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MrDark91📌COMMISSION OPEN📌 @mrdark91.bsky.social · 49m

Priest of the Hanged Mother really is a piece of work in every book they appear in wow...

MrDark91📌COMMISSION OPEN📌 @mrdark91.bsky.social · 1h

God these inner monologues tire me out so bad I can't tell if the characters are just not my cup of tea or if I went through too many romance books or adjacent that I'm sick of them adljaashaklhalahasa

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MrDark91📌COMMISSION OPEN📌 @mrdark91.bsky.social · 1h

Maybe I'm too cynical damn MC is too good of a person ahsdakadshaksld

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MrDark91📌COMMISSION OPEN📌 @mrdark91.bsky.social · 1h

Girlie had been living a pretty shitty life surrounded by shitty people. She can't be THAT naiive oh my god😭

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MrDark91📌COMMISSION OPEN📌 @mrdark91.bsky.social · 2h

Um why is MC talking to this stranger and letting her know she is a) Alone b) Not actually capable of using the sword...? Then she followed this lady to unknown destination???? Women for women is good but isn't this a recipe to get mugged or kidnapped or worse hello??

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MrDark91📌COMMISSION OPEN📌 @mrdark91.bsky.social · 3h

Man they start talking about socks and all I wanna do is go back to Paladin's Grace. My focus is all over the place o-<-<

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MrDark91📌COMMISSION OPEN📌 @mrdark91.bsky.social · 6h

🐺🐾 Valko x MC [Love And Deepspace] Your Character Here - YCH #014 B&W style For Baky @/ya_meme_dealer Thank you so much for the support ✨ #BRINGVALKOBACK #ValkoIsLoved #MrDark91art

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MrDark91📌COMMISSION OPEN📌 @mrdark91.bsky.social · 18h

Reviews have to be taken with huge grains of salt 'cuz your favorite book might be someone's hot garbage and your stinking wet trash might be someone's top 10 must-read-before-you-die book.

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MrDark91📌COMMISSION OPEN📌 @mrdark91.bsky.social · 22h

Ok the repetition is a litttttttle thick rn how many times they're gonna do the "Do this." "What?" "DO THIS." beat askjdhakdahskashdaklahslkad HURRY AND MOOOOOOOVE????? These people are so chill on the run😂

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MrDark91📌COMMISSION OPEN📌 @mrdark91.bsky.social · 22h

If you're gonna get accused of murder why don't you just commit it fr tho. They stay quieter that way. THINK MCs THINKKKKKKKKK!

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MrDark91📌COMMISSION OPEN📌 @mrdark91.bsky.social · 22h

Is it just me or is the priority should be shanking the terrible employers and not the guard who just got paid to defend the household? No? Okay shank the guard then.

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MrDark91📌COMMISSION OPEN📌 @mrdark91.bsky.social · 23h

"I fought DRAGONS." "Did you win though?" Well

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MrDark91📌COMMISSION OPEN📌 @mrdark91.bsky.social · 23h

I'm not sure about how Sarkis is voiced but it's a fun start???? Can we get dead in-laws before we go further tho these people are horrendous akjdshkhakasd

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MrDark91📌COMMISSION OPEN📌 @mrdark91.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

'Cuz clearly I haven't listened to enough T. Kingfisher books yet. All I know about Swordheart is that there's romance and there's a dude that's a sword. (And MC said she's gonna khs in the first sentence but it's expected of T. Kingfisher books that someone is dead or dying)

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MrDark91📌COMMISSION OPEN📌 @mrdark91.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Meanwhile T. Kingfisher female leads are all from very different job pools. I admire the effort to research about all the lil details tbh!

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MrDark91📌COMMISSION OPEN📌 @mrdark91.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I haven't read all her books by the way and I know veeeeery vaguely that ML from Swordheart is a sword, but Idk the details akdsklajdalska

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MrDark91📌COMMISSION OPEN📌 @mrdark91.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

As somebody once said, "Do you have some kind of armor fetish you never mention before?"

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MrDark91📌COMMISSION OPEN📌 @mrdark91.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

So from my observant, T. Kingfisher's male leads consist of : (MANY) Paladins, ex-paladin, knight, ex-knight, royal guard, lich doctor, and an inventor (also a furry, by the way) I guess at least 2 aren't from the same job pool... although the lich doctor is with the paladin LOL

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MrDark91📌COMMISSION OPEN📌 @mrdark91.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

SPOILER - - - - - He didn't turn back into human by the way.

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MrDark91📌COMMISSION OPEN📌 @mrdark91.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Bryony and Roses🌹 Short and sweet :3 It was veeeeeeeery typical Beauty and The Beast retelling early on, then it went its own way (but still pretty faithful, somewhat) and I love it LOL Gardener Beauty and an actually very nice and kind inventor Beast. What a match🥺

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MrDark91📌COMMISSION OPEN📌 @mrdark91.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

???????????? A Beauty and The Beast retelling that the Beast doesn't turn back into human???????????? HELLO???????????????????????????

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MrDark91📌COMMISSION OPEN📌 @mrdark91.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Well the FL being a gardener makes so much sense now.

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MrDark91📌COMMISSION OPEN📌 @mrdark91.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Oh hell naw the guy in the dream isn't Beast is he😨

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MrDark91📌COMMISSION OPEN📌 @mrdark91.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

The beast makes clockworks and reads books and The Beauty does gardening. This is, something akshdakdhasakhda

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MrDark91📌COMMISSION OPEN📌 @mrdark91.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Since it's T. Kingfisher, I doubt it'd be very faithful to the fairytale it's retelling. So what kinda messed up curse is tied to the rose and the manor🤔Furrynism???

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MrDark91📌COMMISSION OPEN📌 @mrdark91.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I've never seen any version of Beauty in The Beast retelling that the female lead fainted, bounced her skull on the carpet, and pissed herself on top of it all. Revolutionary.

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MrDark91📌COMMISSION OPEN📌 @mrdark91.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

"I found that your skull bounced most charmingly on the carpet." What kinda pick up line is this dawg

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MrDark91📌COMMISSION OPEN📌 @mrdark91.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

It took me first chapter to realize cuz the scenario is very familiar ahsdkahdakla

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MrDark91📌COMMISSION OPEN📌 @mrdark91.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I was so angry I couldn't continue and I have half of book 2 left.... sob

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MrDark91📌COMMISSION OPEN📌 @mrdark91.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

The horse just, took a dump on the castle floor.

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MrDark91📌COMMISSION OPEN📌 @mrdark91.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Wait, is this a Beauty and The Beast retelling🤨

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MrDark91📌COMMISSION OPEN📌 @mrdark91.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I gave up on trying to continue The Wonder Engine for now until I have enough bs immunity to not crash out. Let's try a standalone T. Kingfisher book instead. Bryony and Roses🌹

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MrDark91📌COMMISSION OPEN📌 @mrdark91.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

How do I politely tell my moot that this book I'm stuck with is, in my personal opinion, so infuriating it would do no good for them to read or listen or touch it with a ten foot pole, in my humble opinion, and if they were to believe my judgement, run away immediately, I think.

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MrDark91📌COMMISSION OPEN📌 @mrdark91.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I wish my dentist would warn me before tinkering in my mouth. Idk give a lil Hey I'll saw off your teeth now before starting to saw, you know???

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MrDark91📌COMMISSION OPEN📌 @mrdark91.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

If I have to suck a snake venom out of any wound rn I would instantly just join the sweet embrace of death. My dentist made sure of it.

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MrDark91📌COMMISSION OPEN📌 @mrdark91.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

The world is a beautiful place and I never encounter a book characer I dislike in my entire life.

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MrDark91📌COMMISSION OPEN📌 @mrdark91.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I'm re-listening to Hemlock & Silver to sooth my soul o-<-< Bless characters that I don't have to tolerate but actually like.

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MrDark91📌COMMISSION OPEN📌 @mrdark91.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

The character acknowledging that they're acting like a teenager at the ripe old age of 30 years old actually still doesn't even it out that they're acting very childish and annoying. I'm so tired of this bro. I'm taking a break from this book for a bit so build up bs immunity.

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MrDark91📌COMMISSION OPEN📌 @mrdark91.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I guess I can see where this book is Saint of Steel beta test of sort. I'm glad I started with Saint of Steel cuz things got more... Idk, refined? Bettered? If I started with Clocktaur War there's a 99 percent chance I'll not want to try other books from World of The White Rat.

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MrDark91📌COMMISSION OPEN📌 @mrdark91.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I can't believe I'm saying this but the only character I can tolerate right now (minus the Gnole) is Learned Edmund. At least dude has a character arc of sort and he's gonna write books about Gnole. The rest of the party can burst into flames rn and I wouldn't care bro.

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MrDark91📌COMMISSION OPEN📌 @mrdark91.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

And I was correct. (with some extra details on top but still, correct)

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MrDark91📌COMMISSION OPEN📌 @mrdark91.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Typo and whatever I can't fix anything rn

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MrDark91📌COMMISSION OPEN📌 @mrdark91.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I have half a mind to just DNF this book cuz I can't stand the characters and their muddling interactions, but also I wanna know the rest of the mystery solved.🫩 Give me some reprieve make them all separated until the last 5 minutes of the book or sum. DO SOMETHING.

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MrDark91📌COMMISSION OPEN📌 @mrdark91.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Okay, let me guess what the characters still haven't figured out. There's a wonder engine that consumes dead bodies to create Clocktaurs in the factory. There. (I hope it's not that simple cuz there's no way)

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MrDark91📌COMMISSION OPEN📌 @mrdark91.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I'm not done with this yet but so far all I can say is, the romance plotline is dragging the whole thing down. Please spare me from this suffering bro.

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MrDark91📌COMMISSION OPEN📌 @mrdark91.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Not every book needs romance and not every main character needs to be in a romantic relationship just because they spent a lot of time together. Some of them better not even talk again after the book ends bro if this is how the treat each other. I'm sick and tired.🫩

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MrDark91📌COMMISSION OPEN📌 @mrdark91.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

God the relief when they go back to the Clocktaur issues and stop dwelling on the relationship bits. Finally I find joy in this book again. Can we just, stay here, ditch the romance and friendship for the main issues at hands, and call it a day🧍‍♀️

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