Dougal D'Arcy @mrdarcydog.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Like the portrait of a youngish Lemmy in Lemmy's Bar, Burslem 020
Dougal D'Arcy @mrdarcydog.bsky.social · 28/03/2026Matt is apparently furious because the police didn't use ChatGPT to help in the investigation 090
Dougal D'Arcy @mrdarcydog.bsky.social · 22/03/2026"Just when you thought ex-Duchess couldn't sink any lower" It hasn't happened for me yet 031
Dougal D'Arcy @mrdarcydog.bsky.social · 31/12/2025"You can wish me a Happy New Year and let a thousand blossoms bloom as far as I'm concerned but I ain't spending any time on it because the Russians tried to abolish Christmas" 020
Dougal D'Arcy @mrdarcydog.bsky.social · 04/12/2025"I once argued that I couldn't be a racist because Bernard Manning was on the tv in the 70s" 0837
Dougal D'Arcy @mrdarcydog.bsky.social · 03/12/2025"Right, Ian, just say you can't remember saying all those things but if you did, you didn't mean them in a hurtful or insulting way" 071
Dougal D'Arcy @mrdarcydog.bsky.social · 03/12/2025Jonathan Gullis realising he isn't going to get one of Lee Anderson's legendary 30p Christmas dinners 020
Dougal D'Arcy @mrdarcydog.bsky.social · 24/11/2025Chief Inspector Farage has come up with a foolproof method for detecting bad apples in Reform 000
Dougal D'Arcy @mrdarcydog.bsky.social · 24/11/2025"You racially abused children, PC Savage!" "Yes but it was never meant in a hurtful or insulting way, Sir" 020
Dougal D'Arcy @mrdarcydog.bsky.social · 21/11/2025"Yes, apparently he was, though I always thought he was Russian Orthodox" 020
Dougal D'Arcy @mrdarcydog.bsky.social · 20/11/2025media.tenor.coma man behind a green curtain says pay no attention to that man behind the curtain !ALT: a man behind a green curtain says pay no attention to that man behind the curtain ! 151
Dougal D'Arcy @mrdarcydog.bsky.social · 16/11/2025Blending raising money and relocating to Brazil, Ronnie Biggs makes deal with Royal Mail train 020
Dougal D'Arcy @mrdarcydog.bsky.social · 14/11/2025Out on the town having the time of my life with a bunch of friends. They're all just out of frame, laughing too. 020
Dougal D'Arcy @mrdarcydog.bsky.social · 11/11/2025"Will you look at that ceiling!" "Dad, please ..." 020
Dougal D'Arcy @mrdarcydog.bsky.social · 09/11/2025"I'd be laying a wreath today if it wasn't for the woke blob" 160
Dougal D'Arcy @mrdarcydog.bsky.social · 08/11/2025Grok imagine prompt: She smiles and says "I will always love you" 000
Dougal D'Arcy @mrdarcydog.bsky.social · 08/11/2025"That was the Eyebrow Equivalent with Perfidious Physiognomy" 1193
Dougal D'Arcy @mrdarcydog.bsky.social · 08/11/2025BBC Headlines about similar policies. One when the Tories were in power last year and 2025 under Labour 010
Dougal D'Arcy @mrdarcydog.bsky.social · 07/11/2025"Why hasn't David Lammy fixed the criminal justice system in the 2 months since he was appointed Justice Secretary?" 070
Dougal D'Arcy @mrdarcydog.bsky.social · 06/11/2025If a weird little scruff in a baseball cap who'd just drooled down his Open AI t-shirt sat next to you on a train and started spouting his nonsense, you'd move to the next carriage 4201
Dougal D'Arcy @mrdarcydog.bsky.social · 06/11/2025"I achieved peak horror novel writing by deftly combining mucoid dread, warm damp clefts, Iron Maiden and a visit to the garden centre to buy slug pellets" 020
Dougal D'Arcy @mrdarcydog.bsky.social · 03/11/2025"There is some good in this world, and it's worth fighting for. Twitter on the other hand is a pile of orc shite" - J.R.R. Tolkien 010
Dougal D'Arcy @mrdarcydog.bsky.social · 31/10/2025Let's see what people are saying about me going on strike ... oh 020
Dougal D'Arcy @mrdarcydog.bsky.social · 28/10/2025I couldn't believe my Mum lied to me as a child when I found out Auntie Maureen, Auntie Gwen and Aunt Nesta weren't my blood relatives 030
Dougal D'Arcy @mrdarcydog.bsky.social · 25/10/2025I didn't have Rupert Lowe attacking Sarah Pochin for being woke on my bingo card this weekend 3286
