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Arty Farty

@mrfarty.bsky.social

311 followers 262 following 3.6K posts

Love: The Rise and Fall of Sanctuary Moon Hate: making eye contact, having conversations, socialising

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Arty Farty @mrfarty.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Amazon's "About me" is quite impressionable.

List of preferences including "regularly eats swan meat, wears chain mail, has tigerskin rugs throughout home, keeps a pet shark and has a pool bar on the roof"

Enjoys scuba diving, licensed to fly Boeing 747 aircraft etc.

Arty Farty @mrfarty.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

So they believe I'm a scuba diver, but can't accept the chocolate dildo collection. Typical.

Owns an extensive set of chocolate dildos.

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Enjoys scuba diving
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Arty Farty @mrfarty.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Yes, this is 💯 accurate. Except in every single detail.

Actively decorates and refreshes home interiors

Engages in outdoor gardening activities

Maintains indoor plant collection

Attends formal social events

Arty Farty @mrfarty.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Shades of Mr Gumby

Mr Gumby and friends

Arty Farty @mrfarty.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I remember this bit.

Usherette carrying drinks sideways

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Arty Farty @mrfarty.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

BREAKING: The Revolting Cocks will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran.

The Revolting Cocks aka RevCo

Arty Farty @mrfarty.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Apparently they've cast the new #JamesBond.

Mr Gumby off of Monty Python, saying "My brain hurts!"

Arty Farty @mrfarty.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Eating malt loaf and butter in Dolly Parton's memory. It's what she would have wanted.

Four loaves of Soreen malt loaf laid out one above another.

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Arty Farty @mrfarty.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

What's your sign?

Picture of Mr. Spock doing the Vulcan salute.

Text reads: "May the Force be With You"
— Dr. Who

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Arty Farty @mrfarty.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Made the mistake of trying to walk past Waterstones. Didn't work.

Charles Stross - The Atrocity Archives

Arty Farty @mrfarty.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

A horse, drawn in pencil. The rear half shows meticulous attention to detail, marking out the musculature of the hindquarters and the glossy coat.
The front half appears to have been drawn by a 5yo.

Arty Farty @mrfarty.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

“I will make a statement on my future in public life at 2pm”

Darth Vader pointing a finger at his daughter.

Arty Farty @mrfarty.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Old enough to recognise this as a data centre

Egyptian temple at Karnak covered in hieroglyphs

Arty Farty @mrfarty.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

Pick a Bond villain from the pictures you already have on your phone

Dr. Gurathin from Murderbot

Arty Farty @mrfarty.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

Pick a Bond from the photos you already have on your phone...

Mr Gumby from Monty Python

Arty Farty @mrfarty.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

Trump showing off his artistic prowess to a real king

A funny picture of a horse

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Arty Farty @mrfarty.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Daunsinge, yea verily!

Gru dancing to "You should be dancing, yeah"

Arty Farty @mrfarty.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

Of course they did

Creature with blue skin, a long tail, walking on all fours and a human head.

Arty Farty @mrfarty.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

If you see this, post something you saved because it's funny.

East Asian female tv presenter wearing a t-shirt that reads: Shut the Fuck Up

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Arty Farty @mrfarty.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

An old favourite

A woman is lying supine with her eyes closed on a slab marked Snow White. A man wearing a cloak is poised holding an air horn.

Arty Farty @mrfarty.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

What's the holdup with Artemis? Oh...

Still from Escape From the Planet of the Apes - three apes in spacesuits

Arty Farty @mrfarty.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

Lady wearing pink: They're the same picture.

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Arty Farty @mrfarty.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

Artemis II

Moon's haunted quote

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Arty Farty @mrfarty.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

How long until the space toilet packs in for good?

Howard Wolowitz from The Big Bang Theory: about ten flushes.

Arty Farty @mrfarty.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

"You shall not pass in front of Zendaya!"

Gandalf doing his "You shall not pass" bit.

Arty Farty @mrfarty.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

Europeans when asked to unblock the Strait of Hormuz

Barbie doll saying "I tried to put myself in your shoes, but they were ugly and cheap"

Arty Farty @mrfarty.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

When did your obsession with hot toxic women begin?

Jacqueline Pierce as Servalan, the Supreme Commander and President of the Terran Federation in Blake's 7.

Arty Farty @mrfarty.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

OMG! This definitely looks genuine and not a scam by any means.

Scam message

Arty Farty @mrfarty.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

A line delivery you'll never forget? Kenneth Williams, Carry On Screaming.

Kenneth Williams covered in batter.
"Frying Tonight!"

Arty Farty @mrfarty.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

King Charles says he "learned with the deepest concern" of Andrew's arrest, adding "the law must take its course"

King Charles having a right good laugh

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Arty Farty @mrfarty.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Daily Beast article alleging that Kirsty Noem's boyfriend fired a pilot after she left her blanket on a plane, then had to rehire him in order to get home.

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Arty Farty @mrfarty.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

According to DuckDuckGo:

Yes, Liam Ramos was present at the Super Bowl halftime show, where Bad Bunny handed him a Grammy award during the performance...

Small print: Auto-generated from sources. May be inaccurate

Arty Farty @mrfarty.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

Same

Man holding an extremely long list

Arty Farty @mrfarty.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

When a stoppable force meets an immovable object.

Scene from the Ecuadorian Consulate in Minneapolis. A member of staff is preventing ICE from entering.
Text reads: "You Shall Not Pass!"

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Arty Farty @mrfarty.bsky.social · 19/01/2026

"I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of peace.”

Godzilla

Arty Farty @mrfarty.bsky.social · 19/01/2026

Ooh, I recognise the red thing on the lower right. I filled one in Surrey, BC once and this little feller turned up a few minutes later. Bliss!

Hummingbird feeding in BC.

Arty Farty @mrfarty.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

Picture of the staff who operate my account.

Preservation Aux crew

Arty Farty @mrfarty.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

Alexander Skarsgård as Officer Murderbot in The Rise and Fall of Sanctuary Moon

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Arty Farty @mrfarty.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

The Fellowship of the Ring with their faces redacted

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Arty Farty @mrfarty.bsky.social · 15/12/2025

If you're cold they're cold, let them inside.

Face hugger keeping warm

Arty Farty @mrfarty.bsky.social · 14/12/2025

Enid Blyton's gone very dark.

Photo of police. Caption reads: Five arrested over plot to attack German Christmas market

Arty Farty @mrfarty.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

The flying bedstead was invented before I was born. They're just ironing out the kinks.

Rolls Royce Flying Bedstead circa 1954

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Arty Farty @mrfarty.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

Came here to say that 👍

Noggin The Nog by Oliver Postgate and Peter Firmin.
Book: The Rings of Nudrug

Arty Farty @mrfarty.bsky.social · 26/11/2025

You've just died. The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you. #photos #joinin

LeeBeeBee holding a projectile weapon. #Murderbot

Arty Farty @mrfarty.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

"You will be visited by three spirits." The three spirits:

Ant, Dec and Cat Deeley as The Beautiful Corrs

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Arty Farty @mrfarty.bsky.social · 21/11/2025

Old lady wearing expensive jewellery: "It's been 84 years"

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Arty Farty @mrfarty.bsky.social · 21/11/2025

Just read a comment on Reddit about Day of the Triffids and this came to mind 🙂

Signpost reading Warning Plant Moving

Arty Farty @mrfarty.bsky.social · 13/11/2025

Donald Trump holding hands with Satan and smiling

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Arty Farty @mrfarty.bsky.social · 13/11/2025

Post an image that will always make you laugh

Biblical scene featuring Jesus waving at a brontosaurus. Text reads: Fuck off, you're ruining the story, you big brown cunt.

Arty Farty @mrfarty.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

Truncated just in the right place. Good luck!

Same as quoted text but truncated to read: hubs across the U.S. are among the 40 that will see flights cut starting Friday due to the government

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