(To the tune of I Shaved My Head by La Dispute) "I shaved my bush in the sink I left the water running! I watched my pubes block the drain..." or smth idk.
Mr. Big Penis.
@mrbigpenis.bsky.social
156 followers 720 following 963 posts
Hi I'm Mr. Big Penis. You'll never guess what I've got in my pants. I'm a linguist or smth but my true calling is fucking your parents. The cat is named Fulgora. If you're from Michigan please don't be. Do not expect many commas. He/him/The/it. 🔞.
