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Dave Miller

@mrdavem1ller.bsky.social
9 followers 45 following 9 posts

Professional kiddie strangler, #1 Old Sport enthusiast, performer at Freddy Fazbender’s Peperonerie, pretty big fan of kebabs

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Dave Miller @mrdavem1ller.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Y’know, I love sportsy an’ all but sometimes he really does test my fucking patience
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Dave Miller @mrdavem1ller.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
So there’s a new girl at Freddy’s called Vanessa and istg she hasn’t even been here for a full day and I’m already at my limit with her.
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Dave Miller @mrdavem1ller.bsky.social · 19/07/2024
Sporty thinks he looks in the bear suit, I pretend to agree but istg he looks so ugly in it
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Dave Miller @mrdavem1ller.bsky.social · 05/07/2024
Thinking about becoming a slut
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Dave Miller @mrdavem1ller.bsky.social · 30/03/2024
Oh…my penis is big…
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Dave Miller @mrdavem1ller.bsky.social · 10/01/2024
Phoney will literally tell anyone about the dolphin semen in the pencil toppers at the prize corner
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Dave Miller @mrdavem1ller.bsky.social · 27/12/2023
I heard the Foxy animatronic I threw into the Grand Canyon attacked another tourist. I’m so proud of him.
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Dave Miller @mrdavem1ller.bsky.social · 25/12/2023
Freddy got the blowtorch, everyone run
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