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Mr Brainz

@mrbrainz.bsky.social
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I don't have this name because I think I'm smart. It's just that my brother was the tall, skinny one so he was more fitting to Pinky🐭

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Mr Brainz @mrbrainz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Least self-aware opin of the century
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Mr Brainz @mrbrainz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Save some pussy for the rest of us, bro
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Mr Brainz @mrbrainz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
How exciting. Plague outbreak. Just what we need! 💐🎈
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Mr Brainz @mrbrainz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Quite interesting that I have a Spotify account that I never use, and when I logged into today I've magically added 2 of Ed Sheeran's albums to my library and "liked" every single track on each album. If you were wondering how major labels fight negative PR in 2026. Free Palestine.
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Mr Brainz @mrbrainz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's tough when you realise that you must be the problem. I have an almost 100% track record of posting on reddit, being downvoted and then attacked by what I perceive as people I class as fun-vacuums. If it's 100%, then I must be the problem. That's not nice to know.
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Michael Cera's George Michael Walk of Shame
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Mr Brainz @mrbrainz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Damn. Illuminati gave me my first reddit warning for commenting on a post about an Isreali bully threatening to murder the families of pro-Palestine aid workers. Wild.
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Mr Brainz @mrbrainz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Latest episode of The Mind Dojo up for playback. Sponsored by Diamond Hog Male Enhancement Gummies. soundcloud.com/djbrainz/gar...
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Garage n Bass Quits The Ed Sheeran Tour – Episode 460 – Bumpy UK Garage with DJ BrainZ
Features tracks from Cunning MC / Efan, Particles, Hitch.93, All In UKG, rom&BAAWLA / Sillage / c8o, Lacides De Los Santos, keiki., Amateur Horror / sbk, Tuff Culture, Brooksie, Mattik, SQWID, Usual C
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Mr Brainz @mrbrainz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I was gonna say that this Opin hits differently in Utah
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Mr Brainz @mrbrainz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The last line of this fess took a left turn at Albuquerque
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Mr Brainz @mrbrainz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Was it love that you're feeling?
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Mr Brainz @mrbrainz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
44 years of age and I still can't spell aethstetic astetic aestethic - HOW SHIT BE LOOKING
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Mr Brainz @mrbrainz.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Why is it called "Compacting Session Tokens" and not Sloptimisation?
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Mr Brainz @mrbrainz.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I decided to reimagine the bookmarklet caterpillar I birthed 11 years ago into the Chrome Extension butterfly it was always meant to be. Now with added cringe. Soundcloud Stream Manager 2.0 mrbrainz.github.io/Soundcloud-S...
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Soundcloud Stream Manager
A Chrome extension that lets you prune your SoundCloud stream in real time - hide old tracks, long mixes, tracks already in a playlist, or whole genres.
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Mr Brainz @mrbrainz.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I know X's community is pretty cooked, but reddit is in a close second for dumbest users.
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Mr Brainz @mrbrainz.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I saw this on Scam City. In Buenos Aires They drug you and rob you. She was probably working abroad. youtu.be/qQano9BaJxg?...
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Scam City: Buenos Aires - Deception & Trickery in the 'Paris of the South' | Free Doccumentary
YouTube video by Free Documentary
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Mr Brainz @mrbrainz.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Had a sudden horrific vision of American Vinted where you're selling a .45 ACP to an incel.
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Mr Brainz @mrbrainz.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Reddit never changes. Just posted a video I said I worked 6 months on. Reddit replied with "without watching it, here's 10 reasons why you're a cunt".
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Mr Brainz @mrbrainz.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
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Barbie Doll's Surprised Disgusted Look
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Mr Brainz @mrbrainz.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Should be more worried they think you're a nonce waiting for the bell to go
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Mr Brainz @mrbrainz.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Just to prove this is no bullshit, check the NPS text
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Mr Brainz @mrbrainz.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Well this madw my day. Just called BT broadband sales. Straight up, no sense of irony, the Scottish salesman finished his opening script with "my name is Dave and I'll be your guide". Easy there, Falconhoof. youtu.be/PzKo1JPNf4s?...
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Falconhoof and Jingle the Jester - Limmy's Show - BBC
YouTube video by BBC
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Mr Brainz @mrbrainz.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Check out the playlist on @beatportdj.bsky.social critics have described as "there" and "existing". Brainz's Garage Bangers for July 26 www.beatport.com/playlists/sh...
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Playlist | Beatport
Check out the top 100 electronic dance music tracks on Beatport. Explore the artists and songs for these EDM DJ tracks now.
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Mr Brainz @mrbrainz.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Hairless, sweaty and quivering, we just hit record and saw where the mood took them. (Bald man played boomer music to an audience of 2) soundcloud.com/djbrainz/cra...
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Crab Rangooning To Garage n Bass – Episode 454 – Bumpy UK Garage with DJ BrainZ
Features tracks from Cardinal Sound, Limmz, Mistrust, Ryder DJ, Tonejax, Charles Jay, D&G, Aruhtra, Foster Rogue, Beverley Skeete, Juni, Krafty Kuts, Kak Hatt, Zdot, UFO Project, Leo Wood, Caru, Brand
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Mr Brainz @mrbrainz.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Apparently 12 years ago today I bought Google Glass. That was a great investment. 🤡
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Mr Brainz @mrbrainz.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
So then I said I was going to nickname it the Gaza strip as I was going to cause a genocide on that pus.... what's that? Yeah I did put out a radio show this morning. Here you go. soundcloud.com/djbrainz/gar...
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Garage n Bass, Bruh – Episode 453 – Bumpy UK Garage with DJ BrainZ
Features tracks from Bill Bond, Bop, My Pet Monster, Eyezic, DJ FluxOne, Blakk Habit, Bruguh, Hutcher, Hans Glader, Travis World, Bunji Garlin, Skinny Fabulous, MC Fizzy x General Degree, Mr Jazz Step
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Mr Brainz @mrbrainz.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Found the greased up deaf guy
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Family Guy: Greased Up Deaf Guy Touches Candy
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Mr Brainz @mrbrainz.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
You're my mate aren't you Jah-mez
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Mr Brainz @mrbrainz.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Decided to try full blownsies Claude Code and have hit my token limit in every window I've worked in already. Quantum computers need to hurry the f up so that I can stop killing the planet as badly with my vibe coding and reduce the amount of times I'm getting blueballed by a Frenchman. 👨🏻‍🎨
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Mr Brainz @mrbrainz.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Big Fs in the chat for Juno Download, boys. Was my go-to for every radio show I've tracklisted for the last 15 years. RIP.
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Mr Brainz @mrbrainz.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
[LEAKED] OnlyFans post-curry wafflestomping disaster leads to most embarrassing plumber callout ever. Sorry I mean I just uploaded my latest radio show soundcloud.com/djbrainz/gar...
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Garage n Bass n A Big Pizza Pie – Episode 450 – Bumpy UK Garage with DJ BrainZ
Features tracks from Nairen, FROZT, Conbel Evrence, Declan Knapp, messwave, Mr Sparkle, Baker, Bollock Boyz, Ogasawara, hiRobbie, Fraxy, 2 Below, Marcos Seoul, Kanetaker, Mar’One, Duncan Powell, Save
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Mr Brainz @mrbrainz.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
When it comes to naming your files for free downloads, there are 2 types of people
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Mr Brainz @mrbrainz.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Hang tight the gang remixing, covering, sampling, using Splice & sample packs, hitting "Bounce" and then crying that using AI to make music is cheating. You fucking mugs.
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Mr Brainz @mrbrainz.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Looks like the entire world is thinking it. Get a fucking spine, America.
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Mr Brainz @mrbrainz.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Just uploaded: Headlining DJ was actually just an advanced AI in disguise which said "This shit took no talent at all to fool you. Telling." Set audio here: soundcloud.com/djbrainz/glo...
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Global Garage n Bass Goodness – Episode 449 – Bumpy UK Garage with DJ BrainZ
Features tracks from Adir Colonna, Bartam, Jaime Deraz, Bad Boyfriend, Marzetti, MC Subdolo, SUNSHINE, Slex Allen, D&G, Radical DJ, Donae’o, Wiguez, Systile, Lewis Knights, Rocket Dubz, Lash, dg., BGZ
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Mr Brainz @mrbrainz.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Accidentally opened X's algorithmic feed and was instantly greeted with a divorced mum from Cheshire complaining that the government purposely ruined her weather on Easter weekend by spraying the skies yesterday. In case you wanted to know how it's going over there.
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Mr Brainz @mrbrainz.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Just uploaded: Middle-aged balding pile of pudding visits various old people's homes and shouts "HEY BABY SHOW ME HOW THEM CHEEKS FART" I'm sorry I mean my latest radio show soundcloud.com/djbrainz/gul...
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Gulp A Guinness To Garage n Bass – Episode 448 – Bumpy UK Garage with DJ BrainZ
Features tracks from Eloquin & Olivia Rose, Player Dave, Jeftuz, Subaholic’s, Bond Villain, Vynx Dance, Kurei, Voka, RYNS, Bklava, koldblok, XGXA, Mr Jazz Step, Mar’One, Asahi Crew, Moyu, BGZ, longsto
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Mr Brainz @mrbrainz.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
When the Soundcloud Buy link actually goes to a place where you can buy the track
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Dis Belief Surprised GIF
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Mr Brainz @mrbrainz.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Uploaded: The ambitious woke reboot of Bum Fights called Hobo Hugs. Hoostees! International bad boys ina di house.... Sorry, popcorn fire related fugue state there. Here's my latest radio show. soundcloud.com/djbrainz/hug...
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Huge Garage n Bass – Episode 447 – Bumpy UK Garage with DJ BrainZ
Features tracks from Alec Soren, Rude Boi Brand, Mr Sparkle, Nocturne UK, Jelani Blackman, Badger, Hujie, Efan, Scrufizzer, SKYHIGH, Adam Kronik, Leventis Ukg, Ease Up George, Knock2, Nicche, Lockerz,
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Mr Brainz @mrbrainz.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
And the award for most ambitious ad of the day goes to...
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Mr Brainz @mrbrainz.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
New desktop
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Mr Brainz @mrbrainz.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Just uploaded: Hobo repeatedly punches bucket filled with tightly packed fish guts [AUDIO]... Sorry I mean my latest radio show soundcloud.com/djbrainz/gar...
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Garage n Bass That Switches You On – Episode 446 – Bumpy UK Garage with DJ BrainZ
Features tracks from Delgado, M3l, Forever,Jay., Aureo Azul, Andre Baoume, Baker, Mr Jazz Step, Nocturne UK, Kazumi Anzai, Arctic Skull, Boltcutter, MURIX, Save Me The Trouble, BWK Project, Floppy Dis
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Mr Brainz @mrbrainz.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
My watch just told me I hit my bedtime target last night. No one tell it that this was because I ate so much junk food I passed out on the sofa.
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Mr Brainz @mrbrainz.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
With it being this close to Valentine's Day, it's important to remember that after AIDS there was NRS, and after NRS there was UBT. Also, never trust your thermocheck.
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Mr Brainz @mrbrainz.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Literally uncorrected Word's autocomplete switching my hyphen to an emdash because I dont want anyone reading my document to think I used AI. Weird times.
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Mr Brainz @mrbrainz.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Just uploaded: Epstein's Spotify Playlist. Sorry I mean my latest radio show soundcloud.com/djbrainz/gar...
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Garage n Bass To Get Lit To – Episode 445 – Bumpy UK Garage with DJ BrainZ
Features tracks from Amber Jay, Resident, DixonBeats, Lupole, Meroman, Avh, pitch_adj, Isaiah Dreads, Zdot, Reece Rose, MJ Cole, PinkPantheress, Clarcq, Jazsanidk, kailnoa, Tripleset, Vulture Theory,
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Mr Brainz @mrbrainz.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Fantastic youtube.com/shorts/rj_kT...
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The Epstein Awards... 🏆
YouTube video by Chris Barnes
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Mr Brainz @mrbrainz.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
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Mr Brainz @mrbrainz.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
I'm a big KISS fan. Seen them live twice. However, they have definitely been tarnished for me.
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Mr Brainz @mrbrainz.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
They didn't even try to hide it. KISS has a song called Christine Sixteen and Winger's biggest hit was Seventeen. My personal fav was this hit from Rye Spangle - www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHxG...
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RYE Spangle - Playground Bang-a-round
YouTube video by Megatron Bison
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Mr Brainz @mrbrainz.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
This is one of the only things keeping me positive about the state of the world right now. I really hope the GOP are stopped from preventing the midterms.
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