Sign in

Mr. Chonkus

@mrchonkus.bsky.social
84 followers 83 following 598 posts

Heya. Names Chonkus, Mr. Chonkus! I'm a streamer over on Twitch and trying to branch out into other areas of streaming as well. If you find yourself here, welcome! Anyway let's set the things Married Cat Dad Guy pronouns LGBTQ+ Supporter & Ally Nerd Gamer

PostsRepliesMedia
Mr. Chonkus @mrchonkus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I haven't streamed in a while, not that I don't want to. I also haven't watched any of my streamers I like to support. The reason is catastrophically simple and I hate how simple it is... My new job has disrupted my established schedule and now I must work *around* it. Still like the job tho.
110
Mr. Chonkus @mrchonkus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Scorching hot take here, man you know, I don't think rapists should be able to live amongst us at all. Like genuinely, be put behind bars for fucking life.
000
Mr. Chonkus @mrchonkus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Eh, you get used to it. (My mother is currently drug abuser) Then you cut that shit outta your life.
001
Mr. Chonkus @mrchonkus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Timmy!!! Love WKUK
010
Mr. Chonkus @mrchonkus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I gets it.
000
Mr. Chonkus @mrchonkus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
So working an 8 hour job, 17 things to do and clean, some of which isn't applicable yet, mostly everyone has gone away for lunch atm and I'm still here because I haven't gotten my first check yet. Bi-Weekly pays a bitch! Oh well, the price we pay for $16 dollars an hour.
010
Mr. Chonkus @mrchonkus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Welp now we know lol
020
Mr. Chonkus @mrchonkus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
@kawaiibomb.bsky.social
010
Mr. Chonkus @mrchonkus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I actually have a long lost cousin who is actually a Nigerian prince and is willing to bring me into his royal court but I need to give tribute of $420 a month. Oh it has to be crypto. I wish we didn't have braindead people running the government
010
Mr. Chonkus @mrchonkus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
W
000
Mr. Chonkus @mrchonkus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Life is... For no reason at all, turning itself around for me. This is a good thing. But gotta remember. Nothing lasts forever... And nothing lasts forever.
000
Mr. Chonkus @mrchonkus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Yes.
000
Reposted by Mr. Chonkus
4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
💙👇
21977731948
Mr. Chonkus @mrchonkus.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I take off from social media for a few days and this is the first thing I find... What did I miss¿?
001
Mr. Chonkus @mrchonkus.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Obscure licensed games? Well, this wasn't obscure until Disney bought the whole brand but, Rogue Squadron was my first N64 game and I love the entire trilogy. And I won't lie, I had a hell of a time beating these games, their not easy if you don't know what your doing. But their soooo fun.
000
Mr. Chonkus @mrchonkus.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Nothing notable happened on this day. Nope. Nothing last year neither. Not a thing.
000
Mr. Chonkus @mrchonkus.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I asked my partner: "Where the fuck is the nearest Pizza Hut" because we were thinking pizza. Their response: "I don't fucking know, they closed a few weeks ago?" Still faster and more human than any AI I've encountered.
000
Mr. Chonkus @mrchonkus.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Something is incredibly distributing that inmates in prison donate money to a school district, meanwhile the fucking government is actively trying to strip schools of the basics fucking needs for kids.
010
Mr. Chonkus @mrchonkus.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Something is incredibly distributing that inmates in prison donate money to a school district, meanwhile the fucking government is actively trying to strip schools of the basics fucking needs for kids.
000
Mr. Chonkus @mrchonkus.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This year has hurt me too much all ready... Rest easy Mike McFarland. You'll always be Master Roshi to me.
static.klipy.com
Muten Roshi Unleashes Kamehameha
ALT: Muten Roshi Unleashes Kamehameha
000
Reposted by Mr. Chonkus
🦀 YORA 🦀 @yoracrab.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
HIM from powerpuff girls
232177492
Mr. Chonkus @mrchonkus.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Speedrunning to the ground # Anypercent
000
Mr. Chonkus @mrchonkus.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Sounds cool and everything. Really. Now, can we talk about Blitzchung, and freeing Hong Kong?
000
Mr. Chonkus @mrchonkus.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Joke or not, good things happen to good people.
000
Mr. Chonkus @mrchonkus.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Can't believe it's been a year since a guy I never heard of before. Like actually never heard of him till that day.
010
Mr. Chonkus @mrchonkus.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Name your fav sword "Transcending history and the world, a tale of souls and swords, eternally retold."
static.klipy.com
Siegfried Soul Calibur III
ALT: Siegfried Soul Calibur III
110
Mr. Chonkus @mrchonkus.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Do NOT let your kids be with Drifloon.
000
Mr. Chonkus @mrchonkus.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
They helped make this world of hate that we live under and being an "ex" doesn't undo the damage they've caused.
030
Mr. Chonkus @mrchonkus.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
@kawaiibomb.bsky.social Listen to the words
040
Mr. Chonkus @mrchonkus.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
What? Your saying you *don't* like the overdone commercials of a guy and an Emu doing absurd things that somehow mean this insurance is right for you? Or that you should pay for a medical thing because they want your money? Impossible!
000
Mr. Chonkus @mrchonkus.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Breaking news: Imperialism sucks balls! I couldn't agree more.
010
Mr. Chonkus @mrchonkus.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Pls don't. You'll starve.
010
Mr. Chonkus @mrchonkus.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I would too. I'm just glad she's home
120
Mr. Chonkus @mrchonkus.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Dude, I can't tell you how many times I had THIS experience. Both having been told that, and seeing red like a bull.
000
Reposted by Mr. Chonkus
Dimension 20 @dimension20.dropout.tv · 07/09/2026
every job deserves comfort, dignity and safety! 🫡
3867702315
Mr. Chonkus @mrchonkus.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Omg cat, you could've just went home at any time, but you decided to stay two houses down. EVEN AFTER YOUR OWNER PUT UP MISSING SIGNS OF YOU!¡¡!
110
Mr. Chonkus @mrchonkus.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Why Not Both? The Iconic Meme
ALT: Why Not Both? The Iconic Meme
000
Mr. Chonkus @mrchonkus.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
They still are malding. They still swear the left influenced the shooter. Truth is, the right leaning shooter, shot one of their own influencers. Wasn't left, wasn't gay (they tried that too), and wasn't trans. It was just a young man, from a GOP household.
000
Reposted by Mr. Chonkus
DaleeDoodleNoodle (comms closed) @daleedoodle.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Wakey Wakey, it’s time for school, come on man #Pokemon #PokemonScarletViolet #PKMN #PokemonScVi
3187
Mr. Chonkus @mrchonkus.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Me: You're a jerk Gengar. Also IRL Me: This is amazingly well done.
011
Mr. Chonkus @mrchonkus.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Original in 2004, remade in 2005, second part in 2006, uploaded to YouTube by 2008, trilogy series ended in early 2009. The animators back then worked crazy.
0180
Mr. Chonkus @mrchonkus.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I know what I did was wrong overall. I was blindly chasing greed, to support myself and my wife. I was also chasing to just believe I had a friend who I could depend on... But I don't worry about those anymore. I'm a better Chonkus now, and I'm in a better place of mind.
000
Mr. Chonkus @mrchonkus.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
So ends my unemployment tenure. It was... Turbulent to say the least. Context: I had left my previous job on bad terms, my fault really, on the idea that I would be working for a lot more money, and have a friend. In the end, I had neither. Trying to find a job was difficult for 2 weeks. Kept at it.
100
Reposted by Mr. Chonkus
Evan Greer @evangreer.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Age verification makes everyone less safe. Age verification makes everyone less safe. Age verification makes everyone less safe. Age verification makes everyone less safe. Age verification makes everyone less safe. Age verification makes everyone less safe.
techdirt.com
Hackers Had A Live Feed Of Every ID This Verification Company Scanned. For Over A Year.
From the very beginning of this recent obsession with identifying everyone online (yes, they like to call it "age" verification, but it always ends up as identity verification), we've been pointing out that it was a huge privacy nightmare waiting to happen. Or maybe it wasn't waiting. Maybe it was already happening. This week a...
81148317739
Mr. Chonkus @mrchonkus.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Folkers seem to forget that Pluto has moons. In fact it has 5 of them. YOU whose reading this, say what moons they are without looking them up!
010
Mr. Chonkus @mrchonkus.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Ohhhh I bet he went cray cray
110
Mr. Chonkus @mrchonkus.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Should post this somewhere without the context. The laughs will be glorious.
030
Mr. Chonkus @mrchonkus.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Literally insane people.
010
Mr. Chonkus @mrchonkus.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I had this urge to find the meme's origin, and I am once again reminded that this evil incarnate is simply the best villain I've got to enjoy watching. www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMqQ... #EXTRATHICC #Aku #funny
youtube.com
Aku orders pizza
YouTube video by ZaBigTalent
000
Mr. Chonkus @mrchonkus.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I didn't see that coming... I fucking died lmao
static.klipy.com
Alastor Wheeze
ALT: Alastor Wheeze
000