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@mpjensen.bsky.social
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Yes, that is a pet bull calf in our foyer.

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mpjensen.bsky.social @mpjensen.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Taking the lace panties to the next level?
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mpjensen.bsky.social @mpjensen.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
The before pic.
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mpjensen.bsky.social @mpjensen.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
If you say so...
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mpjensen.bsky.social @mpjensen.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
There were larger protests down the hill, but this was Auburn, the tiny county seat in a very, very, red Placer county California.
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mpjensen.bsky.social @mpjensen.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Oh, you know it's real.
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mpjensen.bsky.social @mpjensen.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Take it from someone who knows corruption.
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mpjensen.bsky.social @mpjensen.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Circled at bottom
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mpjensen.bsky.social @mpjensen.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
I played.
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mpjensen.bsky.social @mpjensen.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
The Fox News ticker proclaimed, "protesters storm ICE facility." Which their listeners will totally believe because Fox never showed them what storming a building looks like.
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mpjensen.bsky.social @mpjensen.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
The plan.
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mpjensen.bsky.social @mpjensen.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
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mpjensen.bsky.social @mpjensen.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Shadow president and full time evil monster.
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mpjensen.bsky.social @mpjensen.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
This administration even lies badly.
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mpjensen.bsky.social @mpjensen.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
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mpjensen.bsky.social @mpjensen.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
I'm dumb? You're talking to yourself.
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mpjensen.bsky.social @mpjensen.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
And here I wa trying to be civil. What I really meant was your asinine comment wasn't worth following the lines.
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mpjensen.bsky.social @mpjensen.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
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mpjensen.bsky.social @mpjensen.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Along with Mrs Doubtfire, Robin Williams' absolute best work. Maybe even Gene Hackman's. And Hank Azaria, o. m. g.
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mpjensen.bsky.social @mpjensen.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
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mpjensen.bsky.social @mpjensen.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Bear says, "Wait, jackrabbit!"
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mpjensen.bsky.social @mpjensen.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
But what I can't explain is why some think we actually needed aliens to teach us how to stack rocks.
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mpjensen.bsky.social @mpjensen.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
And they need the same runway length as a B52.
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