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Mr. Shrink

@mr-shrink.bsky.social
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Doctors love me. 18+ only, no kids PLEASE. Artist, Animator, fetishist probably Strawpage: mrshrink.straw.page Youtube youtube.com/@mrshrinkphd?si=Qv6R5XU… I love to chat! Please stop by and leave a comment :) Open for collabs

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Mr. Shrink @mr-shrink.bsky.social · 45m
I have no clue it just shows up when I look up "piss" loll
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Mr. Shrink @mr-shrink.bsky.social · 52m
Awkward for them to masturbate... that's why we gotta be the ones to do it
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Mr. Shrink @mr-shrink.bsky.social · 53m
I imagine they bicker about stuff like "ew your penis touched mine! Gross!" Constantly. I guess they are lucky they have seperate penises, though. The awkwardness of jerking off if you're a typical two-headed twin sharing a body would probably be immense.
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Mr. Shrink @mr-shrink.bsky.social · 59m
Typically omphalopagus twins sit just as you said, legs crossed over the others. Already drawing a picture like this lol.
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Mr. Shrink @mr-shrink.bsky.social · 1h
And yes they argue over their penis sizes often. They can't see their dicks very well though, so they just stand in the mirror and yell about it probably lmao I imagine they are kind of others but get really catty with eachother at times. Typical siblings really.
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Mr. Shrink @mr-shrink.bsky.social · 1h
Tyyy
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Mr. Shrink @mr-shrink.bsky.social · 1h
This is me when I see art of my characters and have to act like a normal person so people don't ask and I have to explain I'm hopping up and down because of my porn characters
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Mr. Shrink @mr-shrink.bsky.social · 1h
Well we're on the same page lol. My overall motivation is low right now but they WILL be drawn whether anyone likes it or not
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Mr. Shrink @mr-shrink.bsky.social · 3h
*dreamy sigh* them... Oh i love conjoined twins. So happy I made these guys. #art #digitalart #oc #conjoinedtwins #freakshow
Herm and Eli Fortune or Herman and Elijah HorowitzSolo picture of them.
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Mr. Shrink @mr-shrink.bsky.social · 4h
idk what i expected but the walk in labs place was NOT open. they aint getting none of my blood today.
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Mr. Shrink @mr-shrink.bsky.social · 7h
ive never thought about either of those scenarios but i guess you're right. they draw blood and it comes out yellow
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Mr. Shrink @mr-shrink.bsky.social · 7h
this is the coolest, cleanest piss ive ever drinken. drunk. drank. i wonder if drinking piss would show up on labwork like drinking caffeine.
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Mr. Shrink @mr-shrink.bsky.social · 7h
drinking water from a glass for once and the glass has a wierd yellow ombre tint to it so when i pour it half full it looks like im drinking piss water
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Pool Pee Blame Game Animation
ALT: Pool Pee Blame Game Animation
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Mr. Shrink @mr-shrink.bsky.social · 13h
I would like an expensive cologne but I'm not buying one till my cheap bath and bodywork Halloween scent is GONE
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Mr. Shrink @mr-shrink.bsky.social · 13h
Found a picture
The whiskeh purifies the excrement in the coffee.
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Mr. Shrink @mr-shrink.bsky.social · 13h
Arhf mentnnet I've had the same bottle of cologne for like 4 years and I use it every day and I still haven't ran out for some reason.... I think it's an infinite bottle
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Mr. Shrink @mr-shrink.bsky.social · 13h
It might also be that I already like bitter drinks like REALLY strong black tea. I have some liquor but only to make desserts with alcohol. I made the most delicious whiskey cake once... only cake I crave.
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Mr. Shrink @mr-shrink.bsky.social · 14h
But yeah pure alcohol? Gin? No thank you. I might as well just grab the bottle of rubbing alcohol from my cabinet and start chugging.
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Mr. Shrink @mr-shrink.bsky.social · 14h
I was gonna say WOW that's a dedicated alcoholic right there. All his chakras aligned in that moment and he kept it in the glass with his mind force.
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Mr. Shrink @mr-shrink.bsky.social · 14h
Well I liked eating soap as a kid so that's why I like it maybe. And I like the yeastyness of bread but don't like the texture so it has an appeal for me specifically.
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Mr. Shrink @mr-shrink.bsky.social · 14h
Like WOHAHAWOAAHH the car tipped over! Ah! It's smoking!!! And they are just calmly emerging from around the flipped over vehicle
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Mr. Shrink @mr-shrink.bsky.social · 14h
I'm lucky I mostly find alcohol disgusting accept some beers. But I can imagine a timeline where I like the taste and just crash and burn completely. My great grandpa apparently was a massive alcoholic and my mom's a bit of a wine addict so yeah its brewing just beneath the surface with me
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Mr. Shrink @mr-shrink.bsky.social · 14h
The editing of this show is killing me in the good way. It's so... special and just watching it without sound makes me snicker
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Mr. Shrink @mr-shrink.bsky.social · 14h
Can't say the alcoholism is relatable but it could be and that's why I don't drink at all lmao I am statistically likely to become an alcoholic 🔥🔥🔥 Fuck you, genetics
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Mr. Shrink @mr-shrink.bsky.social · 14h
Wait that was mother goose wasn't it.
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Mr. Shrink @mr-shrink.bsky.social · 14h
My favourite transformer
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Mr. Shrink @mr-shrink.bsky.social · 14h
I think I like Julian because in every gif he's just wildly done with everything and that's me
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Mr. Shrink @mr-shrink.bsky.social · 14h
You turn into a goose!?@?!??! Sammng I gotta stop before you start like laying golden eggs or whatever geese do. Attack humans??
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Mr. Shrink @mr-shrink.bsky.social · 14h
O had a very similar experience when talking a walk with my siblings when we were younger. I dashed off and they kept yelling after me "you can stop running now" and we still quote it Yes I am the source of most of our jokes
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Mr. Shrink @mr-shrink.bsky.social · 14h
I'm gonna wake up completely broken physically I have absolutely no reason to use this gif but I felt like it
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Theodoros: Shutting Out Ricky
ALT: Theodoros: Shutting Out Ricky
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Mr. Shrink @mr-shrink.bsky.social · 14h
I'm flattered on her behalf
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Mr. Shrink @mr-shrink.bsky.social · 14h
I randomly just start running sometimes..not in circles but I'll be in no rush and start just sprinting on my little chihuahuhah legs to class. Idk running feels kind of good but only little bits
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Mr. Shrink @mr-shrink.bsky.social · 14h
Can't do jumping Jack's now that my legs broken 😔
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Mr. Shrink @mr-shrink.bsky.social · 14h
I kick and spin and Bob my head a lot but I honestly will just do anything that will stimulate that part of my brain that requires movement. But I've learned to not do jumping Jack's in public
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Mr. Shrink @mr-shrink.bsky.social · 14h
Oh well maybe I'm just special then. Or I don't remember saying something rude which I suppose is fully possible because I blocked almost everything out. I find it funny how we have similar origins in that sense. Our Parallel villain origins.
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Mr. Shrink @mr-shrink.bsky.social · 15h
For all my mom's quirks and habits when it comes to her practice she always emphasized compassion and empathy for affected children. She's just that kind of woman who's never disliked or not cared for a child.
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Mr. Shrink @mr-shrink.bsky.social · 15h
I do this thing where I puff up my ribcage so my hands don't touch my hips because I hate that. I can only imagine it looks dopey. The biggest indicator though is thst I'm whirling around and doing wierd movements for no reason
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Mr. Shrink @mr-shrink.bsky.social · 15h
That is to say I had it normalized and perhaps intellectualized before I ever had a real meaningful encounter with someone with a condition like that. I got edumecated
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Mr. Shrink @mr-shrink.bsky.social · 15h
I may have been taught in a more autistic way idk My mom would talk to me about the facial features of down syndrome so instead of seeing someone with an "unusual" face I'd see someone and wonder if they had DS or FASD or just looked that way. And never say anything out loud because thats wierd.
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Mr. Shrink @mr-shrink.bsky.social · 15h
Damn maybe I do stand autistic. I'm gonna be standing especially autistic now that my foot's broken I meant to say toe but I like the idea of it slowly becoming more and more of my body that's broken as I go on.
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Mr. Shrink @mr-shrink.bsky.social · 15h
I feel like DS and FASD are at least common enough that you've (royal you've) seen people with them around. They're just people that go places with their spouse or family. I know I can be a little humorless and not understand jokes but it's genuinely just pathetic to laugh at people's conditions.
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Mr. Shrink @mr-shrink.bsky.social · 15h
I have honestly no idea. I thought it was common fucking decency and knowledge to not make fun of the craniofacial features of people with intellectual disability but what the fuck do I know.
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Mr. Shrink @mr-shrink.bsky.social · 15h
No problem. She's beautiful so I just had to draw her.
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Mr. Shrink @mr-shrink.bsky.social · 15h
Sorry that first line made me snort Idk if I ever told you or if you heard because I feel like I said it before. But I've been clocked on the spot in public by strangers as autistic. Basically doing nothing and they knew immediately.
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Mr. Shrink @mr-shrink.bsky.social · 15h
Couldn't find a funny gif for this because when you look up "special boy" the gifs are just
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Cormbreab Llama: My Mom Says I'm Special
ALT: Cormbreab Llama: My Mom Says I'm Special
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Mr. Shrink @mr-shrink.bsky.social · 15h
Was thinking about going where both my siblings go but I think this special boy needs special help for his special brain
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Mr. Shrink @mr-shrink.bsky.social · 15h
God I hope. Maybe this ties into my general feeling of being the lost child. I was kind of left to do my own thing because I could occupy myself for long periods of time (hah) so because i wasn't having regular outbursts, no one suspected a thing. Sometimes i feel like people still don't.
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Mr. Shrink @mr-shrink.bsky.social · 15h
I can speak normal. Is kind of what I mean. And as such I'm a little afraid that they will perceive me as just having severe anxiety and panic when in my experience the issue goes much deeper and is developmental. I suppose my core fear is just being dismissed by doctors. In reality.
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Mr. Shrink @mr-shrink.bsky.social · 15h
Reached out to one already. Gonna look more in the morning and also ask my siblings because they both are in therapy
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Mr. Shrink @mr-shrink.bsky.social · 15h
It's usually due to unpleasant stimulus. It's not completely random. It's hard to put into words because it could be panic disorder. It could be ptsd. I can't really tell but that's why a therapist would be highly beneficial.
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