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Matthew Pippin

@mpippin.bsky.social
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I’m a performer in a small town in WA State and a writer of horror/thrillers. I’m just here for the fun until it’s over. 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 FDT Amazon.com/author/matthewpippin

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Matthew Pippin @mpippin.bsky.social · 18h
Oh, dear! I hope you have a speedy recovery.
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Kaitlin Kal Lee @kaitlinkallee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Matthew Pippin @mpippin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Free Palestine. 🇵🇸
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Matthew Pippin @mpippin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Did they cry as much as I did? That was an emotion I wasn’t expecting going into a Godzilla picture.
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Matthew Pippin @mpippin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Poseidon Adventure
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Matthew Pippin @mpippin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Somewhere, there’s a VHS of me bringing the same energy to the Pointer Sisters.
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Matthew Pippin @mpippin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Poseidon Ship Capsizing Disaster Scene
ALT: Poseidon Ship Capsizing Disaster Scene
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Matthew Pippin @mpippin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It couldn’t have been 18 years. That was only in 2008… which was… I have to go lie down.
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Matthew Pippin @mpippin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy 9/25 to those who celebrate.
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Matthew Pippin @mpippin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Make the pillory great again.
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Matthew Pippin @mpippin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I use this a lot.
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Richard Attenborough: I Really Hate That Man Annoyed
ALT: Richard Attenborough: I Really Hate That Man Annoyed
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Matthew Pippin @mpippin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Same goes for healthcare.
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Matthew Pippin @mpippin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Fuck ICE
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Matthew Pippin @mpippin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Up I can make it. Coco is impossible to get through without water works.
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Matthew Pippin @mpippin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Happy birthday, Mr. King!
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Matthew Pippin @mpippin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Alfred Molina’s scene is why I can’t watch it again. It was horrifically terrifying as the scene went along. Brilliantly played, but I can’t do it again.
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Matthew Pippin @mpippin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The timing of Bluesky! 😂
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Matthew Pippin @mpippin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Women have all sorts of voices. Yours is doing just fine to everyone else’s ears. 🥰
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Matthew Pippin @mpippin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I played the Tin Man a few years ago. I was flown improperly in the haunted forest and I’m still $12K in medical debt. I tell everyone, “The part is cursed. Don’t play the Tin Man.”
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Matthew Pippin @mpippin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
During the pandemic, I lost all my work, health insurance, and was denied unemployment. Fuck this guy.
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Matthew Pippin @mpippin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It was Monday when I woke up this morning, but it was Wednesday when I got home. 🤦‍♂️
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Matthew Pippin @mpippin.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
No Ube cake for him. I love the Philippines. 🥰
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Matthew Pippin @mpippin.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Happy birthday, RM!
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Matthew Pippin @mpippin.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
What an absolute asshole.
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Matthew Pippin @mpippin.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Wasn’t it lovely?!
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Matthew Pippin @mpippin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The longest half hour of my life was between 9:58 am and 10:28 am. The thought was, “There’s only going to be one tower now.” In my mind’s eye, that half hour was an eternity, until Tower 1 collapsed and took cell reception with it in the city.
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Matthew Pippin @mpippin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I can assure you it was a genuine question. As someone who would travel to Seattle, I’d hate to assume that I’d get on a train to go see my friends and head in the wrong direction.
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Matthew Pippin @mpippin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Seattle to Vancouver isn’t across the Columbia River.
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Matthew Pippin @mpippin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Thank you for answering that as pretentiously as possible.
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Matthew Pippin @mpippin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It rained the night before. I was convinced that the next day was going to be humid as hell. It wasn’t. It was an absolutely perfect day outside. I think that added to the horror of it all.
Photo taken September 10th, 2001 during a rain storm over Manhattan.
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Matthew Pippin @mpippin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Have a lovely birthday!
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Matthew Pippin @mpippin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
How many awards have your lashes won?
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Matthew Pippin @mpippin.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Where’s Link to the Past’s pink hair?
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Matthew Pippin @mpippin.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
But Coyote vs. ACME is actually good, though.
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Matthew Pippin @mpippin.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
She’s stealing my drag look. Am I entitled to compensation?
My drag persona, Melba Jean.
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Matthew Pippin @mpippin.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
We used it in a play this year for a character. He was playing a tech bro and it fit that slimy character perfectly to be handing out AI “art” at a city council meeting.
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Matthew Pippin @mpippin.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
104 days a year?!
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Matthew Pippin @mpippin.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
And the world is thankful.
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Max58 @max58.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Link #LegendofZelda #TwilightPrincess
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Matthew Pippin @mpippin.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I would give my back teeth to play Teddy someday.
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Matthew Pippin @mpippin.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Wasn’t it great?!
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Matthew Pippin @mpippin.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
That hat is so cool!
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Matthew Pippin @mpippin.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Have a delightful birthday!
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Matthew Pippin @mpippin.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Aren’t they great?! Do you think it means I’m a part of the canon now?
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Matthew Pippin @mpippin.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
He draws me as I am and doesn’t “pretty” me up. I’m pretty enough. Thank you, Almir, for being my friend for all these years. The pleasure and honor is all mine.
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Matthew Pippin @mpippin.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Thank you so much for letting me be in the worlds you create.
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Matthew Pippin @mpippin.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I have been rooting for this picture to kick some ass.
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Matthew Pippin @mpippin.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Saw it on Friday. I loved it. Got some really healthy belly laughs out of me.
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Matthew Pippin @mpippin.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I really liked it. I’m so happy it was saved.
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Matthew Pippin @mpippin.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Just saw it! It’s so great with a lot of full belly laughs.
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