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Reptiles and waifus @punished_doom & @undead_doom on bird app Xitter refuge

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doom @mrdoom.bsky.social · 30/05/2024
I remembered my login!
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doom @mrdoom.bsky.social · 06/04/2024
I haven’t posted in a week. My lizards are at home and after work I’m so tired I just come home and die 🥱
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doom @mrdoom.bsky.social · 04/04/2024
Made friend but I ate him 🐞
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doom @mrdoom.bsky.social · 01/04/2024
Doom is in first work trip ever and I miss my babies already 😭 🦎
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doom @mrdoom.bsky.social · 31/03/2024
Looks like a brown anole. I love those weird little Orange neck frillies.
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doom @mrdoom.bsky.social · 31/03/2024
Fluox 60mg standing by
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doom @mrdoom.bsky.social · 30/03/2024
He’s displeased, I’m displeased, and everyone sad. Papa D gotta bring home the bacon though (and bugs)
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doom @mrdoom.bsky.social · 30/03/2024
Yeah I love got those new job jitters all right. I know I’m new and not expected to know everything immediately but it still makes my stomach turn
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doom @mrdoom.bsky.social · 30/03/2024
I can’t sleep. My looming business trip has me nervous.
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doom @mrdoom.bsky.social · 30/03/2024
Coco the tegu giving a look of mild disappointment #reptile #tegu 🦎
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doom @mrdoom.bsky.social · 29/03/2024
Hmmm so it seems this week is my first work trip. I’m inclined to return to twitter on the small account just so sitting by myself in hotel rooms seems a bit less lonely.
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doom @mrdoom.bsky.social · 29/03/2024
Found one of mango’s baby pictures, she was so skinny compared to now 😭 #reptiles #beardeddragon 🦎
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doom @mrdoom.bsky.social · 29/03/2024
No that one summons me
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doom @mrdoom.bsky.social · 29/03/2024
Maybe the commies are onto something
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doom @mrdoom.bsky.social · 29/03/2024
Yes, but blue sky doesn’t know how I feel about this kinda thing yet so I will just agree and leave it at that 😉
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doom @mrdoom.bsky.social · 29/03/2024
Working is exhausting. How do people do this for 60 years?
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doom @mrdoom.bsky.social · 29/03/2024
I spent all day with company tech support solving different issues with licensure for proprietary software.
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doom @mrdoom.bsky.social · 28/03/2024
Goodnight bluemfies. Cya tomorrow
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doom @mrdoom.bsky.social · 28/03/2024
I have gone from sending maybe one email a month to having to send more than a dozen per day. Whoever invented emails needs to get [given cookies and warm milk]
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doom @mrdoom.bsky.social · 27/03/2024
I work the absolute dead minimum to ensure my bills are paid. I would much rather live modestly and spent the extra time with my family and scaly babies. It’s work to live, not live to work.
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doom @mrdoom.bsky.social · 27/03/2024
Both of you guys just saying things the cia couldn’t get out of me with jumper cables and a car battery
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doom @mrdoom.bsky.social · 27/03/2024
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doom @mrdoom.bsky.social · 27/03/2024
I have no idea what that means but I’m happy for you (or sorry that happened)
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doom @mrdoom.bsky.social · 26/03/2024
Usually lol. I just fed him so he’ll be dead asleep in 30 minutes max
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doom @mrdoom.bsky.social · 26/03/2024
40 hours of job related online trainings is pretty lame but that 900 bucks will be nice to have
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doom @mrdoom.bsky.social · 26/03/2024
Every wizard needs a wand
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doom @mrdoom.bsky.social · 26/03/2024
Majestic creature
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doom @mrdoom.bsky.social · 26/03/2024
Cracks me up how fast he goes from flinging himself at the door and pawing at the glass to dead asleep as soon as I finally let him out 🦎
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doom @mrdoom.bsky.social · 26/03/2024
My anger with xitter has mostly subsided at this point. Once my account is fully clear I may make a small return in some fashion
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doom @mrdoom.bsky.social · 26/03/2024
Defendant is too cute and making puppy dog eyes, we move to dismiss all charges
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doom @mrdoom.bsky.social · 26/03/2024
So true!
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doom @mrdoom.bsky.social · 26/03/2024
Gonna cut my dick off on livestream. Who wants to watch?
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doom @mrdoom.bsky.social · 26/03/2024
Guess who escaped and got caught eating the cat’s food 🙄 #reptile 🦎
A very naughty tegu lizard who’s full of blue buffalo chicken and rice flavor kibble
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doom @mrdoom.bsky.social · 25/03/2024
Love me some cum eggs. Hadn’t even tried one until my wife brought them home for me to try this week
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doom @mrdoom.bsky.social · 25/03/2024
Peepeepoopoo
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doom @mrdoom.bsky.social · 25/03/2024
You’re more responsible than me. We get rattlesnakes out here and I couldn’t help but pet this baby. We’ve named him Rattley McRaddleson and would see him on all our walks
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doom @mrdoom.bsky.social · 25/03/2024
Been sick all day this is lame
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doom @mrdoom.bsky.social · 24/03/2024
I’m usually konata but sometimes, like today, I’m very much Tomoko
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doom @mrdoom.bsky.social · 23/03/2024
My cold steel recon I’ve daily carried for 5 and it’s become my little security blanket. I’m sure the leatherman will follow suit as I’ll carry both most likely
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doom @mrdoom.bsky.social · 23/03/2024
Gardens of human body parts
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doom @mrdoom.bsky.social · 23/03/2024
New multi tool is nice 🤤
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doom @mrdoom.bsky.social · 23/03/2024
Be careful out there gentleman
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doom @mrdoom.bsky.social · 23/03/2024
Absolutely not lol 😂
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doom @mrdoom.bsky.social · 22/03/2024
I tried to take a photo of coco but he decided to take a wicked dump on the floor right as the camera went off. It’s the worst picture ever 😭 🦎
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doom @mrdoom.bsky.social · 22/03/2024
He’s bein a good boy like always 🥰
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doom @mrdoom.bsky.social · 22/03/2024
Love that movie
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doom @mrdoom.bsky.social · 22/03/2024
Pisghetti
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doom @mrdoom.bsky.social · 21/03/2024
Probably no new reptiles until this little guy has grown up and mellowed out a lot. He takes more time and energy that all our other lizards combined and it’s not even close
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doom @mrdoom.bsky.social · 21/03/2024
Wtf there’s no anime titties on my timeline, this is bullshit
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doom @mrdoom.bsky.social · 21/03/2024
Clicking the latch on the worm bin is a guaranteed way to get her to look at the camera #reptiles #beardeddragon 🦎
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