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Curtis E. @mrcurtise.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

I just spoke with Mitch McConnell for about 20 minutes. He said, "Son, when you grow up, would you be the savior of the broken, the beaten, and the damned?"

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Curtis E. @mrcurtise.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

If you show someone the movie Bird Box on mute, you could easily convince them that they're watching The Ugly Barnacle.

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Curtis E. @mrcurtise.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

*Sinead O'Connor encourages people to oppose the Pope because of his complacency with child sex abuse in the Catholic Church* The Right: "How dare she!" *Trump encourages people to oppose the Pope because he doesn't like him saying war is bad and to be kind to people* The Right: "Sure, Daddy."

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Curtis E. @mrcurtise.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

Me rollin into Jersey Mike's after a 12-hour shift

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Curtis E. @mrcurtise.bsky.social · 03/11/2025

Disney really missed an opportunity with the title of Zootopia 2. They could've done: -Twotopia -Zoo2pia -Zootopia: Chapter Zoo -The Topia: Part Zoo -Zootopia 2: Electric Zoogaloo -2 Fast, 2 Topia -Zootopia 2: Zoos Control -Zootopia II: The Secret Of The Zoos

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Curtis E. @mrcurtise.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

Mike Johnson said that the Super Bowl Halftime Show should be headlined by someone with "a broader audience, like Lee Greenwood," and I can't decide if that's the dumbest or whitest thing I've ever heard.

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Curtis E. @mrcurtise.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

Man, I can feel the racists already scheduling their "That was even worse than last year's halftime show" posts.

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Curtis E. @mrcurtise.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

Watching The Great British Baking Show and seeing them make "flapjacks."

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Curtis E. @mrcurtise.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

I give every NFL team a bit of a rib by describing them with one sentence. Do you like your team's sentence? #nfl #week2

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Every NFL Team In One Sentence

YouTube video by Curtis E. Comedy

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Curtis E. @mrcurtise.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

Florida Surgeon General: "Vaccine mandates are akin to slavery." Florida schoolchildren: "...what's slavery?"

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Curtis E. @mrcurtise.bsky.social · 31/08/2025

To celebrate football season starting, here's if referees danced their penalty calls #nfl #football #nflkickoff #collegefootball youtu.be/R5TRuZlaros

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Interpretive Dance Football Penalties

YouTube video by Curtis E. Comedy

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Curtis E. @mrcurtise.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

From now on, I will no longer be referring to the Trump base as MAGA. Instead, I'll be calling them:

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Curtis E. @mrcurtise.bsky.social · 11/07/2025

I love how the right wing response to Superman being called an immigrant is basically, "How dare you call him exactly what he is and exactly what he's always been and exactly what he's always symbolized!"

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Curtis E. @mrcurtise.bsky.social · 07/07/2025

I'm not a perfect person, but at least I don't gauge whether I care about disasters and tragedies happening to innocent people based on who their state voted for president.

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Curtis E. @mrcurtise.bsky.social · 01/07/2025

More and more people are celebrating Christmas In July, which is not a good sign that we're all doing okay #christmasinjuly

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Christmas In July...

YouTube video by Curtis E. Comedy

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Curtis E. @mrcurtise.bsky.social · 28/06/2025

Millennials & Gen Z after seeing the White House repeatedly refer to Trump as "daddy."

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Curtis E. @mrcurtise.bsky.social · 16/06/2025

Straight white men undergo a transformation when in the presence of a drag performance #pridemonth #drag

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Straight White Men & Drag

YouTube video by Curtis E. Comedy

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Curtis E. @mrcurtise.bsky.social · 03/06/2025

Elon Musk leaving the Trump administration after only a few months? That sounds about Reich.

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Curtis E. @mrcurtise.bsky.social · 29/05/2025

The common Facebook experience that never fails to give me a good fright, in song form.

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Facebook Jump Scare (Music Video)

YouTube video by Curtis E. Comedy

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Curtis E. @mrcurtise.bsky.social · 18/05/2025

In honor of the new Final Destination movie. Have you recently been almost involved in a serious accident? Call this guy. He'll help you beat Death, in court. #finaldestination #finaldestinationbloodlines

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Final Destination Lawyer

YouTube video by Curtis E. Comedy

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Curtis E. @mrcurtise.bsky.social · 05/05/2025

"Benson Boone's so hot, OMG" He literally looks like Weird Al in the 80's, but okay

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Curtis E. @mrcurtise.bsky.social · 04/05/2025

Our One-Sentence Review portion of our latest podcast episode was so long, I turned it into it's own separate thing. Here are our thoughts, reactions, & analyses regarding Sinners. #sinners

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Sinners Discussion: The Blues, Culture Vampires, & Monetary Racism

YouTube video by Curtis E. Comedy

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Curtis E. @mrcurtise.bsky.social · 03/05/2025

Thunderbolts*: A movie so good, it made me stop thinking about Sinners for a few minutes. #thunderbolts #mcu #marvel #sinners

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Curtis E. @mrcurtise.bsky.social · 02/05/2025

My favorite part of Thunderbolts* was when Lewis Pullman looked at the other Thunderbolts and said, "We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today we celebrate our Thunderbolts* Day!" and then fought Thanos.

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Curtis E. @mrcurtise.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

So does this mean Republicans now think that it's a gun issue and not a "mental health issue?" Cuz if not, why cut this?

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Curtis E. @mrcurtise.bsky.social · 29/04/2025

Columbus Day never went away. Biden just recognized the alternate holiday of Indigenous People's Day in addition to Columbus Day, he didn't replace it entirely. So Biden chose to give affirmation to those honoring the people who came first, & Trump chose to celebrate & protect his fellow r*pist.

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Curtis E. @mrcurtise.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

@aoc.bsky.social I know it's a long shot with the thin majority, but the longer Trump refuses to comply with the Supreme Court, the more impeachable he is, right? Doesn't ignoring checks & balances violate the oath he took to uphold the Constitution? Is the House working on anything?

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Curtis E. @mrcurtise.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

After a long editing period because of technical difficulties, Episode 3 of my podcast Cinema Game Night is up! In this one, we're given taglines for movies and we have to guess which movies they're from. If you like it, tell your friends. If you hate it, tell your enemies.

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"Whose Tagline Is It Anyway?" - Cinema Game Night Episode 3

YouTube video by Curtis E. Comedy

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Curtis E. @mrcurtise.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

For fans of The VVitch. Black Phillips uses an... interesting method to try and lure Thomasin to the dark side.

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Black Phillip Seduces Thomasin (The VVitch Parody)

YouTube video by Curtis E. Comedy

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Curtis E. @mrcurtise.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

Episode 2 of my podcast Cinema Game Night is now up! In this one, we discuss film urban legends and Roger guesses what legends have really been spread and what legends I made up. Check it out!

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"The Urban Legend Game" - Cinema Game Night Episode 2

YouTube video by Curtis E. Comedy

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Curtis E. @mrcurtise.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

Trump's only taking care of his fellow corrupt people of power while destroying everything that helps average working Americans

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Curtis E. @mrcurtise.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

My best friend and I started a podcast where we review movies by playing games! In this first one, we play "Movie Mashup," where I combine the titles of two movies and Roger guesses the new title. Check it out, share it, & let me know if you want audio-only versions on apps like Spotify!

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"Movie Mashup" - Cinema Game Night Episode 1

YouTube video by Curtis E. Comedy

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Curtis E. @mrcurtise.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

Your state has the 3rd lowest literacy rate, the 4th highest poverty rate, and the 3rd lowest medium income in the country. Maybe worry about something besides "basketball people said no."

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Curtis E. @mrcurtise.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

If anyone's looking for some sweet tunes, Cat Ridgeway, a musician I once shared the stage with in my live music days has an album coming out at the end of the month and is looking to fund some promotion. She's an awesome musician and a great person so please consider giving her some support.

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Sprinter

A new album from Cat Ridgeway blending indie-rock, soulful vocals, and infectious energy!

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Curtis E. @mrcurtise.bsky.social · 16/03/2025

If Republicans had a superpower, it'd be the ability to turn anything into a racial slur.

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Curtis E. @mrcurtise.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

Zoe Saldana this year and RDJ last year prove that the best course of action for your career is joining the MCU and getting killed off in Avengers: Endgame. Ball's in your court, Chris Evans. #oscars

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Curtis E. @mrcurtise.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

Trump supporters starting to wonder if they made a mistake:

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Curtis E. @mrcurtise.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

I really don't think the president who brought us the Space Force is allowed to lecture us about government waste.

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Curtis E. @mrcurtise.bsky.social · 25/02/2025

It's never too late to wise up

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Curtis E. @mrcurtise.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

After watching this, I have an idea. Has anyone tried just replying "I know you are, but what am I?" to everything he says? It seems like it would work very well on him. Do you think it would frustrate him into a coronary?

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Curtis E. @mrcurtise.bsky.social · 18/02/2025

Funny how these people who rely on religion over science are suddenly all about biology when it comes to sex, and it definitely checks out that these "religion over science" people are always wrong about biology. It's not "just male & female," but you are just an asshole.

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