mrdavisdc.bsky.social @mrdavisdc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026static.klipy.comYeah Beavis! Classic Beavis MomentALT: Yeah Beavis! Classic Beavis Moment 000
mrdavisdc.bsky.social @mrdavisdc.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Reminds me of that “you do not have to ‘hand it’ to ISIS” tweet 010
mrdavisdc.bsky.social @mrdavisdc.bsky.social · 30/08/2026The NFL’s backbone is inversely proportional to the player’s talent. The better the player, the lower the punishment. It’s terrible but the way it is. 020
mrdavisdc.bsky.social @mrdavisdc.bsky.social · 06/08/2026AI is going to invent the Pluribus virus 051
mrdavisdc.bsky.social @mrdavisdc.bsky.social · 30/07/2026“Achoo. Bless you. Thank you.” -Quinnen Williams 000
mrdavisdc.bsky.social @mrdavisdc.bsky.social · 09/04/2026media.tenor.coma man in a hot dog costume has the words whoever did this just confess above himALT: a man in a hot dog costume has the words whoever did this just confess above him 000
mrdavisdc.bsky.social @mrdavisdc.bsky.social · 22/03/2026Me to masked gunman in body armor and camo: “I know you said everything but do these tissues from Five Guys really need to come out of my pocket?” 000
mrdavisdc.bsky.social @mrdavisdc.bsky.social · 12/01/2026Yes, absolutely predictable. I’ve seen headlines saying the Niners “upset” or “shocked” the Eagles. What? The Eagles played exactly the same way they played all year. The runs on 2nd and 20 and checkdowns way behind the sticks on 3rd and long. 000
mrdavisdc.bsky.social @mrdavisdc.bsky.social · 12/01/2026If Sirianni is a true friend, he will do the right thing and follow Patullo out the door. 000
mrdavisdc.bsky.social @mrdavisdc.bsky.social · 12/01/2026My hope is that, in a touching demonstration of loyalty to his friend, Sirianni insists that if Patullo is out he is out too. 050
mrdavisdc.bsky.social @mrdavisdc.bsky.social · 12/01/2026No turnovers so Patullo would say this game has been a smashing success. 000
mrdavisdc.bsky.social @mrdavisdc.bsky.social · 12/01/2026So many weaknesses in the Niners defense and Patullo has absolutely no idea how to take advantage. Completely lost. 020
mrdavisdc.bsky.social @mrdavisdc.bsky.social · 11/01/2026Bryce Huff after that TFL: “I am a football GOD!” 000
mrdavisdc.bsky.social @mrdavisdc.bsky.social · 11/01/2026Nothing makes a bad run defense feel better than playing the Philadelphia Eagles. 100
mrdavisdc.bsky.social @mrdavisdc.bsky.social · 11/01/2026Why the hell does Big Dom have a headset? 000
mrdavisdc.bsky.social @mrdavisdc.bsky.social · 11/01/2026LOL! That special class of QB where the first defense is “well, you could do a lot worse” 000
mrdavisdc.bsky.social @mrdavisdc.bsky.social · 07/01/2026I’ve been saying for years there needs to be a salary cap for meatballs. Otherwise this is an unfair compensation advantage. Shave $2 mil off your contract for delicious meatballs. Who says no? 000
mrdavisdc.bsky.social @mrdavisdc.bsky.social · 31/12/2025Patullo can’t see the forest for the trees. 000
mrdavisdc.bsky.social @mrdavisdc.bsky.social · 21/12/2025Commies should really think about blocking him 000
mrdavisdc.bsky.social @mrdavisdc.bsky.social · 21/12/2025Is there an emergency WB if he gets hurt? 000
mrdavisdc.bsky.social @mrdavisdc.bsky.social · 20/12/2025I swear I’ve seen Barkley run for no gain on 1st and 10 at least 100 times this season. 000
mrdavisdc.bsky.social @mrdavisdc.bsky.social · 16/12/2025Agreed but it’s been called like this all season. St least they are applying it equally. 000
mrdavisdc.bsky.social @mrdavisdc.bsky.social · 14/12/2025Unlike the Commies, they understand what to do here. Play for the draft. 000
mrdavisdc.bsky.social @mrdavisdc.bsky.social · 14/12/2025Crowd shot just showed everyone on their feet. LOL 000
mrdavisdc.bsky.social @mrdavisdc.bsky.social · 14/12/2025“On September 10, nineteen men went to sleep knowing they were united around a common objective…” 060
mrdavisdc.bsky.social @mrdavisdc.bsky.social · 14/12/2025I’m going to need some clips of Kenny P getting reps in the Super Bowl during garbage time 000
mrdavisdc.bsky.social @mrdavisdc.bsky.social · 14/12/2025Raiders should take Super Bowl Champion Kenneth Pickett out of the game. I don’t want to see him get hurt. 000
mrdavisdc.bsky.social @mrdavisdc.bsky.social · 14/12/2025There is nothing Nick loves more than turtling up to protect a lead. 010
mrdavisdc.bsky.social @mrdavisdc.bsky.social · 14/12/2025Would love to see the Eagles heavily invest in an offense line and premier running back so they can convert 2nd and 2. 000
mrdavisdc.bsky.social @mrdavisdc.bsky.social · 14/12/2025Exactly right. When the coaches turn the offense off at halftime, gonna have to rely on the defense to protect the lead. 000
mrdavisdc.bsky.social @mrdavisdc.bsky.social · 09/12/2025Feels like the only way the Eagles get a TD is if it’s by the defense 000
mrdavisdc.bsky.social @mrdavisdc.bsky.social · 09/12/2025Looks like a poison pill to ever throwing over the middle again for the anecdotally minded. 000
mrdavisdc.bsky.social @mrdavisdc.bsky.social · 09/12/2025Say goodbye forever to Hurts throwing over the middle. This is like his worst nightmare come true. 000
mrdavisdc.bsky.social @mrdavisdc.bsky.social · 09/12/2025Reminds me of Doug’s play calling that last year with Wentz throwing screens on third and long. 010
mrdavisdc.bsky.social @mrdavisdc.bsky.social · 08/12/2025Eagles are in a free fall and there is no one presently employed by the Eagles that can stop it. 000
mrdavisdc.bsky.social @mrdavisdc.bsky.social · 08/12/2025First player concussed by a guy wearing a guardian cap 0100
