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Mr Chocolate Wheelz

@mrchocolatewheelz.bsky.social
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Comedian | Observational humor Disability, life, & stuff people whisper about. I punch up. Always! Being in a wheelchair, I ain’t got no other choice.

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Mr Chocolate Wheelz @mrchocolatewheelz.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Oh we know. With they independent asses
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Mr Chocolate Wheelz @mrchocolatewheelz.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
#Vogue 📸 🐾
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Mr Chocolate Wheelz @mrchocolatewheelz.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
☥🫶🏾♥️💜🖤🦋💛💚🤎🫶🏾𓂀 #HappyJuneteenth
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Mr Chocolate Wheelz @mrchocolatewheelz.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
If you are sitting at a table at a restaurant. And you’re anticipating an employee to bring you your order. Doesn’t that make you the “waiter”, not the customer?
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Mr Chocolate Wheelz @mrchocolatewheelz.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
If you think that Wemby is better than Shaq. We don’t ever need to have a conversation about basketball.
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Mr Chocolate Wheelz @mrchocolatewheelz.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
This story mad me sad. I hope you go and live the best years of life yet Mr. Ritter. Thank you for reporting the news with integrity, honesty and empathy each time.
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FLAVOR FLAV ⏰ @flavorflav.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
BIG KNICKS ENERGY
Congratulationz to the Knicks
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Mr Chocolate Wheelz @mrchocolatewheelz.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
My Mom would be so hyped about the Knicks winning the NBA championship. I miss that lady beyond words can describe. 🥺😔
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Mr Chocolate Wheelz @mrchocolatewheelz.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
But his birthday ain’t til July. 🤔
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Mr Chocolate Wheelz @mrchocolatewheelz.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Unless you are tied up, blind, passed out or got your back turned. I’ll never understand how more than 2 people get stabbed during the same attack.
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FLAVOR FLAV ⏰ @flavorflav.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
BIG KNICKS ENERGY,!! WHAT A COMEBACK,,, #Knicks
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NY Knicks Fan Reaction
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Mr Chocolate Wheelz @mrchocolatewheelz.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
It’s definitely a wrap for the Spurs within the next 2 games.
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Mr Chocolate Wheelz @mrchocolatewheelz.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
It’s about to be 3-0
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Mr Chocolate Wheelz @mrchocolatewheelz.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I wonder if the Spurs coach is in the locker room keeping it real. Like “if we lost this game, this series is over”. 🤷🏾‍♂️ ::::And just walks out the locker room.:::
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Mr Chocolate Wheelz @mrchocolatewheelz.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Will the Knicks put the 3rd nail in the Spur’s coffin tonight?
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Mr Chocolate Wheelz @mrchocolatewheelz.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
We gotta talk about it. #NBA Who is taking game 1? Knicks Or OKC
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Mr Chocolate Wheelz @mrchocolatewheelz.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
My locs are long enough for them to be put into two sloppy braids… BY MYSELF!
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They Better Watch Out!
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Mr Chocolate Wheelz @mrchocolatewheelz.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
😂😂 I ain’t mad atcha!
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Mr Chocolate Wheelz @mrchocolatewheelz.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
The media is gonna be lighting James Harden the hell up after this sweep 🧹 #NBASky🏀
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Mr Chocolate Wheelz @mrchocolatewheelz.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
#RandomQuestion What direction do you eat a pizza pie; clockwise or counter clockwise?
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Mr Chocolate Wheelz @mrchocolatewheelz.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
🫶🏾
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Have A Happy Day with Lucas & Friends Balloon
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Mr Chocolate Wheelz @mrchocolatewheelz.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Knicks are about to mess around and sweep the Cavs.
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Mr Chocolate Wheelz @mrchocolatewheelz.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
HIV is a very serious illness. I don’t appreciate the guy on the commercial, crying about taking one pill a day to stay alive.
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FLAVOR FLAV ⏰ @flavorflav.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
#RIPRobBase
Rob Base, Flavor Flav, young MC and sugar hill gang
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Mr Chocolate Wheelz @mrchocolatewheelz.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
#Shoutout to NYC! Knicks 2-0 Leggoo! #NBA
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Mr Chocolate Wheelz @mrchocolatewheelz.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
He rescued me in more ways than I did for him. #NationalRescueDogDay (Rocky’s Gotcha Day is in 7 days (5/27)) 🫶🏾🐾 #RockyBalBarkoa
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Mr Chocolate Wheelz @mrchocolatewheelz.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Where the cool kids table?
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Mr Chocolate Wheelz @mrchocolatewheelz.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Game 7 is “go home even if you didn’t want too”. #NBASky
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Mr Chocolate Wheelz @mrchocolatewheelz.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Rhonda that looked like some fake WWE type stuff for a phat check. Leave to Paul to go there 🤦🏾‍♂️
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Mr Chocolate Wheelz @mrchocolatewheelz.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Remember to feed your spirit nature, human connection, peace, laughter, & love everyday.
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Mr Chocolate Wheelz @mrchocolatewheelz.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
#RandomThought Most of all red colored liquids taste good.
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Mr Chocolate Wheelz @mrchocolatewheelz.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Happy Daybreak ALL. ☥ 𓂀 #EarthDay
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Mr Chocolate Wheelz @mrchocolatewheelz.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Good evening. I’m late but I still wanna know. How was your weekend? Whatchu did?
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Mr Chocolate Wheelz @mrchocolatewheelz.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Why does Jade look like she lost mad muscle? #WrestleMania
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Mr Chocolate Wheelz @mrchocolatewheelz.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
I just knew I was gonna be able to put away my winter coats. The weather said “Sike… I bet you won’t”
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Mr Chocolate Wheelz @mrchocolatewheelz.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
#RandomThoughts Thousands of “words” were invented before the word “words” was even invented.
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Mr Chocolate Wheelz @mrchocolatewheelz.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
I miss my Mom. I have to say that every once in awhile to make sure it’s real and that’s she’s really gone. 5 years and I still can’t believe THAT specific woman died. Like what…TF🤦🏾‍♂️😞🥹
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Mr Chocolate Wheelz @mrchocolatewheelz.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Is it unusual that is it light at 7pm? Or am I just late to the party?
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Mr Chocolate Wheelz @mrchocolatewheelz.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
What we talking about tonight? #BlackSky
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Mr Chocolate Wheelz @mrchocolatewheelz.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Happy Daybreak ALL❣️
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Mr Chocolate Wheelz @mrchocolatewheelz.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Ya’ll shoulda threw him out after he made fun of that disabled news reporter. But apparently that didn’t register as “evil” enough. 🤦🏾‍♂️
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Mr Chocolate Wheelz @mrchocolatewheelz.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
10:10🦋🪷🫶🏾♾️
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Mr Chocolate Wheelz @mrchocolatewheelz.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
11:11🪬🧿
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Mr Chocolate Wheelz @mrchocolatewheelz.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
11:11🦋
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Mr Chocolate Wheelz @mrchocolatewheelz.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
🥳 💨 💨 In case you missed it earlier
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Mr Chocolate Wheelz @mrchocolatewheelz.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Happy Daybreak to ME!!☥ It’s my birthday 🎉 (selfish mode activated) I’m officially older… but let’s be honest, I’m still out here trying to figure life out like everybody else. If you see or chat with me today. Just know I’m accepting all love, laughs, free 💨 & food 😛
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Mr Chocolate Wheelz @mrchocolatewheelz.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
You are the motivation flowing through a King’s veins. You are the fresh air that clears his lungs of daily toxins. You are the curator of peace within his Kingdom; the reason he rises, ready to conquer again. Thank you🌙 🪬🧿💫 🫶🏾♾️ ☥
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Mr Chocolate Wheelz @mrchocolatewheelz.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Which is your go-to? CHEEZ-IT Or Goldfish
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Mr Chocolate Wheelz @mrchocolatewheelz.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Whatever happened to T.I.’s comedy special? Did it never come out or just bombed?
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Mr Chocolate Wheelz @mrchocolatewheelz.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Can I tell ya’ll a kinda funny story about me and my original person, my Momma? One day we were at a doctor’s appointment for me as usual (disability life is not for the weak). The doctor comes in starts talking to me and my Mother about my health issue.
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