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Mr Kruger

@mr-kruger.bsky.social
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Data Architect Goalie Getting old

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Mr Kruger @mr-kruger.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
why does no one ever mention Biden's starting point came from Trump?! Has the whole country memory holed his first term?
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Mr Kruger @mr-kruger.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's complicated
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Mr Kruger @mr-kruger.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I can hear it in Thomas Jefferson's voice now: "...and when the benevolent billionaire overlords deign to provide intelligent robots, the common man shall be limited in their access under the first amendment...."
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Mr Kruger @mr-kruger.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Pro Tip: replace the meat with black beans
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Mr Kruger @mr-kruger.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Team Fred!
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Mr Kruger @mr-kruger.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Tangled Disney
ALT: Tangled Disney
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Mr Kruger @mr-kruger.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
This skeet is _scalding hot_
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Mr Kruger @mr-kruger.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
It's not false, it's not true.
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Mr Kruger @mr-kruger.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Sometimes I like to fantasize about winning the lottery and finding out which mental illness would destroy me and my relationship with my family most completely from that much money...
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Mr Kruger @mr-kruger.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Well, by factories they mean Data Centers, and by build they mean "force them on all of us"
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Mr Kruger @mr-kruger.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
You joke, but this is how Taco Bell wins the fast food wars. They replace the Fed as our leading indicator, corps and govt tangle over control of the brand, all hell breaks loose, Taco Bell becomes the New World Order.
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Mr Kruger @mr-kruger.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Antipope? Antipope? Do we get an Antipope?! Let's get ecclesiastical!
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Mr Kruger @mr-kruger.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Holy shit, raw Riboflavin, what is she a time traveler?!
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Mr Kruger @mr-kruger.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Jerrify me (or don't, who can tell these days)
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Mr Kruger @mr-kruger.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
*Eastern Shore Accent* "Crryaabs!"
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Mr Kruger @mr-kruger.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
You play it on a soccer ball from the 80s
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Mr Kruger @mr-kruger.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
"Quiet Piggies!"
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Mr Kruger @mr-kruger.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
commi racinism
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Mr Kruger @mr-kruger.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
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a cartoon drawing of a throne with a green and purple button
ALT: a cartoon drawing of a throne with a green and purple button
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Mr Kruger @mr-kruger.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Those bad boys?!
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Mr Kruger @mr-kruger.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
I know just the guys for the job! youtu.be/R8-8HjaRGTU?...
youtu.be
Disastrous Amphibious Car Challenge | Top Gear Classic
YouTube video by Top Gear Classic
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Mr Kruger @mr-kruger.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
🙄
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Mr Kruger @mr-kruger.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
The YouTube thumbnail makes itself
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Mr Kruger @mr-kruger.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
If we get to the parking lot and it's not lined, or I need to make a choice about lots, or take a shuttle? We're going home.
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Mr Kruger @mr-kruger.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
How could you do this to Will Stancil?
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Mr Kruger @mr-kruger.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
It opens up peh-cens as an option
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Mr Kruger @mr-kruger.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
National memory span is 8 days
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Mr Kruger @mr-kruger.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
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a man with red paint on his face and a jersey that says oh you know support the team .
ALT: a man with red paint on his face and a jersey that says oh you know support the team .
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Mr Kruger @mr-kruger.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Maybe he'll meet someone who won't make him regret Teen Wolf Too
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Mr Kruger @mr-kruger.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
*cue Panic! At the Disco*
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Mr Kruger @mr-kruger.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Shovel early and often!
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Mr Kruger @mr-kruger.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Ants is protein!
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Mr Kruger @mr-kruger.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Noooooo! Don't do it!
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Mr Kruger @mr-kruger.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
There's a whole scene in D2 - The Might Ducks that covers this!
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a group of people are looking at a beach ball .
ALT: a group of people are looking at a beach ball .
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Mr Kruger @mr-kruger.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Unsustainable
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Mr Kruger @mr-kruger.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
This cadre is who Rogan poisoned
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Mr Kruger @mr-kruger.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
No bass?!
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Mr Kruger @mr-kruger.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
It's on their Twitter page.
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Mr Kruger @mr-kruger.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
That was just the start chummer
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Mr Kruger @mr-kruger.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
The alternative to Glazed-Donut-Hole-everything is Communism!
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Mr Kruger @mr-kruger.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Just imagine you're casting only one side of a massive civil war reenactment!
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Mr Kruger @mr-kruger.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
It's very real. www.thepwhl.com/en/schedule
thepwhl.com
Schedule
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Mr Kruger @mr-kruger.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
The only thing worse than Wet Man coming out each year, is when he doesn't...
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Mr Kruger @mr-kruger.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Bizzle the Kizzle's discord; The most toxic, misogynistic place on the internet.
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Mr Kruger @mr-kruger.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
"I can't use this step-up platform, it only fits a size 7 shoe!"
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Mr Kruger @mr-kruger.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
m.imdb.com/title/tt0374... This but the sharks are the US Navy
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Open Water (2003) ⭐ 5.8 | Adventure, Drama, Horror
1h 19m | R
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Mr Kruger @mr-kruger.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Teddy Today all day, everyday
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Mr Kruger @mr-kruger.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Moderate Democrats holding fast, lock-step with the Fox News definition of boogey man Socialism is endlessly exhausting
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Mr Kruger @mr-kruger.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Turns out the entire Democratic Party is just Homer with a telemarketing machine...
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Mr Kruger @mr-kruger.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
This page is either the pinnacle or nadir of Frog and Toad.
A panel from a Frog and Toad book: "Toad ran back to Frog. 'Frog,' said Toad, 'this kite will not fly. I give up'"
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