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Mr. Jephreez

@mr-jephreez.bsky.social
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I make the youth know science and I also enjoy talking about bears, especially ones that play sports.

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Mr. Jephreez @mr-jephreez.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
It’s time
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Mr. Jephreez @mr-jephreez.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Pray for me. I have 170 new names I have to remember starting tomorrow. Hopefully I’ll get them down before Christmas break.
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Mr. Jephreez @mr-jephreez.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Oh hell yes…I’m in
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Mr. Jephreez @mr-jephreez.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
YESSSSSSSSSSS *inhale* SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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Mr. Jephreez @mr-jephreez.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Those exact sea turtles were definitely a major piece of the inspiration for this story!
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Mr. Jephreez @mr-jephreez.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
THAT SCHOOL BUS YOU SAW TODAY…BUY 3 FOR EVERY KID ON IT
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Mr. Jephreez @mr-jephreez.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Ok so I wrote a book. Please buy a million copies or my feelings will be hurt. a.co/d/gLiJWDU
a.co
Amazon.com
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Mr. Jephreez @mr-jephreez.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
What the fuck are we even doing? Just pure hatred/evil. I don’t understand
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Mr. Jephreez @mr-jephreez.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Keep talking and we will put a working oil rig in left center
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Mr. Jephreez @mr-jephreez.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
It’s called innovation, Brian. Read a book for once in your life.
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Mr. Jephreez @mr-jephreez.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Man I am SO glad our championship game was not this stressful. I might not be here today if it had been.
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Mr. Jephreez @mr-jephreez.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Nvm I sneezed 4 times just now
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Mr. Jephreez @mr-jephreez.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
The most consistent thing about me is I will sneeze exactly twice every single time I walk out into the Sun
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Mr. Jephreez @mr-jephreez.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Forgot the word assuming there, but you get the point
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Mr. Jephreez @mr-jephreez.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
I’m rollie pollies from A Bugs Life are on the other side?
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Mr. Jephreez @mr-jephreez.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
I hope the woolly mice are doing ok
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Mr. Jephreez @mr-jephreez.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Some day I will get my life together and put away my laundry
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Aragorn Lotr GIF
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Mr. Jephreez @mr-jephreez.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Nvm the hail did it for me
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Mr. Jephreez @mr-jephreez.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Im going to punch every crane fly in the face
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Mr. Jephreez @mr-jephreez.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Clearly a flagrant 2. Kick him out.
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Mr. Jephreez @mr-jephreez.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
I’m standing directly in front of the TV about 6 inches from the screen
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Mr. Jephreez @mr-jephreez.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
It’s time
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Mr. Jephreez @mr-jephreez.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
See my hope was this obviously terrifying species would see Elon, realize we aren’t worth the effort, then leave us alone. Then, at worse, Elon is light years away from us.
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Mr. Jephreez @mr-jephreez.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Send Elon to go check it out. I’m sure it’s fine.
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Mr. Jephreez @mr-jephreez.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Didn’t need to say it
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Mr. Jephreez @mr-jephreez.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Worth it for this picture alone
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Mr. Jephreez @mr-jephreez.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Also hard to be depressed when you get to look at Sainz’s face
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Mr. Jephreez @mr-jephreez.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
That was us*
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Mr. Jephreez @mr-jephreez.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
That’s a WAY more fun thing to be depressed about
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Mr. Jephreez @mr-jephreez.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Oof yeah that was yesterday. Godspeed 🫡
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Mr. Jephreez @mr-jephreez.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Some of yall aren’t going to be waking up in the middle of the night to watch a lunar eclipse and F1 practice and it sickens me
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Mr. Jephreez @mr-jephreez.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Let’s gooooo
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Mr. Jephreez @mr-jephreez.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Putting VJ in the movie Flubber would have dramatically lowered the budget since no CGI would have been needed
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Mr. Jephreez @mr-jephreez.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
These showed up at my front door a couple weeks before the absolutely WILD 2021-2022 COVID school year. These are special edition Into the Spiderverse Jordans. A text came from my brother shortly after that said “A superhero needs his superhero shoes.” I fight back tears whenever I look at them.
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Mr. Jephreez @mr-jephreez.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Think about how lucky we are to be born in the timeline where Into the Spiderverse exists
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Mr. Jephreez @mr-jephreez.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Any pointers for giving a 2 year old medicine? Ours absolutely hates it. Gags really easily, spits out, etc.
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Mr. Jephreez @mr-jephreez.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
“No, we don’t like Pam.” “Oh ok. Eat a dick, Pam.”
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Mr. Jephreez @mr-jephreez.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
My main man
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Mr. Jephreez @mr-jephreez.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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Mr. Jephreez @mr-jephreez.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
A little attic nap sounds nice about now
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Mr. Jephreez @mr-jephreez.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Thinking about playing hide and seek with the kids and picking an incredible spot so I can get a quick power nap in
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Mr. Jephreez @mr-jephreez.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
That was definitely more of a DONK than a DOINK
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Mr. Jephreez @mr-jephreez.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Obviously not an ideal first half, but I’ll take it
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Mr. Jephreez @mr-jephreez.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Gotta rep our son
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Mr. Jephreez @mr-jephreez.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Living her best life
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Mr. Jephreez @mr-jephreez.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
I have decided Don’t Blame Me is Taylor’s best song. Thanks for listening.
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Mr. Jephreez @mr-jephreez.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
One day…
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Mr. Jephreez @mr-jephreez.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Excited to work alongside you too, Dave
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Mr. Jephreez @mr-jephreez.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Trying to be a tiger. He’s not fooling anyone
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Mr. Jephreez @mr-jephreez.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
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a large furry animal with orange eyes is laying down
ALT: a large furry animal with orange eyes is laying down
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