Brian Morris @mrbrianmorris.com · 25/08/2026www.newyorker.com/humor/shouts...newyorker.comThe Least-Wanted Items at My Parents’ Estate SaleSeventeen years’ worth of National Geographics, stacked by my father in order of “least to most erotic.” Price: $400. 000
Brian Morris @mrbrianmorris.com · 08/01/2026When my son was 7, he asked a similar question on a hike. Since young Dads are all brilliant superheroes, I responded “that’s tree rash.” Got home and ordered a few DK on nature that he loved. Now he knows all the fungi by name and I still say tree rash. 020
Brian Morris @mrbrianmorris.com · 31/10/2025I got 2 for you Rémi…”wet glass” by Verity Den and “Fuzz” by Firefriend, let’s see how that grabs you! 120
Brian Morris @mrbrianmorris.com · 19/10/2025Dude, that is an album to be played from front to back, soooo good! 110
Brian Morris @mrbrianmorris.com · 24/08/2025as much as skateboarding stole from corporate designs, I always thought it'd be cool to steal from skateboard logos, heh. Well done, homie! 010
Brian Morris @mrbrianmorris.com · 12/07/2025Hah, I do the same thing, except I name it “tapete,” portuguese for rug :) 010
Brian Morris @mrbrianmorris.com · 05/07/2025The lines change over time but they’re not arbitrary at all. And it’s not silly. But I get your sentiment, being a citizen of one country or another doesn’t give you a license to floss…just because. 100
Brian Morris @mrbrianmorris.com · 24/05/2025ncnewsline.com/2025/04/12/f...ncnewsline.comFEMA will stop 100% cost-share in Helene recovery • NC Newsline"I am extremely disappointed and urge the President to reconsider FEMA’s bad decision, even for 90 days," Gov. Josh Stein said. 000
Brian Morris @mrbrianmorris.com · 26/11/2024www.universalquotation.com/yes-english-...universalquotation.comYes, English can be weird. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though. - Universal Quotation 020
