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Mr. Spongecake

@mr-spongecake.bsky.social
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Aspiring musician and gamer. Also Bluesky sh*tposter.

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Mr. Spongecake @mr-spongecake.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Literal. Dickcheese. I don't think he knows what "literal" means.
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Mr. Spongecake @mr-spongecake.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
More like Asmongormless.
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Mr. Spongecake @mr-spongecake.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I was just saying that because Congress has just him get away with a bunch of things so far. But even if they were gonna do THAT, then it's a good thing that Trump was lying here. 😛
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Mr. Spongecake @mr-spongecake.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A) $5K doesn't even cover much more than a month of expenses for most households. B) He can't do that but Congress will probably still let him do it. C) That is, if he actually was gonna do something like that. We all know he won't.
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Mr. Spongecake @mr-spongecake.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I used to use it all the time but stopped once I got the full breadth of what it means. Same with the N slur, which I used very rarely but also stopped once I thought more than not at all about its origins. I'm also anxious about change. If I can do it, anyone can. witchsky.app/profile/did:...
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Mr. Spongecake @mr-spongecake.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
LOL I just got followed by a Julie and then I tried to snap a picture to show you guys before reporting it and it got suspended. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Mr. Spongecake @mr-spongecake.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Looks like Mr. Clean going through a mid-life crisis.
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Mr. Spongecake @mr-spongecake.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It is CLEAR to those with active critical skills, my good lad. A-fuh fuh fuh fuh (Sips tea with extended pinky.)
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Mr. Spongecake @mr-spongecake.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That is a good one but I'm personally more partial to "fuckbilled twatypus".
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Mr. Spongecake @mr-spongecake.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
No, the rich hate wealth taxes because it means they'll have a little less money than the billions they already have and they want to have all the money in the world.
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Mr. Spongecake @mr-spongecake.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They're also super affectionate. I've seen a number of black cats be some of the biggest love-bugs in the world. One of them is my little man I have here who likes to lounge on my chest while I'm sitting at my PC.
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Mr. Spongecake @mr-spongecake.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When are we gonna see the Ouya app?
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Mr. Spongecake @mr-spongecake.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Is baby.
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Mr. Spongecake @mr-spongecake.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
In his diaper he dump. What a smell.
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Mr. Spongecake @mr-spongecake.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Reneging on a promise?! TRUMP?! NO WAY! I DON'T BELIEVE IT! 😱
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Mr. Spongecake @mr-spongecake.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Meanwhile, Mike Johnson is up there saying that congresspeople need to be allowed to trade stocks because $170k a year isn't enough for them to make ends meet. But I honestly don't know how he could know anything about that, he's a very busy man.
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Mr. Spongecake @mr-spongecake.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This post is slightly misleading in that it wasn't a resolution, it was an agreed conclusion which is different than a resolution in that it's a commitment by the country towards something. This fact alone, however doesn't make the pedo-cheeto look any better. www.snopes.com/fact-check/u...
snopes.com
Was US the only nation to vote against UN resolution promoting women's equality?
The vote took place two months after Trump withdrew the U.S. from the U.N. organization dedicated to gender equality.
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Mr. Spongecake @mr-spongecake.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Doors also taught me how to light my fire and now I'm in prison for arson.
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Mr. Spongecake @mr-spongecake.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You seem like the kind of man that'd reply to such a sincere and totally legit call for love. If you feel like the kind of woman that is, give them a response!
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Mr. Spongecake @mr-spongecake.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This isn't a surprising response from the pedo-cheeto since the 1st amendment is a right and he's trampled on that.
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Mr. Spongecake @mr-spongecake.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
youtu.be/ZIF_c0e22Bw?...
youtu.be
I bet you can't make a sentence without the letter A
YouTube video by Jehtt
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Mr. Spongecake @mr-spongecake.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The community notes remain the only good thing about Xitter.
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Mr. Spongecake @mr-spongecake.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Well, it IS something Trump promised aloud to the world. But at the same time, it's something TRUMP promised aloud to the world. 🤷‍♂️
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Mr. Spongecake @mr-spongecake.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Two things: 1) Of COURSE it's a Newsmax anchor kissing the ass of a White House official. 2) If these idiots knew how AI works, they wouldnt be thinking it's any kind of actual smart, let alone a "SuPeR iNtElLiGeNcE."
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Mr. Spongecake @mr-spongecake.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
His mother is very proud.
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Mr. Spongecake @mr-spongecake.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I've since deleted the post as I don't wanna spread misinformation.
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Mr. Spongecake @mr-spongecake.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
So this is on me. Early this morning, I posted a thing that spread fear-mongering about discord bots and was responsible for doing the thing that I tell others not to do. Props to @dynode.eurosky.social for pointing this out to me. More info regarding this: gist.github.com/TwilightZebb...
gist.github.com
About the "Discord's Hidden Bots" misinformation
About the "Discord's Hidden Bots" misinformation. GitHub Gist: instantly share code, notes, and snippets.
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Mr. Spongecake @mr-spongecake.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Thanks for pointing this out. I'll probably delete the OP because it's doing the thing I always tell others not to do, which is spreading misinformation before verifying. Ill take that article and repost it in a bit.
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Mr. Spongecake @mr-spongecake.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This was the response I got.
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Mr. Spongecake @mr-spongecake.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I thought congress was in recess until after the midterms.
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Mr. Spongecake @mr-spongecake.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Also insulting his own citizens on a world stage. There's that, too lol
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Mr. Spongecake @mr-spongecake.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A malignant narcissist would do literally all of these things.
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Mr. Spongecake @mr-spongecake.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I keep getting these on the regular. I've reported and blocked so many of them already.
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Mr. Spongecake @mr-spongecake.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"I wanted to use a slur but I didn't want to use a slur."
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Mr. Spongecake @mr-spongecake.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
A fascist says what?
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Mr. Spongecake @mr-spongecake.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Two things: 1) Why couldn't you have just replied to my post instead of reposting it? 2) Am I wrong? You keep poking the beehive, you're gonna get stung.
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Mr. Spongecake @mr-spongecake.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Mike Johnson doesn't know anything about any cult, he's been very busy. 🫠
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Mr. Spongecake @mr-spongecake.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Honestly, the thing he could do that would impress me the most is take accountability for anything aside from the good things he didn't do, because he's a malignant narcissist.
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Mr. Spongecake @mr-spongecake.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"I only came on here to show you couldn't move on from me if your lives depended on it" People can't move on from you if you just show up and begin talking shit lolol.
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Mr. Spongecake @mr-spongecake.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I just used gambling as an example because when compared to what guns do, it seems like a minor thing yet it's regulated and guns are not. Both the anti gun law and pro abortion people fear monger to win people over too. Ever notice that?
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Mr. Spongecake @mr-spongecake.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Yeah, at that point it's "ThEy'Re TrYiNg To TaKe AwAy SeCoNd AmEnDmEnT" when we're talking about regulations, not a total ban.
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Mr. Spongecake @mr-spongecake.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If anyone you know still doesn't believe Trump is a narcissist, just point them to the fact that he's fighting so hard to have his name put on the Kennedy Center.
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Mr. Spongecake @mr-spongecake.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
And that's because unfettered gun access benefits the gun companies' profits so Republicans will shoot down every common sense gun law that regulates gun ownership. Isn't it wild that gambling is more regulated than guns?
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Mr. Spongecake @mr-spongecake.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
They'll say they're protecting children when banning abortion but once the kids are pushed out they couldn't care less about them.
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Mr. Spongecake @mr-spongecake.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Well, he could still try and is known for rampant SLAPP suits so it would be on brand for him. But the reason he doesn't is because of a little phase in lawsuits that I'm sure he's aware of called "discovery".
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Mr. Spongecake @mr-spongecake.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
A fair price! I'll bet it makes me a burger, too!
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Mr. Spongecake @mr-spongecake.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It should have happened before he became president the second time.
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Mr. Spongecake @mr-spongecake.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Oh I KNOW he wouldn't. I know this man has stiffed so many contractors. It's as legit a promise as his promise to release the Epstein files. lol
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Mr. Spongecake @mr-spongecake.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
You sure about #2? Congress certainly seems complacent about the two wars and illegal tariffs he started. War powers resolutions were voted down by the majority.
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Mr. Spongecake @mr-spongecake.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Dude should probably get some ice cream.
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