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Mr Crispy @mr-crispy.bsky.social · 7h
Looks like Epic will not be completing the hat-trick.
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Mr Crispy @mr-crispy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I'd be in James Blunt's bathroom, visibly mouthing "What the fuck?" as I stare at his weird nipples.
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Mr Crispy @mr-crispy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm assuming that this is the crime they're investigating in season 2.
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Mr Crispy @mr-crispy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Some Day, Venison
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Mr Crispy @mr-crispy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Not the same, but I had a ticket for Nirvana at the Point, Dublin in '94. The gig was one of several cancelled in early March after Kurt's OD in Rome. The day he was found dead, April 8th, was the date of the originally planned Dublin gig.
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Mr Crispy @mr-crispy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
If you don't want us boys to eat your socks, then stop making them so damned delicious!
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Mr Crispy @mr-crispy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I actually forgot the one I use most - "I'm in danger!"
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Mr Crispy @mr-crispy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
1. He'll make a grand piano. 2. A little from column A etc. 3. Of course not, Marge, just for the rest of *his* life 4. Man's best friend indeed. 5. Up and at them!
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Mr Crispy @mr-crispy.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Nobody gonna do a Borg joke??
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Mr Crispy @mr-crispy.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I shall assume that shortly after this photo was taken, Pownall was seen rummaging through the Count's head.
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Mr Crispy @mr-crispy.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Gen Atlas and REV of the new announcements. And I've now lost all interest in Stranger Than Heaven... I find the digital Tupac resurrection to be really distasteful, and I'm far from a prude.
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Mr Crispy @mr-crispy.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Hopefully the young lad can do some growing up yet. 🤞
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Mr Crispy @mr-crispy.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I'd personally be heartbroken if a dog _didn't_ want to smell me. But then, I am aromatic as fuck.
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Mr Crispy @mr-crispy.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Fuck Max Brooks, TBH.
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Mr Crispy @mr-crispy.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
We didn't lose. We're officially boycotting the partly-US-run tournament.
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Mr Crispy @mr-crispy.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
💚
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Mr Crispy @mr-crispy.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
I really needed this today. Thank you all ❤️
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Mr Crispy @mr-crispy.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
I'm all for replacing Davey with a badger, so long as the badger agrees to the all the same inane publicity stunts Davey was prone to. Badger on a log flume? Yes.
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Mr Crispy @mr-crispy.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Someone set her bike on fire.
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Mr Crispy @mr-crispy.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Love to you all
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Mr Crispy @mr-crispy.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
The world needs more red pandas.
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Mr Crispy @mr-crispy.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
The Duke can only call himself Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor now.
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Mr Crispy @mr-crispy.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Them eyes though.
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Mr Crispy @mr-crispy.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Gotta go fastive. (I am so sorry)
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Mr Crispy @mr-crispy.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
media.tenor.com
a man is holding a mickey mouse doll in his hand
ALT: a man is holding a mickey mouse doll in his hand
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Mr Crispy @mr-crispy.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Those light switches are manky.
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Mr Crispy @mr-crispy.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Preach, brother.
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Mr Crispy @mr-crispy.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
A beautiful rendition ❤️
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Mr Crispy @mr-crispy.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Thank you so much for everything you do. Here's to the next ten years! Or should that be 13/10??
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Mr Crispy @mr-crispy.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
The split space-bar is a great move forward, but ergo should still be a long term target. I'm 49 and my wrists are like potato chips!!!
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Mr Crispy @mr-crispy.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Big nosed bastards of the world, unite!
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Mr Crispy @mr-crispy.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
I have never met this gentleman, but I do love him so.
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Mr Crispy @mr-crispy.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
If you love animals, please consider signing this petition from the wonderful people at My Lovely Horse animal rescue. Ireland needs to change its attitude to animal welfare. chng.it/mxGPtqrZyv
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Daniel Fountain @danielfountain.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
My University has opened a virtual scholar scheme for scholars from Gaza. Please share widely and help stop scholasticide. www.exeter.ac.uk/faculties/ha...
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Mr Crispy @mr-crispy.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Fargo for me.
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Mr Crispy @mr-crispy.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
"News almanacs" are the future.
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Mr Crispy @mr-crispy.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Me!
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Mr Crispy @mr-crispy.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Get well soon, Alice. May the morphine flow freely!
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Mr Crispy @mr-crispy.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
This bozo.
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Mr Crispy @mr-crispy.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
You can take the man out of Ireland...
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Mr Crispy @mr-crispy.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Nice clothes horse. It's the real trophy.
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Mr Crispy @mr-crispy.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
I was at the game. It was a vocal minority that were booing. Idiots, yes, but don't tar all fans there with the same brush.
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Mr Crispy @mr-crispy.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Woo! You're finally doing an ergo model. No? Wait... Come back......!
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Mr Crispy @mr-crispy.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
I beg to differ.
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Mr Crispy @mr-crispy.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
RDR2 isn't even their best RDR game.
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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
This is an official plan for ethnic cleansing. If you supported Israel for the past 18 months or so under the assumption that this was about the hostages you were taken for a ride. If you still support Israel's assault on Gaza, you support ethnic cleansing. It's that simple.
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Israel plans to occupy and flatten all of Gaza if no deal by Trump's trip
Trump has effectively given Netanyahu a green light to do as he sees fit, Israeli officials say.
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Mr Crispy @mr-crispy.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Thief (done right).
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Mr Crispy @mr-crispy.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
I accept his fair offer.
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Mr Crispy @mr-crispy.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
It's cutting edge innovations like this that keeps MS on top.
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Mr Crispy @mr-crispy.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
100% cool motherfucker.
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