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mrFilthyOnion

@mrfilthyonion.bsky.social
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Exactly the kind of person who's still smiling at dogs and never with their owners.

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mrFilthyOnion @mrfilthyonion.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
perhaps the difference between cultural optimism and cultural pessimism is reflected by the use of the words 'renaissence' and 'collapse', respectively.
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mrFilthyOnion @mrfilthyonion.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
funny: someone AI generating 'a day in the life of' cartoon for one of the roles where I work. irrelevant to the main message but incidental to the vagaries of AI, protagonist is femme. we have no femmes in that role.
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mrFilthyOnion @mrfilthyonion.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
in the attic somewhere there's a portrait of me getting happier
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mrFilthyOnion @mrfilthyonion.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
it's for the best that 'mlm' now divides attention between men-loving-men and multi-level marketing. the revelation of a google search must send some young folks down the fanfic path instead of the doterra one.
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mrFilthyOnion @mrfilthyonion.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Every weekend, I torture my liver as birds peck at Prometheus, that I may bring fire back to work on Mondays. It's a totally healthy working relationship I swear
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mrFilthyOnion @mrfilthyonion.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
my favourite hobby at work is complimenting people who call others out for logging into slack on a day off.
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mrFilthyOnion @mrfilthyonion.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
sometimes I think about all of the horses that won't drink and all of the horses that are being drowned and all of the horses drinking and then i remember the horse in the ring who jumped off the boat. maybe the only free horse
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mrFilthyOnion @mrfilthyonion.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
the peaceful absurdity of cats who enjoy sleeping in the carriers
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mrFilthyOnion @mrfilthyonion.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
taking a shit on every stair on a stop, ideally one long rat snake serpentine thing. stepstool
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mrFilthyOnion @mrfilthyonion.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
how mad would people be if we contemporized and started calling him the Alpha Minister?
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mrFilthyOnion @mrfilthyonion.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
got nostalgic, looked up an ancient friend I've lost touch with, he's beautiful and incandescent all is well and in season
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mrFilthyOnion @mrfilthyonion.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
it's hard to be mad at cancer, when cancer is her
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mrFilthyOnion @mrfilthyonion.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
i wonder who 7-11 considers their pizza competitors
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mrFilthyOnion @mrfilthyonion.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
being a consummate professional communicator is really just framing questions non-accusatorily and following them up with what your senses tell you about the problem. 'Is that the intended red for this room? I see that the other rooms are a different type of red.'
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mrFilthyOnion @mrfilthyonion.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
the range of halloween thrillers crossing my FYP makes me think there's a heavy AI hand in at least half of them
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mrFilthyOnion @mrfilthyonion.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
regarding the concussion rates of professional sportspeople, bowling and darts must be quite low, right?
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mrFilthyOnion @mrfilthyonion.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
damn they managed to get staples employees into bodycams faster than most cops
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mrFilthyOnion @mrfilthyonion.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
getting to the picture section of a thicc science book is like a reward
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mrFilthyOnion @mrfilthyonion.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Human priorities in action: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aging_i... A standalone article on aging in cats, probably because so many people seek reassurance about their aging cats in information.
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mrFilthyOnion @mrfilthyonion.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
nipples as a pain twist tab once you pop you just can't stop
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mrFilthyOnion @mrfilthyonion.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
love documentation, new or remixed
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mrFilthyOnion @mrfilthyonion.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
One of the best parts of having a lesbian sister is the simplicity of saying my nibling 'gets it from her mom' in front of them without specifying which mom and letting them sort it out. Never stop bullying your siblings.
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mrFilthyOnion @mrfilthyonion.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Mid level subway strategy is choosing to stand on the platform where you will get off the train. Expert level subway starts is choosing to stand as a factor of both that and where the most people will be getting off on the station you will be getting on.
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mrFilthyOnion @mrfilthyonion.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Haven't eaten meat in almost fifteen years and still nothing gets me fired up quite like the smell of hot wings
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mrFilthyOnion @mrfilthyonion.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Pitch - the aughts and the have naughts. Pre-y2k and post respectively
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mrFilthyOnion @mrfilthyonion.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
motion to rename it to 'simmer' if the temperatures stay like this
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mrFilthyOnion @mrfilthyonion.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Goya's Saturn Devouring His Son, but to the tune of Gotye's Somebody I Used to Know.
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mrFilthyOnion @mrfilthyonion.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Why does the one in the double breasted jacket, the largest sports announcer, not simply eat the others in single breasted jackets?
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mrFilthyOnion @mrfilthyonion.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
It's easy to he the class clown when you're already wearing the makeup
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mrFilthyOnion @mrfilthyonion.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
A pooltergeist, that struts around in the tiniest bikinis whapping you with pool noodles when the pool's chemical balance moves outside of metric
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mrFilthyOnion @mrfilthyonion.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
love toronto's summer palette. rich warm greens and waxy yellows and acrid blues and smoggy purple-grey
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mrFilthyOnion @mrfilthyonion.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
it's gotta be intellectually dishonest and politically lazy to reference Jack Layton any time the NDP come up at this point
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mrFilthyOnion @mrfilthyonion.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
No its ours polaire, not yours polaire, comrade
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mrFilthyOnion @mrfilthyonion.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
like most adults adults, i am periodically mandated to do research the consequences of eating nothing but junk food for a day results continue to indicate poor health outcomes please stamp my report, we'll check back in on this experiment in six months
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mrFilthyOnion @mrfilthyonion.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
'unleash' and 'powered' are basically red flags in word form
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mrFilthyOnion @mrfilthyonion.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
what do you mean i'm getting hour long ads though
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mrFilthyOnion @mrfilthyonion.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
smiling through the pain of having forgotten to say 'no mayo, please'
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mrFilthyOnion @mrfilthyonion.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
the best worst thing about teams UIX is the 'raise hand' hand icon is right next to hte smiley 'react' icon, and at least once per day I see someone hit raise hand when they're going to clap react.
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mrFilthyOnion @mrfilthyonion.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I wonder how many other Canadians flinch a bit when they hear the word 'Polytechnic', and not because the schools themselves did anything wrong.
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mrFilthyOnion @mrfilthyonion.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Telling how many of those beard removal filters make dudes look dumpy with no obvious reason they would be.
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mrFilthyOnion @mrfilthyonion.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
microdosing cannibalism - chewing on lips, hangnails, nails, etc
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mrFilthyOnion @mrfilthyonion.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Oh to be the type of nepo baby whose mom makes pussy scented candles
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mrFilthyOnion @mrfilthyonion.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Cora's pizza persists, even where Subway failed to
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mrFilthyOnion @mrfilthyonion.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
None of the lapses are good huh? Relapse, lapse, delapse, prolapse, elapse, collapse.
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mrFilthyOnion @mrfilthyonion.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
consideration: people's refusal to go with twitter's rename to X contributing to people's willingness to remain on the clearly-fascist platform
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mrFilthyOnion @mrfilthyonion.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
friendly cats brushing up against emergency services legs while they look for signs of life
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mrFilthyOnion @mrfilthyonion.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
kinda bullshit there was an emergency in my first hour at work and i was able to fix it so i had to work first thing at work like damn
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mrFilthyOnion @mrfilthyonion.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
levelling up my corporate jargon by evolving it - enjoy the use of 'ecosystemic' in that peer review, pal
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mrFilthyOnion @mrfilthyonion.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Shocking that none of the Mortal Kombat games are subtitled Ultra. The algorithm would go off the chain.
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mrFilthyOnion @mrfilthyonion.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Bracing myself early for the 'may the 4th' jokes. May the Grimace not find me.
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