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Megan Goodwin @mpgphd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

uh I do not know what kind of bananas ass vibes are making the rounds rn but reports of my extremely geriatric pregnancy(????) have been greatly exaggerated

Bridget Jones diary

"I'm passionately committed to communicating with children. they are the future "

"do you have any children of your own?"

"oh Christ no. yuck"

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Megan Goodwin @mpgphd.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

omg I forgot about the cigarette holder bc of course there's a cigarette holder which: do they use a roach clip in CM? I really need to watch it again (HAND ACTING)

Gloria Swanson sunset boulevard leopard turban with matching lapels smoking from a cigarette holder and doing claw hand

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Megan Goodwin @mpgphd.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

having seen Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma, I firmly believe we can ask agree that Gillian Anderson

bloody drenched hannah einbender follows blood drenched Gillian Anderson like Dante following Virgil out of hell

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Megan Goodwin @mpgphd.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

and then we went for a swimming eval that turned into an impromptu dock diving lesson

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Megan Goodwin @mpgphd.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

apparently this is the kind of white lady I have grown up to be: the dog had a party in the backyard with his little friends

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Megan Goodwin @mpgphd.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

this lil nugget turns one tomorrow 😭 I had to buy him adult food 😭😭😭 (yes I did book him a celebratory swim evaluation at the local dog pool for his birthday, what of it)

tiny fawn and white puppy with his tongue out

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Megan Goodwin @mpgphd.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

fr this is what being mad at me is like

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Megan Goodwin @mpgphd.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Pope Mystique Summers Madison

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Megan Goodwin @mpgphd.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

many things are v bad right now a pitbull puppy learning that he can swim is not one of them

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Megan Goodwin @mpgphd.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

why I picked the PHL layover option (mission accomplished)

brown paper bag says Philly pretzel factory

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Megan Goodwin @mpgphd.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

speaking of weird religion shit I cannot BELIEVE that nobody has pitched me anything about the San Antonio Spurs, their v tall monk-blessed Maoist wunderkind, and his bestie the nuns

nuns + v tall Maoist basketball players

"stop him? just pray"

nike swoosh

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Megan Goodwin @mpgphd.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

me out here defending pervs on the skyline

Tim Curry rocky horror I did not make him for YOU

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Megan Goodwin @mpgphd.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

you're in Carolina, right? can I interest you in

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Megan Goodwin @mpgphd.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

this one's from November he now has a real car seat and no longer fits in that box 😭

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Megan Goodwin @mpgphd.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

can I interest anyone in an extremely dirty puppy

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Megan Goodwin @mpgphd.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

in related news, I won the Lindy West book event last night a thing it is possible to do and normal to want

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Megan Goodwin @mpgphd.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

bonus footage of Ash, his bestie Jefe, and his baby cousin Tuna

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Megan Goodwin @mpgphd.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

as always, the only constructive response here is Tank Girl

tank girl "I can't let things be this way. we can be wonderful. we can be magnificent. we can turn this shit around."

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Megan Goodwin @mpgphd.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

okay I'm not sure I actually enjoyed *I Don't Feel at Home in this World Anymore* but this scene hit me really hard

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Megan Goodwin @mpgphd.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

the level of autistic obstinance is Art

office space Michael bolton why should I change? he's the one who sucks

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Megan Goodwin @mpgphd.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

me going through these Wix mobile templates

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Megan Goodwin @mpgphd.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

learned how to make dog gifs it's over for you hoes

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Megan Goodwin @mpgphd.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

assuming it has to stay this way is the doomerism and like @prisonculture.bsky.social says: hope is a discipline I actually care way less about whether you're physically working out (although it can help wrangle the brain spiders) but we all need to do daily reps of "it can't stay like this"

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Megan Goodwin @mpgphd.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

it's not a functional democracy but it helps

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Megan Goodwin @mpgphd.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

seriously unclear about how anybody's making it through These Times without morning couch snuggles if you don't currently have a couch snuggler assigned to you, maybe this could help

fawn and white puppy with a blue squeaky dragon in his mouth sits on my chest to suppress the Horrors

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Megan Goodwin @mpgphd.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

same (except it's freezing here!)

fawn and white puppy in a douchey powder blue Quiksilver sweatshirt sitting in a sunbeam

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Megan Goodwin @mpgphd.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

if you're trying to take a time out from the horrors, high key recommend browsing the dog clothes clearance section at HomeGoods this shit is so stupid and perfect

fawn and white puppy in douchey baby blue Quiksilver hoodie

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Megan Goodwin @mpgphd.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

today in "puppies are praxis" (bc everything is on goddamn fire but it helps to remember small soft things still exist and are good) the wee beastie absolutely decimated the first mat I got for his crate so I had to pick up another one it is genuine artificial Muppet and he loves it

fawn and white puppy on pink Muppet bed in crate

eviscerated pigeon stuffy attendant

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Megan Goodwin @mpgphd.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

pittie in a raincoat I know I know it's serious

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Megan Goodwin @mpgphd.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

many things are absolutely awful but the puppy keeps doing this thing where he shoves his snoot in my armpit to keep his lil nose warm while he's napping that part's p good

fawn and white puppy licking his wee nose

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Megan Goodwin @mpgphd.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

yeah, it's always hard to let them go but happy to share / puppies are praxis

puppy in a harness sitting in the sunshine

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Megan Goodwin @mpgphd.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

this guy: *decides he'd rather sleep on the couch, tysm* me: nice try. time for bed. beastie: *LOUD HARRUMPH, reluctant shuffle to his fluffy Muppet bed* me: sir. the most put-upon puppy in all the land: *SIGH FROM THE DEPTH OF HIS SOUL, trots back into crate* #fin

small fawn and white puppy in a pink sweatshirt trying to hide in a fluffy lilac dog bed

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Megan Goodwin @mpgphd.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

mood as I gird my loins to look at emails in a real way for the first time since 17 December

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Megan Goodwin @mpgphd.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

we're babysitting the neighbor's dog

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Megan Goodwin @mpgphd.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

this was such a good, smart decision that I totally foiled one episode from the end bc an attractive human invited me to a low-key hang with local restaurant people spoilers: I am too old for even the lowest-key of hangs with local restaurant people 😂😫

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Megan Goodwin @mpgphd.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

oh come on I am being punked not the Russian literally shaking his aquaphallus in the Ottowan's face

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