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Farted. Blamed the cat. Said cat immediately stopped what he was doing and glared at me as if to say “I’ll gut you like a fish!”

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Andrew @mradknight.bsky.social · 18h

Pre-ordered. Can't wait for more Fugitive Doctor stories.

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Andrew @mradknight.bsky.social · 22h

I don’t believe in the death penalty anyway, but this botched execution sounds horrific.

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Andrew @mradknight.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Why do seed pods on Wisteria have to look so much like runner-beans!? That’s an accident waiting to happen…

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Andrew @mradknight.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Sister: How can you drink at 3pm on a school day? Me: Trust me, I’m horribly lucid without it.

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Andrew @mradknight.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I really need to work on toning up my arms in a big way. You can see far too much cellulite as it currently stands. :/

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Andrew @mradknight.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Got the whole day off so spending it drinking wine and watching Two Pints.

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Andrew @mradknight.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The brunch of champions: lightly toasted sourdough, topped with smashed avocado, fried egg and cherry tomatoes, and topped with a balsamic glaze! 🐷🐷🐷

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Andrew @mradknight.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Got both the kitties with me on the couch.

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Andrew @mradknight.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

And, once again, as I tuck myself into bed, I can’t help but think these weekends go by too bloody fast.

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What is a Weekend?

ALT: What is a Weekend?

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Andrew @mradknight.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Making a Sunday Roast. As you do when you’re British. And it’s Sunday.

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Andrew @mradknight.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The weekly shovelling of chicken shit has commenced…

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Andrew @mradknight.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Forgot to post pics from Anastacia.

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Andrew @mradknight.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

You know that thing where you’re so tired that when you slide into bed all your muscles just relax at once and it’s like you and the bed are one? That.

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Cozy Puppy in Bed

ALT: Cozy Puppy in Bed

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Andrew @mradknight.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

‘Ghost’ by Sugababes is a great bop. I hope it does well.

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Andrew @mradknight.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The consultant has called: No major concerns. My bone density is a little low, and I have some higher liver markers on the blood tests. Fortunately these can be managed by making some lifestyle changes.

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Andrew @mradknight.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Waiting to hear back from my consultant the results of my scans and blood tests, and I am really nervous.

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Andrew @mradknight.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Does anyone know if Clayton Hotels offer a veggie breakfast option!?

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Andrew @mradknight.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

This, kids, is a two pint glass! Momma’s off the wagon…

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Andrew @mradknight.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Wish the olives on my tree got this big!

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Andrew @mradknight.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Anyone happen to know what time Anastacia is on stage tonight in Cardiff!?

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Andrew @mradknight.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Just remembered I have to drive to Cardiff tomorrow for a gig. That'll be fun. God-willing, the traffic won't be bad.

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Superstore Character Prays

ALT: Superstore Character Prays

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Andrew @mradknight.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

He’s such a fucking twat.

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Andrew @mradknight.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Is it possible to Deliveroo wine? Asking for a "friend".

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Wine Chug

ALT: Wine Chug

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Andrew @mradknight.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

What should I get for dinner tonight?

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Andrew @mradknight.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Fed the hens some corn and they’ve gobbled it up like the little piggies they are!

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Andrew @mradknight.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Just slipped on the stairs and went down like a sack of shit. Landed on my hip and it is killing me.

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Andrew @mradknight.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

An ex-girlfriend has gotten in touch to find out how I am after the better part of 27 years…

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Andrew @mradknight.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Monster: The Lizzie Borden Story on Netflix is really quite a good watch. I knew next to nothing about her story before, so I hope it’s accurate - I now consider myself a dilettante of this story.

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Andrew @mradknight.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

• 𝗔𝗴𝗲: 45 in December • 𝗣𝗿𝗼𝗻𝗼𝘂𝗻𝘀: He/him • 𝗛𝗲𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁: 183cm • 𝗦𝗵𝗼𝗲 𝘀𝗶𝘇𝗲: 12 • 𝗦𝗶𝗴𝗻: Ophiuchus • 𝗦𝗲𝘅𝘂𝗮𝗹𝗶𝘁𝘆: Gay/Sapio • 𝗧𝗮𝗸𝗲𝗻?: Yes • 𝗙𝗮𝘃e 𝗳𝗼𝗼𝗱: Not fussy • 𝗦𝗺𝗼𝗸e: quit 20+ years ago • 𝗧𝗮𝘁𝘁𝗼𝗼𝘀: 3 • 𝗣𝗶𝗲𝗿𝗰𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀: 4 • 𝗙𝗮𝘃 𝗰𝗼𝗹𝗼𝗿: Purple/Black/Silver • 𝗗𝗠𝘀?: Not generally • 𝗠𝘂𝘀𝗶𝗰?: All sorts.

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Andrew @mradknight.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

IMHO you can’t compare the Milla Jovovich movies with what I just saw: one is a series of popcorn/action movies, the other is an actual horror. Both are great for different reasons.

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Andrew @mradknight.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Off to see the new Resident Evil movie tonight. I hope it’s good.

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Andrew @mradknight.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Only had one client today so I’m now in the garden enjoying a glass of wine and the autumn sunshine. Sitting in the shade so my pasty little ass doesn’t burn, obvs.!