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Matt

@mprizzle.bsky.social
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Proud dad 💙 #DallasCowboys #NYR Statistics enthusiast 📊📈 used to collect football data for @sportsinfosolutions.com #FreePalestine

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Matt @mprizzle.bsky.social · 11h
My 2 sons playing in the same box at different times 💙🐱 they both love it, maybe it's genetics
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Matt @mprizzle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Lennox's birthday party 🥳🎉💙
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Matt @mprizzle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Oh I know lol
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Matt @mprizzle.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Neighbor's outside cat greeted me by rubbing on my feet and legs when I got home after my overnight shift this morning so I went in and got her treats 💙🐱 #CatSky
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Matt @mprizzle.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
The neighbor's outside cat (her name is Friday) playing in our driveway while Mars Bars is jealous watching from the window 🐱💙 #CatSky
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Matt @mprizzle.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight? 🌙😈
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Matt @mprizzle.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Mars Bars playing with his bunny 🐱💙 #CatSky
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Matt @mprizzle.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Mars Bars pawing at my beard 🐱 #CatSky
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Matt @mprizzle.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Victory dance #NYKnicks 🏆🗽💨
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Matt @mprizzle.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Y'all should see me over on threads, man. I'm hilarious. 😈😁
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Matt @mprizzle.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight? 🌕😈 #MoonSky
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Matt @mprizzle.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Saturday night LIVE 💨💨💨 #CannaSky
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Matt @mprizzle.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Best birthday gift ever from my baby boy 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
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Matt @mprizzle.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Mars Bars is giving me biscuits for my birthday lol 🐱🐱💙💙
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Matt @mprizzle.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
After midnight here so happy birthday to me 😁💨💨🔥🔥 4/20 after midnight going into my birthday is when I smoke the most and get the highest every single year 💯
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Matt @mprizzle.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Let's not get too stoned on 4/20 that we forget the next day (4/21) is my birthday 😏💨
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Matt @mprizzle.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Always brings me his ball wanting to play 🐱💙
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Matt @mprizzle.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
What is his problem lol 🐱💙 #CatSky
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Matt @mprizzle.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Mars Bars woke me up today with his toy in his mouth lol he always wants to play 🐱💙 #CatSky
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Matt @mprizzle.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Um, no. 🤮🤮🤮🤮 Delete this
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Matt @mprizzle.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Another one gone too late
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Matt @mprizzle.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
I guess it's time for biscuits 🐱💙
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Matt @mprizzle.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
@justwhitney.bsky.social can you check with your sources for me on this 😭 I will be so disappointed if we draft a QB early instead of fixing the defense 🤮
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Matt @mprizzle.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Mars Bars and I are both tired 😸😸💙💙
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Matt @mprizzle.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
He likes his new toy/scratching post 💙😸
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Matt @mprizzle.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Final moving day 🚚🚚
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Matt @mprizzle.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
"You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?" 😈🌑
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Matt @mprizzle.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Another fun day with my best friend 💙💙
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Matt @mprizzle.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
THIS is the ONLY way to go (ESPECIALLY the executions part)
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Matt @mprizzle.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
MAGA Nazis trying to get cute with me on news article comments 😂😂🖕🖕
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Matt @mprizzle.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
I guarantee you that a white family's dog is gonna be the last straw for these same people who could never have given a fuck less about brown children
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Matt @mprizzle.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Snow day in Texas #WinterWonderland ❄️
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Matt @mprizzle.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
😈😈😈
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Matt @mprizzle.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Somebody who's supposed to play tomorrow better show some fucking balls, I swear to God. Kenny Mayne aka the "Mayne" event GOATed SportsCenter anchor for this 🔥🔥
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Matt @mprizzle.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
You're still going to be relentlessly ridiculed by people like me who get off on mocking ignorance for ever having supported this shit in the 1st place but honestly that is such a small, tiny, miniscule price to pay for simply being a normal human being and doing the right thing 😁🤷‍♂️
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Matt @mprizzle.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
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Matt @mprizzle.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
What could've been with a competent defensive coordinator #DallasCowboys
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Matt @mprizzle.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
When all this is over, I imagine you're gonna go home and take that pretty little red hat off, ain't ya? See that's what I thought. Now THAT I can't abide.
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Matt @mprizzle.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
It's a Mars Bars Christmas 🎄🐱
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Matt @mprizzle.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Please, I'm begging y'all 🙏
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Matt @mprizzle.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Fantastic idea to make some quick cash 🤔
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Matt @mprizzle.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Mars Bars and his friends 🐱💙
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Matt @mprizzle.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Amen to that 💯
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Matt @mprizzle.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Lennox's game day spread for the #DallasCowboys win today lol 💙
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Matt @mprizzle.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
The dogs got haircuts yesterday 🐶💈💙
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Matt @mprizzle.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Matt @mprizzle.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Mars Bars thought the McDonald's breakfast was for him lol 🐱
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Matt @mprizzle.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Color me shocked 😱 (not)
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Matt @mprizzle.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Infighting within a cult because one member thinks another isn't riding hard enough. Shocking. (Not)
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