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Jeremy Bearimy

@mrbearimy.bsky.social
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Canucks, nerd stuff and fancy cardboard

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Jeremy Bearimy @mrbearimy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Lmao. Get fucked, Oilers.
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Jeremy Bearimy @mrbearimy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Babcock looks like he’s about to cry. Good.
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Jeremy Bearimy @mrbearimy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Grade A goal celebration by Sasson.
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Jeremy Bearimy @mrbearimy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Seems good.
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Jeremy Bearimy @mrbearimy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
How bad could that Converse ad be? *looks* Jesus Christ!
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Jeremy Bearimy @mrbearimy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Top 5 Simpsons lines I utter most: 1. Not once, not twice, but thrice! 2. Hey, this is fun isn’t it? We’re all gonna die! 3. Excellent 4. It’s just a little airborne it’s still good! 5. Woohoo!
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Jeremy Bearimy @mrbearimy.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
First episode of Lanterns was shockingly good.
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Jeremy Bearimy @mrbearimy.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Me: stoned as hell watching The Odyssey shipwreck scene in 4DX
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Jeremy Bearimy @mrbearimy.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I managed to coast through most of college getting Bs doing this. My final two papers got Fs though. Go figure.
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Graphic Comments @graphic-comments.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
It seems some of you have forgotten.
poorly handled drawn chart with corruption on y axis and incompetence on axis. points labeled IOC in top left, NHL in bottom right, and FIFA in top right
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Jeremy Bearimy @mrbearimy.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Stupid BlueSky discourse has me wanting shrimp for dinner
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Jeremy Bearimy @mrbearimy.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Name a movie that flopped at the box office but is actually great #FilmSky
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Tremors: Burt Gummer and Wife with Guns
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Jeremy Bearimy @mrbearimy.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Today’s a new day, NHL GMs. Y’all really going to let Kyle Davidson do the craziest thing this offseason? What are you, chicken?
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Gob Bluth's Iconic Chicken Dance
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Jeremy Bearimy @mrbearimy.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Everyone: this offseason is going to be so boring with a weak UFA class NHL GMs: hold my beer *NHL GMs start railing heroic amounts of coke with their now free hands* NHL GMs: LETS FUCKING GO!
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Jeremy Bearimy @mrbearimy.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Can’t have any rookies for your coach to bully if you trade away all of your draft picks
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Big Brain Meme: Man Taps Forehead
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Jeremy Bearimy @mrbearimy.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Fuck ass AI nonsense
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Jeremy Bearimy @mrbearimy.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I just wish Desus and Mero were still friends to see the Knicks get their ring.
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Jeremy Bearimy @mrbearimy.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
No better graphs in sports than the late comeback win probably chart
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Jeremy Bearimy @mrbearimy.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I just wish Desus and Mero were still friends to see this Knicks run together
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Jeremy Bearimy @mrbearimy.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Did not have Mike Bloomberg taking a Stinger Splash while court side on my bingo card.
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Jeremy Bearimy @mrbearimy.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
umble in the Bronx was a childhood staple of mine, my innocence died when I realized it was filmed in Vancouver.
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TranquiloBastard @tranquilodude.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
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Jeremy Bearimy @mrbearimy.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
NHL post playoff eliminations reports always go: “punctured lung, destroyed ACL…oh, this guy actually had the plague. Yes, that plague.”
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Jeremy Bearimy @mrbearimy.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Folks said the Leafs new management made the right first move when they let go of Berube. Looks like the Canucks just made their first right move (if true).
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Jeremy Bearimy @mrbearimy.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
me blocking someone
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Jeremy Bearimy @mrbearimy.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
My expectations were low and this still sucks
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Jeremy Bearimy @mrbearimy.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Time to see if the NHL’s balls dropping in our faces makes us happy or sad.
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Jeremy Bearimy @mrbearimy.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Joh Garret was Canucks fans stoner uncle who also happened to be one of the best color commentators in hockey. May the 4:20 calls continue forever.
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Jeremy Bearimy @mrbearimy.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
The Arty Party is officially on in Pittsburgh
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Jeremy Bearimy @mrbearimy.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I almost feel bad for Bos…nah, can’t even finish that. This is hilarious!
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Jeremy Bearimy @mrbearimy.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Kiss him! …oh wait, shit. He did it.
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Leila Brillson @leilza.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.
Infowars/Onion combo logo in rainbow saying “I support the onion’s hostile media takeover.”
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Jeremy Bearimy @mrbearimy.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Do Foote next.
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Jeremy Bearimy @mrbearimy.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
I’d never thought I’d say this, but Sydney Sweeney should be above what they’ve got her doing in this show.
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Jeremy Bearimy @mrbearimy.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
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Jeremy Bearimy @mrbearimy.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
I just raised my own beer to this old man’s departed, loyal fridge.
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Jeremy Bearimy @mrbearimy.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Wrong. Worked the final night before the location on Oak closed.
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Jeremy Bearimy @mrbearimy.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
April Fools-ass Canucks game
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Jeremy Bearimy @mrbearimy.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Change the logos, names and dates and send this back to Jack
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Jeremy Bearimy @mrbearimy.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Charmin soft-ass ownership
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Jeremy Bearimy @mrbearimy.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
How messed up is it that the US claimed hockey while Canada is taking back basketball?
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Jeremy Bearimy @mrbearimy.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Take lesson: sometimes the most powerful thing to say is a wordy “you’re a fucking clown, bud”
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Jeremy Bearimy @mrbearimy.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
What celebrity death hurt you the most?
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a man is wearing a black shirt that says i 'm your papi
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Jeremy Bearimy @mrbearimy.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
I know there’s been many a low point for the Canucks this year, but getting shutout by the husk of James Reimer has to be up there.
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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
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Jeremy Bearimy @mrbearimy.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
If all these Nathan Fillion knocks on the door of a Firefly cast mate and says “it’s time” videos end with anything less than a Firefly revival, there will be blood on the streets.
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Jeremy Bearimy @mrbearimy.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Man’s going to dislocate his own jaw trying to eat an extra large sandwich in one bite like Scooby Doo one day.
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Jeremy Bearimy @mrbearimy.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Plus, who the hell invites a cop to the after party?
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Jeremy Bearimy @mrbearimy.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
“You should eat Brady”
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Jeremy Bearimy @mrbearimy.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
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