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Mr Cairo 🐸

@mrcairo77x.bsky.social
7.4K followers 3.6K following 7.3K posts

Film noir. Loud guitars. Cats, dogs, but not for dinner. Occasionally overqualified, by the looks of it. 30 years on air. Gave it up to travel. Was once in the same room as David Bowie. Next time I'm coming back as a handsome billionaire. Indie left.

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Mr Cairo 🐸 @mrcairo77x.bsky.social · 40s
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Mr Cairo 🐸 @mrcairo77x.bsky.social · 1m
I'm sure they clapped at this
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Mr Cairo 🐸 @mrcairo77x.bsky.social · 2m
I bet the popular girl in school ignored him
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Mr Cairo 🐸 @mrcairo77x.bsky.social · 15m
#flipper
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Mr Cairo 🐸 @mrcairo77x.bsky.social · 18m
He must have been holding the chart upside down 🙄
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Mr Cairo 🐸 @mrcairo77x.bsky.social · 1h
Showing the world you're Putin's bitch 3 weeks out of the election is a hell of a look
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Mr Cairo 🐸 @mrcairo77x.bsky.social · 2h
10 years of Trump, I can't help but think this is happening to all of us, in a way
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Mr Cairo 🐸 @mrcairo77x.bsky.social · 2h
Hell of a thread 👇
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Mr Cairo 🐸 @mrcairo77x.bsky.social · 2h
I see the Red Wings are playing tonight. I wonder if Mike Rogers is having a Labatt's down at the bar.
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Mr Cairo 🐸 @mrcairo77x.bsky.social · 13h
If we have to call it SI, let's make it Stupid Intelligence 🤙
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Mr Cairo 🐸 @mrcairo77x.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Gather round with the children!
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Mr Cairo 🐸 @mrcairo77x.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Like a shithole country!!
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Mr Cairo 🐸 @mrcairo77x.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Pro life schmuck say what now?
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Mr Cairo 🐸 @mrcairo77x.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Fuck this guy
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Mr Cairo 🐸 @mrcairo77x.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I can get behind this 👇
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Mr Cairo 🐸 @mrcairo77x.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Everything is shady with these people
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Mr Cairo 🐸 @mrcairo77x.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Karaoke idea, if you're into that
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Mr Cairo 🐸 @mrcairo77x.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Can't reason with this. The only way is to vote him into oblivion
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Mr Cairo 🐸 @mrcairo77x.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Magats still holding their breath for this?
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Mr Cairo 🐸 @mrcairo77x.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
🤔
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Mr Cairo 🐸 @mrcairo77x.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
AI it is, then
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Mr Cairo 🐸 @mrcairo77x.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Grab him by the voting booth
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Mr Cairo 🐸 @mrcairo77x.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Orange felon wants "honest elections" so he has Tina Peters over for a visit. Laughable if it weren't so dangerous.
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Mr Cairo 🐸 @mrcairo77x.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Criminals criminaling
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Mr Cairo 🐸 @mrcairo77x.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
She got tired of "spending time with her family" really quick
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Mr Cairo 🐸 @mrcairo77x.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
😐
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Mr Cairo 🐸 @mrcairo77x.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
💯👇
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Mr Cairo 🐸 @mrcairo77x.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It'll be a glorious day
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Mr Cairo 🐸 @mrcairo77x.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
👇👇👇
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Mr Cairo 🐸 @mrcairo77x.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Pretty sure Iran knows that Mar-a-Lago is a lot closer to them
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Mr Cairo 🐸 @mrcairo77x.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Wrong. It's more like 6 years and change of stupidity and horror
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Mr Cairo 🐸 @mrcairo77x.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hell of a thread 👇 Also, he'll blame Canada when he loses northern states, accusing them of election interference or some bs
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Mr Cairo 🐸 @mrcairo77x.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Would help
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Mr Cairo 🐸 @mrcairo77x.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
👀
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Mr Cairo 🐸 @mrcairo77x.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
😁
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Mr Cairo 🐸 @mrcairo77x.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
👇👇👇
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Mr Cairo 🐸 @mrcairo77x.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
😁
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Mr Cairo 🐸 @mrcairo77x.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
As far as bribes go, $90 is a lousy bribe
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Mr Cairo 🐸 @mrcairo77x.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ditto that
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Mr Cairo 🐸 @mrcairo77x.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I had the pleasure of interviewing Sass Jordan years ago. She was every bit as funny and charming as you would hope her to be. And man. That voice. RIP youtu.be/myXZSAQ_unY?...
youtu.be
Sass Jordan - High Road Easy
YouTube video by SassJordanVEVO
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Mr Cairo 🐸 @mrcairo77x.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He knows he's driving us all into the poorhouse and is now trying to buy our votes
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Mr Cairo 🐸 @mrcairo77x.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I bet he doesn't know what those letters mean
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Mr Cairo 🐸 @mrcairo77x.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I've seen loads of these memes and they've all made me smile 😁
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Mr Cairo 🐸 @mrcairo77x.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You can't reason with something like this
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Mr Cairo 🐸 @mrcairo77x.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I wonder if he told them about that factory that shut down earlier this week putting hundreds out of work
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Mr Cairo 🐸 @mrcairo77x.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That's just brilliant, really
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Mr Cairo 🐸 @mrcairo77x.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Think your Nana or pop can be bought for 90 bucks?
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Mr Cairo 🐸 @mrcairo77x.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
His pal Vlad must be thrilled to bits
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Mr Cairo 🐸 @mrcairo77x.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You can't not love this woman
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Mr Cairo 🐸 @mrcairo77x.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
👀 👀 👀
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