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#nufc fans Logo changes so little most people wouldn’t notice: “That’s disgusting I’m never buying owt from them again” Moving to a new stadium to help the club “Ne way man, they’d have to rename St James’s Metro station” Lads… can we just try to be a bit more open minded to change?

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Mr P @mr-pick.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

When are the news shows going to ask reform voters to denounce the actions of Danny T… or apologise for his actions? Cos I can only imagine how quickly they’d be all over the nearest religious establishment (not the churches) to ask this if one of their attendees went nuts with a knife

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Emma Monk @monkemma.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

🧵 As front-page headlines go, this has to be one of the most misleading I've seen in a long time It's an out-and-out lie But notice the trick they use to get away with it...👀 *They're* not lying - they're just quoting someone else who is👍🏻 In this case, the leader of the opposition🙄 1/33

Daily Express headline:

"More Freedoms Handed to New Arrivals than British Citizens"

Above an image of Kemi Badenoch

All with a Monk Debunked stamp on top

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Mr P @mr-pick.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Who teaches their kids that different human lives are worth more/less depending upon their immigration status/race/origins? Like seriously, who gets their kid on a megaphone calling for the death of innocent people on boats? UK politicians promote what they permit. Call these d-heads out

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Mr P @mr-pick.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

If you think closing an RNLI station is a victory for your cause, you might want to question your cause. These volunteers risk their lives to save lives, regardless of their origin/class/ethnicity/gender. If you think poor people on dinghies are less human than you, you’re wearing your racism

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Mr P @mr-pick.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Liz Truss is the Prime Ministerial equivalent of Ali Dia of Premier League fame. She was as much a mega-brained Economic strategist as Ali was George Weah’s cousin…

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Mr P @mr-pick.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Legitimate concerns are only legitimate if they are based upon factual context. On asylum..Unless you think it’s factual that their presence is making you unsafe. The only way to make this legitimate is to show that they are more dangerous than anyone else in similar socioeconomic conditions.

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Mr P @mr-pick.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I mean would you guys be shocked if Reform took £12m from a known drug lord and then changed its legislative agenda on drug offences in its manifesto? Is handing crypto-launderers golden ticket policies after they’ve donated record sums not the same thing? They have no principles… mercenaries

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Mr P @mr-pick.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

My Grandma used to tell me that we were related to Grace Darling, the girl whose selfless actions led to the formation of the #RNLI I don’t think that young lady stopped to check the immigration status of the people she saved… if you believe all human life matters, you’d not care either

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Mr P @mr-pick.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

The only time it seems Maga republicans and Christian nationalists like them actually seem to believe in “survival of the fittest”… and other evolutionary principles is when it’s their answer to what their plan is for Medical care and state funding programs

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Mr P @mr-pick.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

If, as an #NUFC fan if you rewind the clock by a month… you know you have: Liverpool (h), Spurs (a) Bournemouth (h) as the first 3 games. I offer you 5pts… you’d snap my hand off. Don’t lie to yourself

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Mr P @mr-pick.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Don’t know why everyone seems annoyed at the kick off time for #nufc today… as a Georgie abroad, 3:30pm is perfect! Bournemouth fans… long old trip for a morning, at least the club has discounted the bar bill though

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Mr P @mr-pick.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Enjoying 26/27 Premier League season so far. Not going to lie, slightly smug I’ve got Elanga 2.0 in my fantasy team alongside #nufc teammates Dedic and Hall

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Mr P @mr-pick.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

1.) Man works as accountant in jail 2.) Woman with unfortunate skin pigmentation uncovers government wrongdoing 3.) 2 short men return jewellery to forge after enduring a long walk, fly home

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Mr P @mr-pick.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Newcastle United take on league game number two in what is going to be an interesting and exciting season of guesswork for fans and foes of #nufc alike. A fresh look, new players to fall in love with, a manager with a reputation to build and hopefully some great wins on the way. Optimism for life

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Mr P @mr-pick.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

I see Liverpool completed their Wordle on the last attempt again. Lucky? Perhaps. Got help from a third party? Maybe. #nufc can be proud of their performance, tenacious and with clear intention to lure them in and hit on the break. I’ll take 2-2 against them regardless

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Mr P @mr-pick.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

So it’s the beginning of the #nufc season. Newcastle 2.0. Please remember: - patience is needed - being a supporter requires you to play your part “support” - looking at the results from yesterday I guess nobody knows what this season will bring (we can still dare to dream) Enjoy celebrating KK

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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

I came first in the Clacton by-election! Of the candidates who bothered to turn up for the results. Here is my victory speech!

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Mr P @mr-pick.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

He can’t even turn up to Clacton on by-election results day… predictable excuse “police told me not to”… predictable response from the police “nobody has advised any candidate not to attend”… what a massive loser, even if he has won against a bunch of “nobodies”

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Mr P @mr-pick.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

To binfinity and beyond…. Not the intergalactic hero (or trashy politician) we wanted, but the one we’ve got! Clacton on Sea… @countbinface.bsky.social is here to save you

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Mr P @mr-pick.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Come on Clactonites, show up and send that massive crony to the bins. Time to take out the trash! Go on binface!

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Mr P @mr-pick.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Catering carts, for when you can’t find someone to confirm you’ve got bone spurs… (it’s not the dodging of danger that’s the problem, it’s the avoidance of it whilst still putting others at risk)

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Mr P @mr-pick.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Ah #EddieHowe left. I’m actually only annoyed at the timing, this could’ve been sorted in June. I don’t think he has had much to do with the transfers in/out (may be why he’s off?) so hopefully replacement has time to work with the squad. Don’t forget last season (PL) we were utterly crap.

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Mr P @mr-pick.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Kevin Keegan, the man who held the hopes and dreams of a whole community on his shoulders and brought a belief that has never since disappeared. A behemoth of football. A hero to many and a role model to all. RIP #KK

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Brian Wernham C.Eng. @brianwernham.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

This is what polio does. Get your children vaccinated.

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Mr P @mr-pick.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Newcastle seemingly lose out on another target after agreeing terms… I understand fan’s frustration but the reality is this one was obviously happening as the player was clearly stalling for time throughout. We have to accept that these players are using us to negotiate better offers elsewhere.

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Mr P @mr-pick.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

I don’t want to get my hopes up but what an opportunity to put Farage in the BIN…Let’s hope the sane people of Clacton make their vote COUNT… shove true democracy in his toady FACE.

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Mr P @mr-pick.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Reform voters fall into two broad categories… 1.) the actual bigots who prioritise racism as something they vote for 2.)The people who want change and have been persuaded that this is the only route to achieve it People in category 2 almost certainly have little clue about what policies Reform have

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Mr P @mr-pick.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Nothing says “I’m innocent” like quitting your role as an MP and standing again in the resulting by-election following a bunch of scandals involving you taking money from dubious sources and then not declaring it when you aught to have…

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Emma Monk @monkemma.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Let's take a look at this claim as "revealed" by the Daily Mail. TLDR - It's taken them a reeeeeally long time to "reveal" this law 😜 So what's the reality behind this headline? 🧵 1/23

Daily Mail headline:

Revealed: Drivers can take to the road aged 16 - if they are on benefits

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Mr P @mr-pick.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Elon could’ve chosen to be Bruce Wayne… but he chose to be Lex Luther.

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Mr P @mr-pick.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

Hang around with ghouls and it’s only a matter of time before you start showing signs of ghoulishness. Sure this is nothing to do with someone giving money to his think tank in exchange for his integrity.

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Eddie Burfi @eddieburfi.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

A very good afternoon to the absolute hero who organised and parked this beauty in the middle of little Tommy’s far-right hate march. ❤️

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Mr P @mr-pick.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Things £5m gifts to Nigel Farage are for: 1.) Security for attacks that hadn’t occurred yet 2.) Brexit getting done (way before the payment) Things it wasn’t for 1.) Influencing him to become an MP 2.) Influencing his policies once he became an MP Gotcha

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Mr P @mr-pick.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

Do you think we will get to the stage where all the Trump cultists who think he’s playing 3D chess will actually come to realise he’s playing snakes and ladders and doesn’t know how to use dice?

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Mr P @mr-pick.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

I wish Trump would just shut the f up… this isn’t how you negotiate, not how you make deals and certainly not how you crawl out of a bin fire of your own making. Bully boy tactics are just not going to work on an entrenched regime you’ve failed to bomb out of existence. Someone confiscate his phone

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Mr P @mr-pick.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

1 man benefits from a continuation of this Iran conflict, he goes to jail once he’s no longer prime minister, he’s prime minister until his nation is no longer at war. Why is it that we are being held at the whims of a war hungry spineless killer of innocent people?

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Mr P @mr-pick.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

Got rid of Bondi for failing to prosecute his enemies quickly enough. This is the difference between a sane president and a maniacal one… when his mates are prosecuted it’s because law exists to prohibit their actions… Bondi was tasked with inventing cases to pin on DJT’s former friends and enemies

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Mr P @mr-pick.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

Death froze in shock, he turned to the man and simply said “Chuck, how’d you find me?”

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Mr P @mr-pick.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

Trump spends 2025 distorting and destroying US historic alliances, cosying up with the man who has pushed to destabilise various European nations. Pushing trade barriers up as some sort of sword of manipulation, causing tensions and uncertainty. 2026, following bleating about the Nobel Peace Prize1/

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Mr P @mr-pick.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

Anyone else starting to think the Orange Buffoon has serious compromising material held by both Russia and Israel? Anyone else believe he was supported into role by these too? Who in the US is going to show integrity and shut this administration down so the world can return to a semblance of sanity?

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Mr P @mr-pick.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

Can we stop the “tax avoiders” crap about Brits who move to Dubai. If you move to any country in the world you pay income tax in that country. Yes in Dubai it’s 0%. The cost of living is so much higher that nobody sane would think a move for tax purposes would be a benefit financially overall.

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Mr P @mr-pick.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

Love that the greens won this one… Why? Am I a Green voter? Not typically I think this reassures me of two things a.) I was right about Labour losing (rather than gaining) voters due to toxic right leaning comms b.) A hopeful message won despite a really big push from the usuals for hate

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Mr P @mr-pick.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

So Andrew has been arrested… bet he’s sweating now 👀

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Mr P @mr-pick.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

If Rachael Reeves thinks student finance is fair because people who don’t go to university shouldn’t pay for those who do, then the people who do shouldn’t contribute a penny more than they lend in student finance. When you lose sight of societal benefit from the equation you are limiting us Rachael

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Mr P @mr-pick.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

Journalist: You appointed a dude named in the Epstein files and whose actions in prior roles were scandalous but just came to light…standing down? No journalists: Mr Farage, your name is all over the Epstein files and is linked to a plan to undermine European democracy…standing down?

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Mr P @mr-pick.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

Considering voting for Reform but don’t consider yourself a racist? Can you please explain why so many of their candidates have a history of posting overt racism, does it not make you think that perhaps you’re endorsing that viewpoint?

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