Mr. Jephreez @mr-jephreez.bsky.social · 12/08/2025Pray for me. I have 170 new names I have to remember starting tomorrow. Hopefully I’ll get them down before Christmas break. 110
Mr. Jephreez @mr-jephreez.bsky.social · 29/04/2025Those exact sea turtles were definitely a major piece of the inspiration for this story! 110
Mr. Jephreez @mr-jephreez.bsky.social · 29/04/2025THAT SCHOOL BUS YOU SAW TODAY…BUY 3 FOR EVERY KID ON IT 011
Mr. Jephreez @mr-jephreez.bsky.social · 29/04/2025Ok so I wrote a book. Please buy a million copies or my feelings will be hurt. a.co/d/gLiJWDUa.coAmazon.com 130
Mr. Jephreez @mr-jephreez.bsky.social · 23/04/2025What the fuck are we even doing? Just pure hatred/evil. I don’t understand 020
Mr. Jephreez @mr-jephreez.bsky.social · 18/04/2025Keep talking and we will put a working oil rig in left center 110
Mr. Jephreez @mr-jephreez.bsky.social · 18/04/2025It’s called innovation, Brian. Read a book for once in your life. 110
Mr. Jephreez @mr-jephreez.bsky.social · 08/04/2025Man I am SO glad our championship game was not this stressful. I might not be here today if it had been. 160
Mr. Jephreez @mr-jephreez.bsky.social · 07/04/2025The most consistent thing about me is I will sneeze exactly twice every single time I walk out into the Sun 200
Mr. Jephreez @mr-jephreez.bsky.social · 05/04/2025Forgot the word assuming there, but you get the point 000
Mr. Jephreez @mr-jephreez.bsky.social · 05/04/2025I’m rollie pollies from A Bugs Life are on the other side? 100
Mr. Jephreez @mr-jephreez.bsky.social · 02/04/2025Some day I will get my life together and put away my laundrymedia.tenor.comAragorn Lotr GIFALT: Aragorn Lotr GIF 010
Mr. Jephreez @mr-jephreez.bsky.social · 23/03/2025I’m standing directly in front of the TV about 6 inches from the screen 040
Mr. Jephreez @mr-jephreez.bsky.social · 16/03/2025See my hope was this obviously terrifying species would see Elon, realize we aren’t worth the effort, then leave us alone. Then, at worse, Elon is light years away from us. 110
Mr. Jephreez @mr-jephreez.bsky.social · 16/03/2025Send Elon to go check it out. I’m sure it’s fine. 100
Mr. Jephreez @mr-jephreez.bsky.social · 14/03/2025Also hard to be depressed when you get to look at Sainz’s face 110
Mr. Jephreez @mr-jephreez.bsky.social · 14/03/2025That’s a WAY more fun thing to be depressed about 110
Mr. Jephreez @mr-jephreez.bsky.social · 14/03/2025Some of yall aren’t going to be waking up in the middle of the night to watch a lunar eclipse and F1 practice and it sickens me 140
Mr. Jephreez @mr-jephreez.bsky.social · 12/03/2025Putting VJ in the movie Flubber would have dramatically lowered the budget since no CGI would have been needed 010
Mr. Jephreez @mr-jephreez.bsky.social · 01/03/2025These showed up at my front door a couple weeks before the absolutely WILD 2021-2022 COVID school year. These are special edition Into the Spiderverse Jordans. A text came from my brother shortly after that said “A superhero needs his superhero shoes.” I fight back tears whenever I look at them. 000
Mr. Jephreez @mr-jephreez.bsky.social · 01/03/2025Think about how lucky we are to be born in the timeline where Into the Spiderverse exists 110
Mr. Jephreez @mr-jephreez.bsky.social · 06/02/2025Any pointers for giving a 2 year old medicine? Ours absolutely hates it. Gags really easily, spits out, etc. 100
Mr. Jephreez @mr-jephreez.bsky.social · 04/02/2025“No, we don’t like Pam.” “Oh ok. Eat a dick, Pam.” 030
Mr. Jephreez @mr-jephreez.bsky.social · 26/01/2025Thinking about playing hide and seek with the kids and picking an incredible spot so I can get a quick power nap in 100
Mr. Jephreez @mr-jephreez.bsky.social · 21/01/2025That was definitely more of a DONK than a DOINK 000
Mr. Jephreez @mr-jephreez.bsky.social · 18/01/2025Obviously not an ideal first half, but I’ll take it 010
Mr. Jephreez @mr-jephreez.bsky.social · 15/01/2025I have decided Don’t Blame Me is Taylor’s best song. Thanks for listening. 000
Mr. Jephreez @mr-jephreez.bsky.social · 08/01/2025media.tenor.coma large furry animal with orange eyes is laying downALT: a large furry animal with orange eyes is laying down 000