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Saw a fashion article touting “jazz” shoes as the summer must have. Big price tags. 80s babies recognize these as Capezio knock-offs. Get the original for $50.

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MphsTam @mphstam.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

Targeted ads are stupid because why am I being hit by the exact shoes I bought from the exact store. Show me lampshades in the dimensions I ask for.

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MphsTam @mphstam.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Good of Huffman to amplify Ms Lee’s point. Glad Ms Lee said it.

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MphsTam @mphstam.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Newish cat rattled her food dish, and DH put kibble in. I said “She learned a new trick!” DH said “No, she taught us a new trick.”.

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MphsTam @mphstam.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

Uh jeez. What’d I miss?

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MphsTam @mphstam.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

I miss the days when I was blissfully unaware of certain evils in the world, and would share great photos of the grandsweeties.

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MphsTam @mphstam.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

A phrase read too often last year was “Had me giggling and kicking my feet” in reaction to romantic gestures. Then my husband of 33 yrs sent a flirty gif, and I giggled and kicked my feet. I’m both amused and annoyed with my self.

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MphsTam @mphstam.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

I told her as I was leaving, and he was paying tab, that she was stunning, her dress is perfection. And she deserves someone not on their phone. I think she agreed.

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MphsTam @mphstam.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

Met a couple on their first date. Dude scrolled on his phone continuously. She was dressed gorgeously. I’m so glad that I’m married.

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MphsTam @mphstam.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

Sometimes I laugh, and then want to cry. I sound a lot like my sister. I miss her so.

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MphsTam @mphstam.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

Babe! Wake up, the eclipse is happening.

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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

an updated debbie downer sketch but it's friends showing her funny videos and she has to respond like this to every single one like this:

A screenshot of Rachel Dratch from SNL. She's a white woman with short dark hair and blue eyes, and she's making an awkward expression that implies, "Sorry I have to tell you this and ruin your good time. But also I'm kind of not sorry about it." I've added a subtitle that reads, "That's AI."

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MphsTam @mphstam.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

I just changed insurance, and saved $4k. Man, do I feel stupid for not doing this sooner. Get new quotes every year, people. They screw over lazy people that auto renew.

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MphsTam @mphstam.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

I went to a pharmers market. Y’all.

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MphsTam @mphstam.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

I bought my dog weed biscuits, and she’s walking and active now. 1/3 of a biscuit is all it took. I love Missouri.

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MphsTam @mphstam.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

Cousins new kidney is working! I can go to sleep now.

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MphsTam @mphstam.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

The Ring ad made me say “Absolutely the fuck not!” Y’all want the Minority Report world to become reality? Bezos can fuck right off.

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MphsTam @mphstam.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

What an exciting night! Made it home from a hike in time to see halftime show and my team win. My cousin got the call they have a kidney for him. He’s in surgery now.

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MphsTam @mphstam.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

#Memphis Go give Aldar Cafe on Summer your business. Great food, gorgeous treats and nice owners from Yemen heritage.

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MphsTam @mphstam.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

They came to our city and raided every free narcon vending machine. Took every one.

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MphsTam @mphstam.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

I thrift puzzles, then put them in Little Free Library. I have a fellow puzzler on the block, but it’s time for them to return the love.

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MphsTam @mphstam.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

I thought the winter scene with bare trees would end me, but this was worse. My next one is a cakewalk

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MphsTam @mphstam.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

It took all week. I never want to challenge myself again.

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MphsTam @mphstam.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

If I go somewhere at 3 I will park blocks away and leave my phone in the car.

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MphsTam @mphstam.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

I once lent a “friend” $40 because I felt like I’d never hear from them again, and it’d be worth it. I was right.

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MphsTam @mphstam.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

Word from local hotel is 8 checked out this morning. Let’s see where they’re sent next.

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MphsTam @mphstam.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

Beyond pissed to learn the NG came to our city and went to the free narcon sites and took every one. If they needed it the feds should have provided it, instead they steal from our city and those that need it for their loved ones.

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MphsTam @mphstam.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

Porch pirates took my only gift this year. Ho ho ho!

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MphsTam @mphstam.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

I haven’t seen it, but have heard the movies are great. But I am no way no how buying my precious grandsweeties merch emblazoned with Wicked. Law of Attraction and other stuff I’m mildly superstitious about.

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MphsTam @mphstam.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

Car shows hit a bit different now that 2000 is considered antique. They are also much fancier in Fl. Porches, Lamborghini, Bentley, Rolls, and other 200k used cars. 70yo women looking like thots made me sad.

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MphsTam @mphstam.bsky.social · 30/11/2025

Griped about shirt, said it was going to a charity. Coworker said “No, it’s cute! However, that other top ages you. I cringe when you wear it because it looks like an old ladies “fun top” and you’re too young.” And that’s a girls girl. For real.

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MphsTam @mphstam.bsky.social · 26/11/2025

Obesity is more and more linked to 2 key peptides a persons body doesn’t make. It’s biology and not moral failing. And to those that think I cheated? Fuck you.

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MphsTam @mphstam.bsky.social · 26/11/2025

I’m 8lb from goal, and have started titrating down, but I can’t resist a sale. 15mg tirz for $166 a month, half what it was a year ago. I am truly happy others can finally afford it.

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MphsTam @mphstam.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

MTG has pivoted because she’s running for Senate. She had to resign to run, and GA is a purple state she can’t win as MAGA. She didn’t suddenly grow a conscience. This fawning over her is sickening.

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MphsTam @mphstam.bsky.social · 16/11/2025

I love seeing you with Joan’s purse. ❤️

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MphsTam @mphstam.bsky.social · 16/11/2025

I volunteer usher to see concerts and plays.

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MphsTam @mphstam.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

Your Nonna told me to throw my big crop of tomatoes into the crockpot on high for 5 hours. Hug her neck for me.

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MphsTam @mphstam.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

I work a block from tiger lane. Police escorts for both teams every game.

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MphsTam @mphstam.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

Went to the Arkansas side of the I55 bridge for a sunset walk along the river. We came across what we guessed was bobcat tracks, later saw the cat when we drove away.

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MphsTam @mphstam.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

They’re $2 at the thrift store. I can watch all the stupid tv I want!

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