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Mrfitzyfitz

@mrfitzyfitz.bsky.social
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Former MTG content creator. Opinions about lots of things and are my own and do not reflect the opinions or strategies of my employer. Unban Emrakul the Aeons Torn. Ace 🏳️‍🌈 he/him

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Mrfitzyfitz @mrfitzyfitz.bsky.social · 8h
I dont really listen to hardcore like I did at all but I learned of this band this week and shit got me moshing in my kitchen like im fuckin 17 again
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Mrfitzyfitz @mrfitzyfitz.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Felt cute in my new flannel shirt wont delete later cause I want validation from the internet to inflate my ego and self worth
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Mrfitzyfitz @mrfitzyfitz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I think im starting to grow on them
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Mrfitzyfitz @mrfitzyfitz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Cast these all in my mono green tron deck in a game i played on lexicon last weekend and it was fuckin near like ripping rails of cocaine again
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Mrfitzyfitz @mrfitzyfitz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Go Shorks!
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Mrfitzyfitz @mrfitzyfitz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Kitties
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Mrfitzyfitz @mrfitzyfitz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Fuckin nerds
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Mrfitzyfitz @mrfitzyfitz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The 2 furry shit disturbers i made prisoners in my place are 13 weeks now and noticeably bigger
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Mrfitzyfitz @mrfitzyfitz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Played my 1st game with these guys as the commander for my mono green eldrazi tron list and they went as h.a.m as I hoped they would. Im in love
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Mrfitzyfitz @mrfitzyfitz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Cute little assholes
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Mrfitzyfitz @mrfitzyfitz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
When was the last time you saw either of these bad boys sneak attacked out or had it cast without paying its mana cost?
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Mrfitzyfitz @mrfitzyfitz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Mrfitzyfitz @mrfitzyfitz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I wanna brew a deck with 30 of these so fuckin bad
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Mrfitzyfitz @mrfitzyfitz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Mrfitzyfitz @mrfitzyfitz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
6 mana is a lot but ive learned sometimes you just need 1 more Marit Lage
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Mrfitzyfitz @mrfitzyfitz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
How your email finds me
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Mrfitzyfitz @mrfitzyfitz.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Mrfitzyfitz @mrfitzyfitz.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Got Princess Bologna ashes from the vet today and it came with some paw prints and a nice letter
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Mrfitzyfitz @mrfitzyfitz.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Ive got kitties on the mind
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Mrfitzyfitz @mrfitzyfitz.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I think we can unban Prime Time now
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Mrfitzyfitz @mrfitzyfitz.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Mrfitzyfitz @mrfitzyfitz.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Fuckin cute idiots
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Mrfitzyfitz @mrfitzyfitz.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Mrfitzyfitz @mrfitzyfitz.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Mrfitzyfitz @mrfitzyfitz.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Mrfitzyfitz @mrfitzyfitz.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I present Rengar in the black and grey and Cu Chulainn in the orange and white
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Mrfitzyfitz @mrfitzyfitz.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Couple cards I play a lot that a person could argue change the games they show up in
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Mrfitzyfitz @mrfitzyfitz.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
My vanity card
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Mrfitzyfitz @mrfitzyfitz.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Legit thought this beauty that I got from @benjithebrewer.bsky.social was lost to the ages. At least one good thing happened this week
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Mrfitzyfitz @mrfitzyfitz.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Last after work cuddle at the table
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Mrfitzyfitz @mrfitzyfitz.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Been running him since the day he came out and I rarely felt behind in terms of power to the Pants lizards or dino Jesus pilots of the world
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Mrfitzyfitz @mrfitzyfitz.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Was thinking at work tonight about what im gonna do as a bologna memorial tattoo and I think I found it
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Mrfitzyfitz @mrfitzyfitz.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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Mrfitzyfitz @mrfitzyfitz.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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Mrfitzyfitz @mrfitzyfitz.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Came home from night shift to a gift my sister left me. A framed picture of Bologna, a bunch of junk food and shorts of my favorite Death Metal band Archspire
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Mrfitzyfitz @mrfitzyfitz.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Had a thought while on a walk this afternoon about a future Bologna memorial deck where the only other creature is Queza since she was always scared of other animals and most people other than me
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Mrfitzyfitz @mrfitzyfitz.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Ive seen a lot of talk over this week about how the top 10 commanders on edhrec are busted bad game design and commander is slowly going downhill. My counter point anecdote is my friends always try and blow up my Tolsimir right away after I cast him from the zone so I think we will be alright
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Mrfitzyfitz @mrfitzyfitz.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Time to celebrate 11 months since I quit drinking with one of these ice cold beauties after work
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Mrfitzyfitz @mrfitzyfitz.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Got asked for id to buy rolling papers after work. Nice to know buddy thought looking like this om under 30
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Mrfitzyfitz @mrfitzyfitz.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Fuckin banger card for us doran/felothar sickos
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Mrfitzyfitz @mrfitzyfitz.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Both his plus abilities are such a shit kicking for your opponents. Really captures nicky B vibe
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Mrfitzyfitz @mrfitzyfitz.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
@moderatelymtg.bsky.social check this out when you get a chance
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Mrfitzyfitz @mrfitzyfitz.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
This tech death Tuesday i present for yall the new Psycroptic album
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Mrfitzyfitz @mrfitzyfitz.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
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Mrfitzyfitz @mrfitzyfitz.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Boom
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Mrfitzyfitz @mrfitzyfitz.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Suns out guns out baybee!
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Mrfitzyfitz @mrfitzyfitz.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Todays tech death Tuesday selection for your listening enjoyment
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Mrfitzyfitz @mrfitzyfitz.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Bologna is my cat
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Mrfitzyfitz @mrfitzyfitz.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
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Mrfitzyfitz @mrfitzyfitz.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Bologna is my cat
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