/2024I found an eleven pound baguette in this cat tree 040
Thomas Foster @mrfoster.bsky.social · 10/12/2024I’m starting to see ethanol free gas pop up at more Buc Ees locations, but it’s more expensive and seems to lead to more emissions. There HAS to be something I’m missing 020
Thomas Foster @mrfoster.bsky.social · 10/12/2024I told him I started Joe Burrow after he asked me who I had winning 💀 010
Thomas Foster @mrfoster.bsky.social · 08/12/2024I just checked the leaderboard for farthest distance in the Alto’s Odyssey mobile game, and in its six year history, only one player has ever gone above a million meters, and their farthest distance is actually over two billion 💀 010
Thomas Foster @mrfoster.bsky.social · 03/12/2024The ship has holes in it, but it hasn't sank yet. These are the teams I'm rooting for to give the Cowboys the best chances of a playoff berth, and the teams I think will actually win this week. 010
