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MJ.

@mrata.bsky.social
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Compassionate, strong willed, unafraid to burn you if you cross her. ╱ *taps sign* Read the carrd! 21+ mrata.carrd.co inmrata on twitter

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MJ. @mrata.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
I keep forgetting to use this.
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MJ. @mrata.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
I respect this so much. Clapping for you.
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MJ. @mrata.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Receiving texts for a 10% off Black Friday sale... just spit in my face, why don't you.
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MJ. @mrata.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
I was just thinking this earlier?? Like when did... when did that change?
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MJ. @mrata.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
This is the only way to celebrate (endure) this day.
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MJ. @mrata.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
I come on here to hype some people, reply to some shit, then hop my ass back over to Twitter out of comfort. But this WILL be the place I land... when more features are added.
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MJ. @mrata.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
I too have a deeply personal relationship with a drafts feature. Get it together, @bsky.app.
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MJ. @mrata.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
The edibles aren't hitting hard enough. I need a lobotomy.
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MJ. @mrata.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Yeah like, imagine eating those tiny pebbles at the bottom of a fishbowl. It's like that. 🙃 Don't believe these people.
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MJ. @mrata.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
OF COURSE IT'S THE SPRINKLES. Bread? GOOD. Butter? DELICIOUS. Sprinkles? I- I need a Valium.
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MJ. @mrata.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
You're so welcome in my space bc my friends and I don't move like that. <3 Worms for brains ass people.
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MJ. @mrata.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
The texture of fairy bread pisses me off. Be fucking serious.
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MJ. @mrata.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
// Copy/paste away, queen. Can I get you anything else? A chardonnay? A pixel child? Just let me know!!
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MJ. @mrata.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
This is fucking fouuul and I'm so sorry you've dealt with that. People are weird as fuck. 😭
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MJ. @mrata.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Dark humor to cope with The Horrors? Fucking around and finding out for the plot? DELICIOUS.
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MJ. @mrata.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
It's crazy how I haven't eaten anything all day and have a killer migraine. Such a mystery why that is.
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MJ. @mrata.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
You get it. Gotta hire someone to take him out by his knees.
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MJ. @mrata.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Stop, you're cute. He's a serial predator and goes after super young fan girls. It's an open secret in Hollywood, yet nothing has ever happened to him. 🙃
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MJ. @mrata.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
BIG MOOD.
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MJ. @mrata.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
He is the reason for my bad days.
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MJ. @mrata.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
God, I just hate J*red L*to so much.
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MJ. @mrata.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Some sourdough bread with butter and sea salt would hit so hard right now.
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MJ. @mrata.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
She's GAW-JUSSS.
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MJ. @mrata.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Authenticity is the only acceptable vibe.
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MJ. @mrata.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Something about being weird with someone is 🤌
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MJ. @mrata.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
The ability to block an entire list of terrible people with two clicks? Efficient and sexy as fuck. Spit in my mouth, Bluesky.
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MJ. @mrata.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
This is DIABOLICAL (the best).
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MJ. @mrata.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
// Bluesky please put in a location space. I need to break up some of these deets.
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MJ. @mrata.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
// That spacing better be centered bc I damn near broke my back to do it. But, hi. <3
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MJ. @mrata.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀mrata ⠀⠀⠀aka Meagan (MJ) Ratajkowski. ⠀⠀⠀Nico's mom. Multi-hyphenate. ⠀⠀⠀Textbook Aries with no chill. ⠀⠀⠀She/her. Adv. lit, descriptive writer. ⠀⠀⠀21+ only. Strictly in character. ⠀⠀⠀mrata.carrd.co
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 22/11/2024
Your purpose on earth is not to argue with people who intentionally want to misunderstand you
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paul! @dreadvlhaze.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
* ﹟ M E S C A L actor. irish. baker. trinket collector. greek myth nerd. daisys lover. dad joke expert. homebody. loves rom coms & 70s music.
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𖥔 ࣪˖ 𝓓𝓪𝔂𝓼𝓲 ⏾*:・ @wildflowerdaysi.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
🥀🕯️‧₊˚ ☽
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MJ. @mrata.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
A lot of moving pieces currently.
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MJ. @mrata.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Update?
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MJ. @mrata.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Eating Taco Bell as my pre-dinner meal while dinner cooks. Just girly things.
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MJ. @mrata.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
It's genuinely maddening to listen to people talk about things they know nothing about and say you're wrong, when you have experience or an expertise in the topic they're discussing.
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KevOnStage @kevonstage.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
The peace on Bluesky has made Twitter seem WORSE.
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MJ. @mrata.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Slang trends are so fascinating to me because all of the sudden, everyone around me will be saying a word/phrase I've never heard before, then a few months later, nobody is using it anymore. How does society decide when one is or isn't relevant? What is the life cycle of a popular phrase?
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MJ. @mrata.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
A melty, gooey chocolate chip cookie would fix everything wrong in my brain.
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MJ. @mrata.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀A good night, documented. 👼 ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀
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MJ. @mrata.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
If I lived in a multi-level home ("treehouse" style?) where I had to walk down 20+ stairs to the backyard area, I'd for sure tumble a time or two. Especially first thing in the morning; tired as hell, taking the dogs out. That's a safety hazard.
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MJ. @mrata.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Love noticing details about people I overlooked before. You have freckles on your shoulders. There's a bit of hazel in your eyes. Such wonderfully unique features to appreciate.
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tinsel troye 🎄 @acidrcflux.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
For my fellow FL/RP/Parody accts who would like to block or mute any Tr*mp supporters — follow this link and hit subscribe bsky.app/profile/did:...
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MJ. @mrata.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
...this sounds so vaguely familiar.
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thalia @ramenwhcre.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
Repost if you’re a parody account.💙
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MJ. @mrata.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
I actually like not seeing views because it's not my business how many people have perceived me.
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